Rhetoric

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:55 am

jrc_burgess wrote:: Am I the only person who thinks "eating her blood cookie" sounds like a rather unpleasant euphemism...

... just me I guess.

Blood cookies are great! They make you faster, stronger, more perceptive! I even managed to learn Auspex while on them. It simply came to me! With no teacher!

I wonder where Mistress gets the Vitae for them.... Ne matter.

*starts wagging at Claudia and salivating heavily*

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megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

You forgot to mention your new collar and leash What a Face

Take my word for it: you're better off without the cookies.

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:02 am

Karavolos wrote:: You forgot to mention your new collar and leash

Thanks man! I think I look great in it. I have a thing for studded leather lol!

Karavolos wrote:: Take my word for it: you're better off without the cookies.

Why?

They are like a best drug ever... I feel so strong, fast... And at the same side lighthearted as if all the burdens were lifted from my shoulders.
And they didn't mess me up at this!

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:58 am

One doesn't simply denounce blood cookies. Unless it's pie. study

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:00 pm

The pie is a lie.

*pats Feral and gives blood cookies* Smile

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Fake Feral is fake, the cookies are gone too What a Face

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Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:01 pm

The cake is a lie, the pie gets you high.

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:03 pm

Feral wrote:

Karavolos wrote:: You forgot to mention your new collar and leash

Thanks man! I think I look great in it. I have a thing for studded leather lol!

Karavolos wrote:: Take my word for it: you're better off without the cookies.

Why?

They are like a best drug ever... I feel so strong, fast... And at the same side lighthearted as if all the burdens were lifted from my shoulders.
And they didn't mess me up at this!

You sound exactly like I feel all the time. Without drugs... Shocked

Btw, how nuch does Claudia pay you for the advertizing campaign?

Bloodywolf wrote:: One doesn't simply denounce blood cookies. Unless it's pie.

Pi, that's 3.141592... scratch

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Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:04 pm

She pays him in nutella

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:05 pm

But, but, I don't pay, I'm love incarnated, I give away for free awesome bloodcookies !

Don't joke about Nutella, they're TAXING IT HERE NOW ><

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Childe of Malkav wrote:: Pi, that's 3.141592...

Pi + e

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:22 pm

pi+e=3.141... + 2.718... cheers

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Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:48 pm

Bloodywolf wrote:: She pays him in nutella

Wut!?

What do you think I would do with Nutella?

And Mistress doesn't have to pay me. I am happy with a place in a kennel and two walks a day. I look great all brushed and in a new collar.

Wait... I am a free living Gangrel, no? scratch

*starts to think deeper than usual*

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

You're neither free nor living.

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:36 pm

Dragatus wrote:: You're neither free nor living.

Um, well...
Unliving, OK. But not free!?
I do what I want to do.

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:38 pm

*waves around a bag*

Who has bloody bacon?

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: You're neither free nor living.

Um, well...
Unliving, OK. But not free!?
I do what I want to do.

Sure you do. And for some reason whatever the nice lady with the bloodcookies wants you to do is also what you want to do yourself, right?

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:12 pm

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: You're neither free nor living.

Um, well...
Unliving, OK. But not free!?
I do what I want to do.

Sure you do. And for some reason whatever the nice lady with the bloodcookies wants you to do is also what you want to do yourself, right?

Sort of...
But I only do it out of affection and respect! Um...

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:26 pm

I think Hikari12th just wanted to know if Rhetoric changed anything else, like is it functional in dialogue like Haggle or Inspection can sometimes be. It appears he read the description and tried to find his answer but couldn't, so he made a post about it.

I hope you guys didn't drive him away forever. Sad

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:: You're neither free nor living.

Um, well...
Unliving, OK. But not free!?
I do what I want to do.

Sure you do. And for some reason whatever the nice lady with the bloodcookies wants you to do is also what you want to do yourself, right?

Sort of...
But I only do it out of affection and respect! Um...

Cool. I didn't know you had special type of Chimerstry that only works if you use it on yourself.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Obfuscate, rather What a Face

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:15 pm

I use no Disciplines for that...

And as I thought it through, I got an idea.
Basically, I am waaay past three sips... Er, cookies.
So... Anyone would want to do that new fad that is Vaulderie? Seriously, all cool Cainites do it, we should as well!
So?
*begs*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Throws bloodcookie in random direction*

Catch! What a Face

Subject: Re: Rhetoric Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:19 pm

It's a trap !

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Nope! 100% stolen Claudia bloodcookies from your one and only Ravnos pal! What a Face