Team Camarilla International Official Forum

This is the official forum for Team Camarilla International: The Bloodlines Developers
 
HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Why did the chicken cross the road?

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
Go to page : 1, 2, 3, 4  Next
AuthorMessage
Ayo
Ancillae
Ancillae


Posts : 74
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 26
Location : Sofia, Bulgaria

PostSubject: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 10:16 am

Since it's exam season, and I am in need of focus on study rather than anything else: here is the fundamental question that will decide the fate of my degree:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What, do you think, will be the answer of the different clans/sects? Mix-and-matching of the two is encouraged.

And as always, abuse is a pro only if done properly. cherry
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Ayo
Ancillae
Ancillae


Posts : 74
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 26
Location : Sofia, Bulgaria

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 10:53 am

Gangrel: *spits out half-chewed bone* What chicken? *sneezes out feathers*
Back to top Go down
View user profile
eye of the divine
Caine's Progeny
Caine's Progeny


Posts : 1375
Join date : 2012-03-13
Age : 28
Location : Essex, United Kingdom

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 11:01 am

What are you willing to trade for this information?
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://eyeofthedivine.tumblr.com
Meowolf
Elder
Elder


Posts : 106
Join date : 2012-04-12
Age : 27
Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 11:15 am

*blank eyes staring at the monitor*
The chicken and the road. They crossed, and now their fates clash. Who will it be, Almighty Yellow Chicken of the Morning Glory Doomshard Claw Clan, or The Road, whos black soul is darkened by white ashes of her enemies... let's see... LET'S WATCH THEIR BATTLE!
By the way, your degree is a deer. Catch it. Tasty.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://vk.com/id140084046
Nachtrae
Antediluvian
Antediluvian


Posts : 903
Join date : 2011-06-09
Age : 26
Location : the Netherlands

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 11:39 am

Tremere: That is a Tremere secret!

Nosferatu: I can give you information on that chicken, including, but not limited to, her name, last chicken she interacted with, her relationship with the rooster across the street, regular diet, dreams and hopes, political affiliation, and more. But, for a price of course.

Lasombra: Stop bothering me about a mere chicken. I have plans to hatch and packs to organize.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Duncan.Oliver
Caine's Progeny
Caine's Progeny


Posts : 1303
Join date : 2011-02-08
Location : U.S.A.

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 2:04 pm

Brujah: Because it damn' well wanted to. Got a problem with that?
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Feral
Caine
Caine


Posts : 4348
Join date : 2010-08-15
Age : 32
Location : Poland

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 2:15 pm

Gangrel: Because grass was greener on the other side.
And... Wait, what was that noise?
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Karavolos
megalomaniac


Posts : 2302
Join date : 2011-12-27

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 2:24 pm

Ravnos: The "chicken and the road" story is a myth. *Walks away with your wallet*
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Meowolf
Elder
Elder


Posts : 106
Join date : 2012-04-12
Age : 27
Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 3:19 pm

Nachtrae wrote:
Nosferatu: I can give you information on that chicken, including, but not limited to, her name, last chicken she interacted with, her relationship with the rooster across the street, regular diet, dreams and hopes, political affiliation, and more. But, for a price of course.

, boss. geek
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://vk.com/id140084046
Dragatus
Caine
Caine


Posts : 2135
Join date : 2011-12-05

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 3:25 pm

Tzimiche: It may be a chicken now, but just wait until I'm finished with it.

Venture: You saw nothing.

Toreador: *falls in trance*

Back to top Go down
View user profile
Ayo
Ancillae
Ancillae


Posts : 74
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 26
Location : Sofia, Bulgaria

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 3:51 pm

Toreador: Chickens are such unrefined animals. Peacocks, on the other hand... They would cross the road to escape monstrous bondage and search for beauty to aid their rebirth into a more gentle world... *rambles on*
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Nachtrae
Antediluvian
Antediluvian


Posts : 903
Join date : 2011-06-09
Age : 26
Location : the Netherlands

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 4:28 pm

Toreador: I honestly don't know, but I will compose a bundle of poems about the chicken's eternal struggle and sorrow as it searches for a purpose at the other side.

Ventrue: It is all part of an elaborate plot that first hatched several years ago which should help me gain additional power and money. You see, when the chicken reaches the other side of the road she will..... *cough* She probably just goes there to peck at little grass seeds. Now bugger off, I have work to do.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Ayo
Ancillae
Ancillae


Posts : 74
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 26
Location : Sofia, Bulgaria

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 4:34 pm

Dragatus wrote:
Venture: You saw nothing.

XD So true.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Claudia
Caine
Caine


Posts : 4887
Join date : 2010-01-30
Age : 28
Location : France

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 4:35 pm

Tarcisus : This requires further study. Give me a couple of decades and....
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Meowolf
Elder
Elder


Posts : 106
Join date : 2012-04-12
Age : 27
Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 4:36 pm

Ventrue: "See this chicken, fledgling? He wants to prove something, to gain self-confidence, even if his goal is just "some kind of more tasty things over there". He struggles to become stronger, and to have the best the world can give him. What have YOU done lately?.."
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://vk.com/id140084046
Feral
Caine
Caine


Posts : 4348
Join date : 2010-08-15
Age : 32
Location : Poland

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 4:51 pm

Meowolf wrote:
Ventrue: "See this chicken, fledgling? He wants to prove something, to gain self-confidence, even if his goal is just "some kind of more tasty things over there". He struggles to become stronger, and to have the best the world can give him. What have YOU done lately?.."

Just as my beloved Professor... Cool
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Meowolf
Elder
Elder


Posts : 106
Join date : 2012-04-12
Age : 27
Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 5:59 pm

Feral wrote:
Just as my beloved Professor... Cool

- which one? Razz
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://vk.com/id140084046
Maxus Corvin
Methuselah
Methuselah


Posts : 478
Join date : 2010-10-03
Age : 25
Location : Normandy SR-2

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 6:18 pm

Why? WHY? You dare ask why?

...

...

Oh, yes, now I get it. *blink* What? You didn't hear that? Don't worry, they said you'll find out soon enough.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Feral
Caine
Caine


Posts : 4348
Join date : 2010-08-15
Age : 32
Location : Poland

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 6:21 pm

Meowolf wrote:
Feral wrote:
Just as my beloved Professor... Cool

- which one? Razz

My tutor... I happen to do lab work to get PhD somwhere in the next 25 years... Or at least Beloved Leader says so... I'm not that much of an optimist...
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Childe of Malkav
Beyond Caine
Beyond Caine


Posts : 5158
Join date : 2009-11-05
Location : Bochum, Germany

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 6:32 pm

Get that chicken, Igor. I can use it for experiments. Or perhaps as bait for the green tentacled thing. Got to get it back where I have it under control.

- geek

_________________
- geek

Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Cthulhu
Elder God


Posts : 42
Join date : 2012-04-05
Age : 89
Location : R'lyeh

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Mon May 21, 2012 7:51 pm

Great Old Ones: "The road is the way to the Outer Spheres in which lay the dormant key to unlock the gates to Our prisons. The chicken is Our childe who seeks to cross the way to the Outer Spheres to seize hold of the key, unlock the gates, and release the unlimited power that is the triumvirate of Azathoth, Nyarlathotep, and Yog-Sothoth. By crossing the road instead of merely following the road, the chicken has become like Shub-Niggurath, in Her attempt to break down all the barriers and create chaos-seeds that shall ultimately be the ruin of this pitiful dimension which holds all greater life back."

Baali: "Ditto."
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.cultofcthulhu.net
Ayo
Ancillae
Ancillae


Posts : 74
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 26
Location : Sofia, Bulgaria

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Tue May 22, 2012 2:53 am

Childe, methinks the bait worked...
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Childe of Malkav
Beyond Caine
Beyond Caine


Posts : 5158
Join date : 2009-11-05
Location : Bochum, Germany

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Tue May 22, 2012 8:04 am

Good. *slams the pot lid shut on the green thing*

- geek

_________________
- geek

Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Karavolos
megalomaniac


Posts : 2302
Join date : 2011-12-27

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Tue May 22, 2012 6:58 pm

This post is a lie, meant to attract attention to this topic.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Childe of Malkav
Beyond Caine
Beyond Caine


Posts : 5158
Join date : 2009-11-05
Location : Bochum, Germany

PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Tue May 22, 2012 7:13 pm

Karavolos wrote:
This post is a lie, meant to attract attention to this topic.
Then let's play the classic con-game. I have three fragmentation grenades here. Which is the fake one?

- geek

_________________
- geek

Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Today at 7:36 am

Back to top Go down
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 4Go to page : 1, 2, 3, 4  Next
 Similar topics
-
» LMS Round 8 - Road America - Discussion Thread
» Goodbye Snowy Road
» Flying ammo box chicken cluckshot droppings!!
» sawed off chicken best easter egg ever
» The White Cross.

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Team Camarilla International Official Forum :: Team Camarilla International Forum :: The TCI Community Dark Room-
Jump to: