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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Tue May 22, 2012 9:19 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:
Karavolos wrote:
This post is a lie, meant to attract attention to this topic.
Then let's play the classic con-game. I have three fragmentation grenades here. Which is the fake one?

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And since you're so nice, you'll let him examine them and think about it for a minute while you go use the bathroom.
(Waitaminnit... Kindred don't ue the bathroom...)
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 1:12 am

He'll just steal and sell them that way... no fun, Duncan.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 4:08 am

Duncan.Oliver wrote:
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Karavolos wrote:
This post is a lie, meant to attract attention to this topic.
Then let's play the classic con-game. I have three fragmentation grenades here. Which is the fake one?

- geek

And since you're so nice, you'll let him examine them and think about it for a minute while you go use the bathroom.
(Waitaminnit... Kindred don't ue the bathroom...)
Of course I use the bathroom. But only if it has a reenforced door Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 6:07 am

I do NOT wanna know what a 4th gen Lunatic uses a bathroom for...
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 7:23 am

It all goes acording to plan of the Tremere.
The existence of this chicken, it's mother and the last 20 Generations are planned decided and executed.
Every single obstacle terminated, every piece of information gathered, the tiniest problem solved.
Everything was arranged by the Tremere, so this chicken could cross the street.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 8:40 am

The only reason why the chicken crosses the raod is to be rolled over by a truck. And thus create a whole new set of philosophical questiones to be pondered.
-For Assamites about the shortness of life, and the various ways to shorten it even more.
-For LaSombra and Ventrue about the futility of ambitons...
-For Brujah and Osebo, why the strong always go over the weak.
-For Nossies about the fact that all the time spent collecting data about the chicken was wasted... If only the had done proper research on the truck and its driver...
-For Malks why fun always ends with a flattened "squaak" and a lot of feathers...

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P.S. feel free to continue the list

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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 9:14 am

For Tzimisce about the flood of ideas that the blessed squashed creature gives to the adept mind.
For Giovanni about the potential benefits of raising the chicken from the dead to haunt the truck driver.
For Gangrel about how much time the other clans will lose to debate the philosophy of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 11:10 am

Childe of Malkav wrote:
The only reason why the chicken crosses the raod is to be rolled over by a truck. And thus create a whole new set of philosophical questiones to be pondered.
-For Assamites about the shortness of life, and the various ways to shorten it even more.
-For LaSombra and Ventrue about the futility of ambitons...
-For Brujah and Osebo, why the strong always go over the weak.
-For Nossies about the fact that all the time spent collecting data about the chicken was wasted... If only the had done proper research on the truck and its driver...
-For Malks why fun always ends with a flattened "squaak" and a lot of feathers...

- geek
P.S. feel free to continue the list
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For Tzimisce about the flood of ideas that the blessed squashed creature gives to the adept mind.
For Giovanni about the potential benefits of raising the chicken from the dead to haunt the truck driver.
For Gangrel about how much time the other clans will lose to debate the philosophy of it.

Both are win! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 11:33 am

Wholeheartedly new and epic blood art exhibition "Who said death cancels the fun?" will be held on the road.
Main dish - bloody truck trails. Sweet! ^^)
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 1:19 pm

Ayo wrote:
For Gangrel about how much time the other clans will lose to debate the philosophy of it.

Hmm, you may be onto something there...
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 4:02 pm

Voraxith wrote:
Ayo wrote:
For Gangrel about how much time the other clans will lose to debate the philosophy of it.

Hmm, you may be onto something there...

He surely is.

*squeezes blood from dead chicken*
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 4:29 pm

Meowolf wrote:
Wholeheartedly new and epic blood art exhibition "Who said death cancels the fun?" will be held on the road.
Main dish - bloody truck trails. Sweet! ^^)
Good thinking, childe lol! And the next truck coming through will take care of the "Excess Toreador" problem Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 4:41 pm

Feral wrote:
Voraxith wrote:
Ayo wrote:
For Gangrel about how much time the other clans will lose to debate the philosophy of it.

Hmm, you may be onto something there...

He surely is.

*squeezes blood from dead chicken*

Heeeey, I'm a lady! flower
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 5:17 pm

Ayo wrote:
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Heeeey, I'm a lady! flower
Who sais that? Ayo or the chicken?

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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 5:22 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:
Ayo wrote:
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Heeeey, I'm a lady! flower
Who sais that? Ayo or the chicken?

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I thought they were one and the same???
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 5:26 pm

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Childe of Malkav wrote:
Ayo wrote:
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Heeeey, I'm a lady! flower
Who sais that? Ayo or the chicken?

- geek
I thought they were one and the same???

Precisely. I spoke for myself, and the chicken was gracious enough to let me speak for it, as well.

Seeing how we're in the same head and everything.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 7:20 pm

Ayo wrote:
Precisely. I spoke for myself, and the chicken was gracious enough to let me speak for it, as well.

Seeing how we're in the same head and everything.

Dowhatnow? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 7:21 pm

I sense Malkav nearby Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Wed May 23, 2012 7:36 pm

Voraxith wrote:
Ayo wrote:
Precisely. I spoke for myself, and the chicken was gracious enough to let me speak for it, as well.

Seeing how we're in the same head and everything.

Dowhatnow? Shocked

Hm.... *looks through Normalcy for Dummies* Yes, indeed! Propriety dictates I engage in a joke about the chick-chicken dychotomy, and how it is a statement of gender equality for a woman to refer to herself as a chick.

Then again, I don't mind people referring to me as a 'he', at least one of me is male, I reckon.

But, yes, propriety. And the social convention of referring to female creatures as 'she'. Hence the nod toward Feral.

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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 10:12 am

Right. We now have three Malkavians in this place. This is going to be .... interesting.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 10:50 am

"When a Malkavian speaks, listen. When a Malkavian acts, leave.
When two Malkavians gather, run."



That chicken is of our blood and crossing the road to be with us!
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 10:54 am

Malkavian ghoul chickens?

About the only advantage I see is that they can crow to warn you when dawn is near. But a watch can do the same, and doesn't require your vitae.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 10:58 am

You don't know the power of that chicken you unbeliever!
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:15 am

All I know is that, ghoul or not, that chicken has the right to cross the goddamned road if it wants to -- and the Brujah will fight to protect that right!
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:16 am

What about the other road the Ventrue are trying to build a McDonald's over to show their power?
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