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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:20 am

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What about the other road the Ventrue are trying to build a McDonald's over to show their power?

If the chicken is stupid enough to cross that road, it deserves to be turned into chicken McNuggets (TM). I'll fight to protect its rights, but it's not my job to protect it from its own idiocy. Survival of the fittest, man.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:21 am

But like, what about it's rights to cross -that- road?
You are protecting those too aren't you? Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:27 am

Of course. Chicken's got a right to suicide, just like everyone else. Just don't believe the Ventrue bullshit that all chickens are suicidal, and that's why they end up on the plate. Bastards only care about the money.

Waitaminnit... are we talking real chickens, or is that some kind of mindfu@k metaphor for young vamps? Never mind... doesn't matter. Same road, same rights, same fights.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:27 am

Can I have some money? What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:36 am

Don't even come close, dude. I don't have any money to spare. Revolutions are expensive.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:38 am

How about you cause a distraction and I help myself to the Ventrue's vault? I get money and your enemies will be undermined, even handicapped at best! What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:50 am

The vault is a sucker's game, man. Takes too much time, and they only keep big money in there on payday. Only way you'll clean out the vault is to play the Ventrue's game, and that's boring.

Go for the tellers. Empty the drawers, get out before the (Ventrue-controlled) cops come, and hit a few more banks while they're scurrying like ants around the first one.

But I'm not in the 'distraction' business. Make your own money.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:51 am

How did we get from chickens to money? You sure you're not Ventrue?
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:52 am

Ravnos. Even more obsessed with money than the bloody Bluebloods. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 11:59 am

Only in America is everyday a payday at McDonald's!
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 12:09 pm

What? McDonald's doesn't pay its employees in other countries?
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 12:09 pm

Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 1:52 pm

They just give out free munchies and let you sit on Ronald McDonald's lap.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 2:12 pm

Precisely, we don't get money nor a lollipop after we've sat on the Funny Uncle's lap.
It's so unfair.
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 3:57 pm

Ayo wrote:

Then again, I don't mind people referring to me as a 'he', at least one of me is male, I reckon.

But, yes, propriety. And the social convention of referring to female creatures as 'she'. Hence the nod toward Feral.

cherry

Sorry... Your Avatar is so masculine it leads me astray. So, you are a women of opposite sex, then?
(Allo, Allo, anyone? Laughing )
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 3:59 pm

*Throws Scooby snacks into another topic*
Hurry Feral! Get it quickly before that other Gangrel does! Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:01 pm

Or the chicken! It's already crossing the road to get to the scooby snacks!
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:01 pm

Legasp! RUUN Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:02 pm

PFffPgh...

*gives up speaking and continues munchin*
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:03 pm

Good boy? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:08 pm

He's choking! affraid
*performs the Heimlich Maneuver on Feral to safe his life!*
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:08 pm

/Sets up chair and relaxes to the show
What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:13 pm

Don't Scooby Snacks give superpowers? Fly high, Feral, your people need you!

(... can vampires choke, really... what if it's a Pluto lollipop instead?)
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:27 pm

Nachtrae wrote:
He's choking! affraid
*performs the Heimlich Maneuver on Feral to safe his life!*

*spits fractured bone*

Thanks... Those chickens are poorly fed... Their bones are so brittle.
And thanks for the snack. I can't fly, though. Sad
Maybe Claudia could help with this... She has a Ritual for everything...


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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?   Thu May 24, 2012 4:29 pm

Including the letter C? Shocked
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