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+10Maxus Corvin Claudia Dragatus Karavolos Feral Duncan.Oliver Nachtrae Meowolf eye of the divine Ayo 14 posters |
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Ayo Ancillae
Posts : 74 Join date : 2012-05-14 Age : 34 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 10:16 am | |
| Since it's exam season, and I am in need of focus on study rather than anything else: here is the fundamental question that will decide the fate of my degree: Why did the chicken cross the road? What, do you think, will be the answer of the different clans/sects? Mix-and-matching of the two is encouraged. And as always, abuse is a pro only if done properly. | |
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Ayo Ancillae
Posts : 74 Join date : 2012-05-14 Age : 34 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 10:53 am | |
| Gangrel: *spits out half-chewed bone* What chicken? *sneezes out feathers* | |
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eye of the divine Caine's Progeny
Posts : 1375 Join date : 2012-03-13 Age : 35 Location : Essex, United Kingdom
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 11:01 am | |
| What are you willing to trade for this information? | |
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Meowolf Elder
Posts : 106 Join date : 2012-04-12 Age : 34 Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 11:15 am | |
| *blank eyes staring at the monitor* The chicken and the road. They crossed, and now their fates clash. Who will it be, Almighty Yellow Chicken of the Morning Glory Doomshard Claw Clan, or The Road, whos black soul is darkened by white ashes of her enemies... let's see... LET'S WATCH THEIR BATTLE! By the way, your degree is a deer. Catch it. Tasty. | |
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Nachtrae Antediluvian
Posts : 903 Join date : 2011-06-09 Age : 33 Location : the Netherlands
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 11:39 am | |
| Tremere: That is a Tremere secret!
Nosferatu: I can give you information on that chicken, including, but not limited to, her name, last chicken she interacted with, her relationship with the rooster across the street, regular diet, dreams and hopes, political affiliation, and more. But, for a price of course.
Lasombra: Stop bothering me about a mere chicken. I have plans to hatch and packs to organize. | |
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Duncan.Oliver Caine's Progeny
Posts : 1303 Join date : 2011-02-08 Location : U.S.A.
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 2:04 pm | |
| Brujah: Because it damn' well wanted to. Got a problem with that? | |
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Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 39 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 2:15 pm | |
| Gangrel: Because grass was greener on the other side. And... Wait, what was that noise? | |
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Karavolos megalomaniac
Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 2:24 pm | |
| Ravnos: The "chicken and the road" story is a myth. *Walks away with your wallet* | |
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Meowolf Elder
Posts : 106 Join date : 2012-04-12 Age : 34 Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 3:19 pm | |
| - Nachtrae wrote:
- Nosferatu: I can give you information on that chicken, including, but not limited to, her name, last chicken she interacted with, her relationship with the rooster across the street, regular diet, dreams and hopes, political affiliation, and more. But, for a price of course.
, boss. | |
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Dragatus Caine
Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 3:25 pm | |
| Tzimiche: It may be a chicken now, but just wait until I'm finished with it.
Venture: You saw nothing.
Toreador: *falls in trance*
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Ayo Ancillae
Posts : 74 Join date : 2012-05-14 Age : 34 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 3:51 pm | |
| Toreador: Chickens are such unrefined animals. Peacocks, on the other hand... They would cross the road to escape monstrous bondage and search for beauty to aid their rebirth into a more gentle world... *rambles on* | |
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Nachtrae Antediluvian
Posts : 903 Join date : 2011-06-09 Age : 33 Location : the Netherlands
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 4:28 pm | |
| Toreador: I honestly don't know, but I will compose a bundle of poems about the chicken's eternal struggle and sorrow as it searches for a purpose at the other side.
Ventrue: It is all part of an elaborate plot that first hatched several years ago which should help me gain additional power and money. You see, when the chicken reaches the other side of the road she will..... *cough* She probably just goes there to peck at little grass seeds. Now bugger off, I have work to do. | |
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Ayo Ancillae
Posts : 74 Join date : 2012-05-14 Age : 34 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 4:34 pm | |
| - Dragatus wrote:
- Venture: You saw nothing.
XD So true. | |
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Claudia Caine
Posts : 4897 Join date : 2010-01-30 Age : 36 Location : France
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 4:35 pm | |
| Tarcisus : This requires further study. Give me a couple of decades and.... | |
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Meowolf Elder
Posts : 106 Join date : 2012-04-12 Age : 34 Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 4:36 pm | |
| Ventrue: "See this chicken, fledgling? He wants to prove something, to gain self-confidence, even if his goal is just "some kind of more tasty things over there". He struggles to become stronger, and to have the best the world can give him. What have YOU done lately?.." | |
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Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 39 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 4:51 pm | |
| - Meowolf wrote:
- Ventrue: "See this chicken, fledgling? He wants to prove something, to gain self-confidence, even if his goal is just "some kind of more tasty things over there". He struggles to become stronger, and to have the best the world can give him. What have YOU done lately?.."
Just as my beloved Professor... | |
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Meowolf Elder
Posts : 106 Join date : 2012-04-12 Age : 34 Location : Russia, Moscow region, Kubinka-1
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Maxus Corvin Methuselah
Posts : 478 Join date : 2010-10-03 Age : 32 Location : Normandy SR-2
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 6:18 pm | |
| Why? WHY? You dare ask why?
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Oh, yes, now I get it. *blink* What? You didn't hear that? Don't worry, they said you'll find out soon enough. | |
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Feral Beyond Caine
Posts : 7617 Join date : 2010-08-15 Age : 39 Location : Poland
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Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 6:32 pm | |
| Get that chicken, Igor. I can use it for experiments. Or perhaps as bait for the green tentacled thing. Got to get it back where I have it under control. - | |
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Cthulhu Elder God
Posts : 43 Join date : 2012-04-05 Age : 97 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Mon May 21, 2012 7:51 pm | |
| Great Old Ones: "The road is the way to the Outer Spheres in which lay the dormant key to unlock the gates to Our prisons. The chicken is Our childe who seeks to cross the way to the Outer Spheres to seize hold of the key, unlock the gates, and release the unlimited power that is the triumvirate of Azathoth, Nyarlathotep, and Yog-Sothoth. By crossing the road instead of merely following the road, the chicken has become like Shub-Niggurath, in Her attempt to break down all the barriers and create chaos-seeds that shall ultimately be the ruin of this pitiful dimension which holds all greater life back."
Baali: "Ditto." | |
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Ayo Ancillae
Posts : 74 Join date : 2012-05-14 Age : 34 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Tue May 22, 2012 2:53 am | |
| Childe, methinks the bait worked... | |
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Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Tue May 22, 2012 8:04 am | |
| Good. *slams the pot lid shut on the green thing* - | |
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Karavolos megalomaniac
Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Tue May 22, 2012 6:58 pm | |
| This post is a lie, meant to attract attention to this topic. | |
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Childe of Malkav Beyond Caine
Posts : 5204 Join date : 2009-11-05 Location : Gone for Good
| Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Tue May 22, 2012 7:13 pm | |
| - Karavolos wrote:
- This post is a lie, meant to attract attention to this topic.
Then let's play the classic con-game. I have three fragmentation grenades here. Which is the fake one? - | |
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