I've heard and seen many oddness happen in a VTM game, but this one takes the cake. So I create a topic in which you'll have random sayings about VTM in pen and paper games
So in this game, players are playing neonates and somehow, want to attack an elder. Of course, they want to do it straightforward, with disciplines and all that 'basic PC stupidness, of course' :
"Well if some rats run against a tyrannosaurus with the intention of killing it, God help them and we hope they're praying hard"