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PostSubject: Do I need a camel?   Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:34 pm

Of course you need camel! Everyone need camel! I am Crazy Hassan, and I have a used camel specially for YOU! Camels last twice as long as horses, drink a third of the water, and just between you and me, look very nice. But come, you must see my camels! A camel for all situations and all permutations! You are stuck in space? I have space camel! Comes with it's own helmet and rocket! Buy now, I'll throw in bottle of fresh, best-quality air for free! Need to cross the ocean? Aqua-camel! Comes with its own waterwings! Great bargain - you buy the body and two legs, I'll throw in another two legs FREE! I have sold camels to everyone! No complaints! Tell your friends, tell your family! Bargain camels, almost never used! Ah, that one spit on you, it must like you!

And remember, ALWAYS SHOP AT CRAAAAAZY HASSAN'S FOR ALL YOUR CAMEL NEEDS!!
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:01 pm

Funny.  Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:12 pm

Duncan:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:05 am

How many hump have you camel? And what about bakshish so I don't ban you for illegel advertizing?
Let me see you camel. Look like this?elephant  Or like this?cat  Maybe like this?albino 

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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:21 pm

Could I get some camel blood? You see, I learned Animal Succulence recently and I want to try it on a camel.
*does puppy eyes*

*thinks*
*takes Malkav to the side*
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:16 pm

Feral wrote:
Could I get some camel blood? You see, I learned Animal Succulence recently and I want to try it on a camel.
*does puppy eyes*
I can custom-make you any animal you want. Not just some used camel with a stuffed hump and false teeth.

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*thinks*
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Admit it, you have sired again.Question 
That guy!?!affraid 
Used camel vendor is Ravnos madness, not honest malk madness.

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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:06 pm

You're the mad one around, evidence speak for itself What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:48 pm

Greetings and salutations fellow gentlemen, what's going on in h-

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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:23 pm

ThePhilosopher wrote:
Greetings and salutations fellow gentlemen, what's going on in h-

Has something distressed you, my dear fiend?
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:49 am

Feral wrote:
ThePhilosopher wrote:
Greetings and salutations fellow gentlemen, what's going on in h-

Has something distressed you, my dear fiend?
It's just that camels are no good for fleshcrafting. It's hard to concentrate when your subject insits on spitting in your face and treading on your foot...

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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:25 am

How much would a camel cost me and can I see it before I make my purchase?
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:04 pm

Meanwhile, in Claudia's kitchen

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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:14 pm

Blue blood eh?
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:42 pm

As blue as they come.
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:41 pm

ThePhilosopher wrote:
Meanwhile, in Claudia's kitchen


Claudia!? You have another!?

*starts crying*



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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:27 pm

*Rolls over out of torpor, sees camel, drains it dry and goes back for another round of torpor.*

You can keep it now Razz

Spoiler:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:48 am

eye of the divine wrote:
*Rolls over out of torpor, sees camel, drains it dry and goes back for another round of torpor.*

You can keep it now Razz

Spoiler:
 

As for the spoiler, it wasn't me. Obviously I would never lower myself to such despicable acts as begging.
*looks at Claudia and salivates*
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:51 am

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As for the spoiler, it wasn't me. Obviously I would never lower myself to such despicable acts as begging.
*looks at Claudia and salivates*

*Dangles blood cookie over Feral's head to see what happens*
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:52 am

eye of the divine wrote:
Feral wrote:
As for the spoiler, it wasn't me. Obviously I would never lower myself to such despicable acts as begging.
*looks at Claudia and salivates*

*Dangles blood cookie over Feral's head to see what happens*

*jumps to grab the cookie, but misses and bites deep into eye's hand*

*releases the hand and does puppy eyes*
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:56 am

Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:

*Dangles blood cookie over Feral's head to see what happens*

*jumps to grab the cookie, but misses and bites deep into eye's hand*

*releases the hand and does puppy eyes*

*Sighs and heals her hand, licking the blood from her fingers before snapping the cookie in half and giving half of it to Feral. The other half vanishes without a trace.*
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:59 am

eye of the divine wrote:
Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:

*Dangles blood cookie over Feral's head to see what happens*

*jumps to grab the cookie, but misses and bites deep into eye's hand*

*releases the hand and does puppy eyes*

*Sighs and heals her hand, licking the blood from her fingers before snapping the cookie in half and giving half of it to Feral. The other half vanishes without a trace.*

*gulps half of the cookie, gets on hind paws, wags a lot and licks eye into submission squerly across the face*
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:09 am

Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:
Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:

*Dangles blood cookie over Feral's head to see what happens*

*jumps to grab the cookie, but misses and bites deep into eye's hand*

*releases the hand and does puppy eyes*

*Sighs and heals her hand, licking the blood from her fingers before snapping the cookie in half and giving half of it to Feral. The other half vanishes without a trace.*

*gulps half of the cookie, gets on hind paws, wags a lot and licks eye into submission squerly across the face*

What are you going to give me for it? *grins*
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:13 am

eye of the divine wrote:
Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:
Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:

*Dangles blood cookie over Feral's head to see what happens*

*jumps to grab the cookie, but misses and bites deep into eye's hand*

*releases the hand and does puppy eyes*

*Sighs and heals her hand, licking the blood from her fingers before snapping the cookie in half and giving half of it to Feral. The other half vanishes without a trace.*

*gulps half of the cookie, gets on hind paws, wags a lot and licks eye into submission squerly across the face*

What are you going to give me for it? *grins*

For the rest of the cookie?
*thinks*
I could teach you Fortitude, so you have it easier surviving Nictuku?
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:22 am

Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:
Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:
Feral wrote:
eye of the divine wrote:

*Dangles blood cookie over Feral's head to see what happens*

*jumps to grab the cookie, but misses and bites deep into eye's hand*

*releases the hand and does puppy eyes*

*Sighs and heals her hand, licking the blood from her fingers before snapping the cookie in half and giving half of it to Feral. The other half vanishes without a trace.*

*gulps half of the cookie, gets on hind paws, wags a lot and licks eye into submission squerly across the face*

What are you going to give me for it? *grins*

For the rest of the cookie?
*thinks*
I could teach you Fortitude, so you have it easier surviving Nictuku?

I have it up to three teach me 4 and it's yours Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Do I need a camel?   Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:31 am

eye of the divine wrote:


I have it up to three teach me 4 and it's yours Smile

Deal
*teaches Fortitude 4*
*salivates in anticipation*


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