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I don't want to harm any Nosferatu, especially not you!

As for Malkavians, some of them like to be licked. I know from experience.

eye of the divine wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

I wasn't mean, it's just that my mother always said never to listen to vampires who lick malkavians, no offense was meant, there is no need to eat the harmless nosferatu.

It is nice to have a new member to the Brood *drops her obsfucate* welcome aboard *offers a hand to shake*

*shakes hand*, Thanks, how long were you there?

Feral wrote:

I don't want to harm any Nosferatu, especially not you!

As for Malkavians, some of them like to be licked. I know from experience.

Good to know, the part about not harming the Nosferatu I mean, I'm still not sure if it's good to know that some Malkavians like to be licked although it does not surprise me.

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Good to know, the part about not harming the Nosferatu I mean, I'm still not sure if it's good to know that some Malkavians like to be licked although it does not surprise me.

The moment you realize the double meaning...

*digs a hole and hides in it*

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

I wasn't mean, it's just that my mother always said never to listen to vampires who lick malkavians, no offense was meant, there is no need to eat the harmless nosferatu.

It is nice to have a new member to the Brood *drops her obsfucate* welcome aboard *offers a hand to shake*

*shakes hand*, Thanks, how long were you there?

Eh til I could stand on my own two feet, can't remember how long now was ages ago still pop in to visit though

Feral wrote:

By a bit bent logic, that could be technically true... Have you been sucking many lawyers recently?
I am just curious.

I's a talent that comes naturally.

Or then there's the Cathedral of Flesh or the Castle of Shadows. But the Cathedral somehow vanished and you'll have to ask the Lasombra on the castle.

Feral wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Good to know, the part about not harming the Nosferatu I mean, I'm still not sure if it's good to know that some Malkavians like to be licked although it does not surprise me.

The moment you realize the double meaning...

*digs a hole and hides in it*

*grabs Ferals tail, drags him out of the hole, and hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad dog, leave my nose alone! Btw the bleeding must have been some bleeding Chimerstry from that horrible Ravnos...

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Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

By a bit bent logic, that could be technically true... Have you been sucking many lawyers recently?
I am just curious.

I's a talent that comes naturally.

For that kind of bent logic, I'm not sure if lawyers are enough. You probably need theologists...

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All the praise is going to make me blush.

Dragatus wrote:

All the praise is going to make me blush.

Oh, you are a master of forked tongue! Shine some of your wisdom on us great priest of...
Wait, wrong Clan. Oh, my.

@Malkav: *puts snout on Malkav's lap and whimpers softly, wagging shyly*

Feral wrote:

Wait, wrong Clan. Oh, my.

 

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

All the praise is going to make me blush.

Oh, you are a master of forked tongue! Shine some of your wisdom on us great priest of...
Wait, wrong Clan. Oh, my.

@Malkav: *puts snout on Malkav's lap and whimpers softly, wagging shyly*

Igor, bring that rhino shoulderblade out for Feral. I need to get him off my lap!

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

All the praise is going to make me blush.

Oh, you are a master of forked tongue! Shine some of your wisdom on us great priest of...
Wait, wrong Clan. Oh, my.

@Malkav: *puts snout on Malkav's lap and whimpers softly, wagging shyly*

Igor, bring that rhino shoulderblade out for Feral. I need to get him off my lap!

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*fetches a ball and puts it by Malkav's feet*
*looks up and wags*

Feral, you know I refuse to throw things that don't go boom. So if you really want to play with me... *produces a large firecracker*

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral, you know I refuse to throw things that don't go boom. So if you really want to play with me... *produces a large firecracker*

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*puts tail between hind legs, lays ears flat and runs to hide under Malkav's bed whimpering loudly*

*picks up the ball and throws it*

Dragatus wrote:

*picks up the ball and throws it*

*springs from under the bed and fetches the ball*
*Wags at Dragatus*

Good boy.

*pats Feral on head and throws ball again*

Dragatus wrote:

Good boy.

*pats Feral on head and throws ball again*

*chases the ball, is almost ran over by a scooter kid, then rises fur and go after the douche on a scooter, eyes glowing red*

Games of instinct.

Jad.3 wrote:

Games of instinct.

*runs back with bloodied snout and front paws*

We are Sabbat after all, no?
Vaulderie would be a good idea too.

I don't do Vaulderie with pets.
Can you even turn back into a person?

Jad.3 wrote:

I don't do Vaulderie with pets.
Can you even turn back into a person?

I am A Gangrel! Of course I can turn into a human form! Never mind it hardly looks different from my wolf form... Walking upright aside, of course.

And... *rises fur* ...I am not a pet. I'm simply playful with my Pack. Capisce?

If a tremere is in your "pack," I'm affraid you're camarilla.

Jad.3 wrote:

If a tremere is in your "pack," I'm affraid you're camarilla.

I used Pack in a wolfy sense, not Sect... Group you form a social unit with.
*takes Jad to the side* Besides, I am turning him Antitribu. Any help welcome.