Tinkerbell and Dracula

Found this note one day

Dear Dracula,

Remember that wonderful and magical night we spent together all those years ago?
Well I have to inform you that because of that you have a son and his name is Edward.

Love,
Tinkerbell

That is just plain wrong... but it confirms a lot of Internet speculation.

I recall this XD
I saw that somewhere on memebase

Horrid... Plain horrid. Old Clan Tzimisce spawned this... thing.

*gets sick*

Feral wrote:

Horrid... Plain horrid. Old Clan Tzimisce spawned this... thing.

*gets sick*

ROFLMAO

joemarra052075 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Horrid... Plain horrid. Old Clan Tzimisce spawned this... thing.

*gets sick*

ROFLMAO

I'm happy to make you happy.

*shifts to wolf*
*licks joe squarely across the face*

So how many of you think about adding "Old Clan Tzimisce" to the great list of "official lore and setting we ignore"?

I think the whole concept of fleshcrafting was just a wet dream for some author. For me the Tzimisce are the Old Clan

I like the hoary Old Clan with their low Generation, manses and tons of Retinue a lot more than the sadistic nutjobs a la Vykos...

Feral wrote:

I like the hoary Old Clan with their low Generation, manses and tons of Retinue a lot more than the sadistic nutjobs a la Vykos...

Don't insult me by calling those morons nutjobs

-  

I like how the old clan have good manners.
Granted, I appreciate anyone who follows that line of thought, Vicissitude or not

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

I like the hoary Old Clan with their low Generation, manses and tons of Retinue a lot more than the sadistic nutjobs a la Vykos...

Don't insult me by calling those morons nutjobs

-  

Aww, sorry... I didn't mean to offend...

*wags tail between hind legs*

I meant they are debased dumbasses, of course.

*nuzzles Malkav with hopes of making up for past crudeness*

Claudia wrote:

I think the whole concept of fleshcrafting was just a wet dream for some author. For me the Tzimisce are the Old Clan

And lets not even get started on the whole Vicissitude as a disease/Souleater concepts

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

I like the hoary Old Clan with their low Generation, manses and tons of Retinue a lot more than the sadistic nutjobs a la Vykos...

Don't insult me by calling those morons nutjobs

-  

Aww, sorry... I didn't mean to offend...

*wags tail between hind legs*

I meant they are debased dumbasses, of course.

*nuzzles Malkav with hopes of making up for past crudeness*

Ok. I'll forgive you. But you have to fetch this... *throws a red cylindrical item, just coincidentally in Karavolos direction*

-  

Advice for Serpentis users: A good hiding place for your heart is a butcher's store room.

Hmm...I always thought that a good place for my heart would be in a small safe...placed within a larger safe...then taken by boat over the Marianas Trench and dropped directly in.

Claudia wrote:

I think the whole concept of fleshcrafting was just a wet dream for some author. For me the Tzimisce are the Old Clan

Feral wrote:

I like the hoary Old Clan with their low Generation, manses and tons of Retinue a lot more than the sadistic nutjobs a la Vykos...

Karavolos wrote:

I like how the old clan have good manners.
Granted, I appreciate anyone who follows that line of thought, Vicissitude or not

*wall of text under construction*

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Ok. I'll forgive you. But you have to fetch this... *throws a red cylindrical item, just coincidentally in Karavolos direction*
 

Pay no attention to the hissing fuse on the end.

*licks Joe again*
*chases the cylinder and proudly puts it at Karavolos' feet*

Feral wrote:

*licks Joe again*
*chases the cylinder and proudly puts it at Karavolos' feet*

Good wolf. Now the ball is on the right playfield.  

-  

joemarra052075 wrote:

Advice for Serpentis users: A good hiding place for your heart is a butcher's store room.

Hmm...I always thought that a good place for my heart would be in a small safe...placed within a larger safe...then taken by boat over the Marianas Trench and dropped directly in.

That may work, unless you've got a determined Nossie with a set of lock picks and time to kill :P

eye of the divine wrote:

That may work, unless you've got a determined Nossie with a set of lock picks and time to kill

Lockpicks won't work on safes *grin* he would need a stethoscope, and that would be hard to use underwater.

joemarra052075 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

That may work, unless you've got a determined Nossie with a set of lock picks and time to kill :P

Lockpicks won't work on safes *grin*  he would need a stethoscope, and that would be hard to use underwater.

Depends on the safe brah, if it's an antique then it would have an old lock. If it's new then an experienced safe cracker would be able to with enough time and we~ll let's face it Nossies have forever so they could just sit there and do it, wait for it to rust open or just pull it out then use a stethoscope.

Or pound it open with potence.

eye of the divine wrote:

joemarra052075 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

That may work, unless you've got a determined Nossie with a set of lock picks and time to kill

Lockpicks won't work on safes *grin*  he would need a stethoscope, and that would be hard to use underwater.

Depends on the safe brah, if it's an antique then it would have an old lock. If it's new then an experienced safe cracker would be able to with enough time and we~ll let's face it Nossies have forever so they could just sit there and do it, wait for it to rust open or just pull it out then use a stethoscope.

Or pound it open with potence.  

true...of course one would have to know it was there...and be one of the few Nossies that are adapted to that kind of pressure (and even most of the deep ocean dwelling Nossies are not able to take that...and the ones that are probably wouldn't care about a safe on the ocean floor as they would have no use for anything in it)

joemarra052075 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

joemarra052075 wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

That may work, unless you've got a determined Nossie with a set of lock picks and time to kill :P

Lockpicks won't work on safes *grin*  he would need a stethoscope, and that would be hard to use underwater.

Depends on the safe brah, if it's an antique then it would have an old lock. If it's new then an experienced safe cracker would be able to with enough time and we~ll let's face it Nossies have forever so they could just sit there and do it, wait for it to rust open or just pull it out then use a stethoscope.

Or pound it open with potence.  

true...of course one would have to know it was there...and be one of the few Nossies that are adapted to that kind of pressure (and even most of the deep ocean dwelling Nossies are not able to take that...and the ones that are probably wouldn't care about a safe on the ocean floor as they would have no use for anything in it)

*shrugs* what about simple curiosity? that's how most lost things are found after all :3