Quote of the day

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:09 pm

I should read more.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:04 pm

Jad.3 wrote:: I should read more.

Ditto.
But I have no strength after work...

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:09 pm

Wake up earlier and read.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 16, 2017 4:42 pm

ThePhilosopher wrote:: Cretino slacked off on his Chemistry classes in high school confirmed

I really did, but the plural of mol in portuguese is mols, not moles, so I failed to see it.
Plus, bad pun.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:03 pm

Blasphemer.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:02 pm

Cretino wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:: Cretino slacked off on his Chemistry classes in high school confirmed

I really did, but the plural of mol in portuguese is mols, not moles, so I failed to see it.
Plus, bad pun.

Do I crack any other kind of puns? Laughing

ThePhilosopher wrote:: Wake up earlier and read.

And then what, sleep at the lab...?

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:16 pm

"A mission when nobody shot at us. I could get used to that.
Though I kinda miss shooting at them."

- Garrus Vakarian

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:57 pm

Feral wrote:

Cretino wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:: Cretino slacked off on his Chemistry classes in high school confirmed

I really did, but the plural of mol in portuguese is mols, not moles, so I failed to see it.
Plus, bad pun.

Do I crack any other kind of puns? Laughing

Are there any other kind of puns? XD

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:35 pm

Cretino wrote:

Feral wrote:

Cretino wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:: Cretino slacked off on his Chemistry classes in high school confirmed

I really did, but the plural of mol in portuguese is mols, not moles, so I failed to see it.
Plus, bad pun.

Do I crack any other kind of puns? Laughing

Are there any other kind of puns? XD

No?

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:42 pm

Feral wrote:

Cretino wrote:

Feral wrote:

Cretino wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:: Cretino slacked off on his Chemistry classes in high school confirmed

I really did, but the plural of mol in portuguese is mols, not moles, so I failed to see it.
Plus, bad pun.

Do I crack any other kind of puns? Laughing

Are there any other kind of puns? XD

No?

Egg-xactly!

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:40 am

Cretino wrote:

Feral wrote:

Cretino wrote:

Feral wrote:

Cretino wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:: Cretino slacked off on his Chemistry classes in high school confirmed

I really did, but the plural of mol in portuguese is mols, not moles, so I failed to see it.
Plus, bad pun.

Do I crack any other kind of puns? Laughing

Are there any other kind of puns? XD

No?

Egg-xactly!

Pun-tastic one!

Caine Posts : 3520 Join date : 2011-12-05

"It's not time to pop champagne, but you've earned a bottle of mid-range imported beer." - ckroberts on the webdiplomacy forum, commenting on a game

Caine Posts : 3520 Join date : 2011-12-05

“The single most important distinction in life... is to distinguish between an opportunity to be seized and a temptation to be resisted.” - Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:32 am

Dragatus wrote:: “The single most important distinction in life... is to distinguish between an opportunity to be seized and a temptation to be resisted.” - Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks

I am bad at it, as some WebDiplomacy players might have noticed...

But the quote is wise.

Caine Posts : 3520 Join date : 2011-12-05

"At the time, the Cold War was in full throttle, and the US and Soviets had their measuring sticks out for an internationally-televised penis-measuring contest. With the successful launch of Sputnik, the Soviet penis bolted out by a few centimeters, horrifying the Americans." - Tim Urban, How (and Why) SpaceX Will Colonize Mars

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:24 am

Dragatus wrote:: "At the time, the Cold War was in full throttle, and the US and Soviets had their measuring sticks out for an internationally-televised penis-measuring contest. With the successful launch of Sputnik, the Soviet penis bolted out by a few centimeters, horrifying the Americans." - Tim Urban, How (and Why) SpaceX Will Colonize Mars

Where on Earth have you found this gem...?

Caine Posts : 3520 Join date : 2011-12-05

Tim Urban's blog, specifically the How (and Why) SpaceX Will Colonize Mars article.

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:06 pm

Dragatus wrote:: Tim Urban's blog, specifically the How (and Why) SpaceX Will Colonize Mars article.

I will have to check it out when I have the time. This becomes rarer and rarer commodity...

Caine Posts : 3520 Join date : 2011-12-05

https://waitbutwhy.com/2015/08/how-and-why-spacex-will-colonize-mars.html

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:55 am

"I quite like to watch porn with the speakers on and beat off loudly when my flatmates are home. It shows I am potentially interested."

- Feral

Immortalized! Laughing

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:41 am

Awww.... Thanks Jad! I reaaaaaly did not think it was on par with the great thinkers of Greece, but whatever floats your boat...

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:50 am

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:31 pm

This whole thing is quote worthy:

Subject: Re: Quote of the day Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:19 pm

How could I have missed this Spartacus video!? It is so cocky...!

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