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Poor Therese... I hope she ate the surgeon...

Feral wrote:

Poor Therese... I hope she ate the surgeon...

She's way too "civilized" to eat him herself. She's probably dementated/dominated him to pay Vandal a visit.  
And when we're talking about plastic surgeons in Santa Monica, that would be Gimble...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

That's a little excessive, don't you think?

What makes you think that?  

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Call it a gut feeling.

This isn't Elizabetha Bathory... Who is it then...

Just a sweet transvestite, no worries here.

Gentlemen, MAN THE HARPOONS! and someone go rouse Goratrix, we will need his mastery of fire to defeat this beast.

malak wrote:

Gentlemen, MAN THE HARPOONS! and someone go rouse Goratrix, we will need his mastery of fire to defeat this beast.

Last I checked he was bodyless and trapped behind a mirror?

SaulottheGentle wrote:

malak wrote:

Gentlemen, MAN THE HARPOONS! and someone go rouse Goratrix, we will need his mastery of fire to defeat this beast.

Last I checked he was bodyless and trapped behind a mirror?

True. He may be transferred to new one, though. Volunteers, one step forward!
Preferably Tremere.   

let em see if I have this correctly:
Tzimisce resides inside Saulot, who has possessed Tremeres body, who has possessed Goratrixes body, who lives in a mirror.
And we are STILL insisting that the other 'clans' are more than just prominent malkavian bloodlines?

incidentally, this hunter scares me.

malak wrote:

let em see if I have this correctly:
Tzimisce resides inside Saulot, who has possessed Tremeres body, who has possessed Goratrixes body, who lives in a mirror.

Sort of. More like Tzimisce bids his time inside Tremere's body which is currently controlled by Saulot, while Goratrix screams inside of a mirror...

Feral wrote:

malak wrote:

let em see if I have this correctly:
Tzimisce resides inside Saulot, who has possessed Tremeres body, who has possessed Goratrixes body, who lives in a mirror.

Sort of. More like Tzimisce bids his time inside Tremere's body which is currently controlled by Saulot, while Goratrix screams inside of a mirror...

...and Augustus still waits for Venice to get flooded, so he can call himself a proper antediluvian...
...Troile has eaten her sire for whatever reason...
...The egyptians believe the are the childer of some heathen god...
And you call me mad?!?. Of course watching the whole street theatre called jihad certainly drives you insane...

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[Tzimisce] isn't "inside" [Tremere], rather, the Eldest has control of all those of his blood. Tremere Clan was made with Tzim blood, so they are in a way infected.

In any case, it's a clusterfuck

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Money won't make you happy, but it can give you one hell of a boob job.

I feel like an idiot, I just realized this was the console command.
Been too long since I cheated.

malak wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Money won't make you happy, but it can give you one hell of a boob job.

I feel like an idiot, I just realized this was the console command.
Been too long since I cheated.

I award you the "golden snail" for the fastest uptake of the century.  

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I'm a sneaky ninja, son.

According to this...

Lindsay Lohan wrote:

...Think positive and pray for peace.

Well, when Noah did that, he was told to build the arc.
So when Lindsay prays, she'll probably be told to build a farmhouse and practise singing "Ding Dong, the witch is dead!"  

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P.S. If you want to return home, don't forget to take the red boots. Following the yellow sick toad will get you nowhere...

but what if I fricassee said toad? that should get me somewhen.

malak wrote:

but what if I fricassee said toad? that should get me somewhen.

Yep, to lunchtime...  

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malak wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Money won't make you happy, but it can give you one hell of a boob job.

I feel like an idiot, I just realized this was the console command.
Been too long since I cheated.

It gets funnier. Add

Money "xx"

to the Autoexec.cfg file(replacing xx with the desired value)in the 'vampire/cfg/', and the game will do it for you.

Money 99
mein gott, the intro!

WTF Vienna ?
(/managed to avoid most of the Eurovision.. mostly because we ended up being LAST XD )

Claudia wrote:

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WTF Vienna ?
(managed to avoid most of the Eurovision.. mostly because we ended up being LAST XD )

What's that? Tremere and Goratrix preparing for a visit in Bayreuth?

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