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Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.
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Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.

English be my 2nd language, I can't drive and royal family don't mean a damn to me.
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Dragatus wrote:
Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.

English be my 2nd language, I can't drive and royal family don't mean a damn to me.

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Dragatus wrote:
Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.
Nah, Australia is dangerous. You walk upside down there so the blood rushes to the head. And if you're not careful you drop off the world...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:
Dragatus wrote:
Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.
Nah, Australia is dangerous. You walk upside down there so the blood rushes to the head. And if you're not careful you drop off the world...

Not to mention the wildlife >_>
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Nothing to worry about if you keep the right company!

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Jad.3 wrote:
Nothing to worry about if you keep the right company!

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I'll be OK with a baseball bat, trank gun and a sharp knife
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If that was enough..... when you go shit on the toilet, if you don't flush BEFORE you shit, there's a chance you will get bitten by a spider! A freakin spider!
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Spiders are OK, more worried about the stuff that can eat me
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You can make a movie there: "Boxes with kangaroos"

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Childe of Malkav wrote:
You can make a movie there: "Boxes with kangaroos"

Can we set it in Narnia?
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If that was enough..... when you go shit on the toilet, if you don't flush BEFORE you shit, there's a chance you will get bitten by a spider! A freakin spider!

^^ This right here is why I can't go to Australia!! No, no, no, and more no!! Evil or Very Mad
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And they have burning rivers too.

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If it's the river I think it is, then it's caused by fracking I heard. Climate change and shizzle mayn.
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Yes, they mention fracking in the video.
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Gas build up in the water then?
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Fracking caused the riverbed to crack and underground reserves of methane are coming out.
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Burning rivers are okay in my book, kind of entertaining in fact, but spiders biting behinds in toilets, no no no and more NO!!! Evil or Very Mad
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Burning rivers are okay in my book, kind of entertaining in fact,
Only if you're not a fish...
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could be quite funny as long as it's not my behind. Razz

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Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.

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I need to send this to my arachnofobic friend...
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Funny how everything we are saying about Australia is perfectly accurate. Maybe vampires and unicorns are real there!
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https://www.google.com.br/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=vampires%20in%20australia
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They have a plant that slaps you, then you apply ACID to the wound to relieve the pain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
Nope. That right there is a stein full of nope-brew.
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malak wrote:
They have a plant that slaps you, then you apply ACID to the wound to relieve the pain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
Nope. That right there is a stein full of nope-brew.

I would have that over homophobia. So still better than Saudi Arabia.
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