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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:58 am

Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:42 am

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Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.

English be my 2nd language, I can't drive and royal family don't mean a damn to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:48 am

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Dragatus wrote:
Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.

English be my 2nd language, I can't drive and royal family don't mean a damn to me.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:58 am

Dragatus wrote:
Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.
Nah, Australia is dangerous. You walk upside down there so the blood rushes to the head. And if you're not careful you drop off the world...

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:07 am

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Dragatus wrote:
Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.
Nah, Australia is dangerous. You walk upside down there so the blood rushes to the head. And if you're not careful you drop off the world...

Not to mention the wildlife >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:48 am

Nothing to worry about if you keep the right company!

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 8:52 am

Jad.3 wrote:
Nothing to worry about if you keep the right company!


I'll be OK with a baseball bat, trank gun and a sharp knife
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:18 pm

If that was enough..... when you go shit on the toilet, if you don't flush BEFORE you shit, there's a chance you will get bitten by a spider! A freakin spider!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:32 pm

Spiders are OK, more worried about the stuff that can eat me
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:56 pm

You can make a movie there: "Boxes with kangaroos"

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:13 am

Childe of Malkav wrote:
You can make a movie there: "Boxes with kangaroos"

Can we set it in Narnia?
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Tue Apr 26, 2016 2:41 pm

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If that was enough..... when you go shit on the toilet, if you don't flush BEFORE you shit, there's a chance you will get bitten by a spider! A freakin spider!

^^ This right here is why I can't go to Australia!! No, no, no, and more no!! Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:09 pm

And they have burning rivers too.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:25 pm

If it's the river I think it is, then it's caused by fracking I heard. Climate change and shizzle mayn.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:53 am

Yes, they mention fracking in the video.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:56 am

Gas build up in the water then?
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:47 am

Fracking caused the riverbed to crack and underground reserves of methane are coming out.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:26 pm

Burning rivers are okay in my book, kind of entertaining in fact, but spiders biting behinds in toilets, no no no and more NO!!! Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:33 pm

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Burning rivers are okay in my book, kind of entertaining in fact,
Only if you're not a fish...
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but spiders biting behinds in toilets, no no no and more NO!!! Evil or Very Mad
could be quite funny as long as it's not my behind. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:53 pm

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Try Australia then. People there speak English and drive on the left. And you get to keep your queen if that's worth anything to you.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun May 01, 2016 6:07 am

I need to send this to my arachnofobic friend...
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun May 01, 2016 6:26 am

Funny how everything we are saying about Australia is perfectly accurate. Maybe vampires and unicorns are real there!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Sun May 01, 2016 4:47 pm

https://www.google.com.br/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=vampires%20in%20australia
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Mon May 09, 2016 2:33 pm

They have a plant that slaps you, then you apply ACID to the wound to relieve the pain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
Nope. That right there is a stein full of nope-brew.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Thoughts About the World of Darkness?   Mon May 09, 2016 4:53 pm

malak wrote:
They have a plant that slaps you, then you apply ACID to the wound to relieve the pain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
Nope. That right there is a stein full of nope-brew.

I would have that over homophobia. So still better than Saudi Arabia.
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