The dedicated Security guard...this man deserves a raise!

So I have been unable to replicate this bug, and a simple restart fixed it so no worries, but I wanted to share this bug because it was...odd


So this started a bit back with my Assamite in Santa Monica. I was getting the werewolf blood for that annoying Ventrue. So I smooth talk my way into the Hospital. Even convinced the girl at the front desk to give me the keys saying I was here to fix computers, Ha! So I make my way upstairs and this security guard, poor sod, he not only buys my story, but even opens the Controlled Substance room for me. What a sucker. Only maybe I underestimated him...
As soon as I walk to the door and my back is turned, the sly guard then decides to opens fire without a word of warning. After checking to ensure I have no weapons out (learned that one the hard way out in the streets) and no disciplines active that might tip him off, I decided that this man was far to observant to be allowed to live. I decided to stun him with my discipline, and he shrugged it off like it was nothing. I had no idea what I was dealing with, but this man, this obviously supernaturally gifted mortal (auspex confirmed....unless he could fool it ) must be stopped at all cost. If he could spot a Vampire that easily, his very presence was a danger to the masquerade!

So this bug is nothing new, and didn't concern me much. I say to myself "Eh, I'll just drop him, screw it" and my Girlfriend who is currently reading looks up from her book, horror on her face, and goes "No! Don't kill him! He was a wife and kids at home. He's just trying to do the best job he can so he can support his daughter who has asthma."



So she guilts me into not killing him (she likes to do that when I play games, even though put her into a game like this and she turns into leather face ) and I stop feeding off him before he dies (was so close) and try stunning him. Ok, works this time. Get my blood and sneak the hell out of there.

Here's where it gets weird. I leave the hospital, and who should spawn right next to me? That's right, he's following me. Immediately he opens fire (this man does not tolerate trespassers! Maybe him and the stop sign should hang out). So I run into Asylum. Thankfully he is not there. However, he is there waiting when I get out.

He kept spawning in when I would change areas. He wouldn't show everywhere, but he would pop up in the Diner, bail bond place, pier, and of course the hospital. He would not forgive. He would not forgot. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again and again. No one seemed freaked out by him opening fire in the middle of Santa Monica either. Guess he does this all the time....

LOL


But that is seriously weird. The Python scripts should not have allowed this...

Nah, it's something completely different. It didn't actually happen. The author is a Malkavian who has hallucinated being an Assamite and seing this guy.

Hilarious post!! You had me cracking up!!   If only more posts were as entertaining to read as this one! 2 thumbs up!

Feral wrote:

LOL


But that is seriously weird. The Python scripts should not have allowed this...

Yeah, I don't know much about the pythons but I had never seen anything remotly like this. I had a feeling something went horribly, horribly wrong. Either that, or my girlfriend is a witch. Excuse me, a "Mage"

Zer0Morph wrote:

Hilarious post!! You had me cracking up!!  If only more posts were as entertaining to read as this one! 2 thumbs up!

Thank you sir, I accept your thumbs humbly  
I actually had fun writing it. I started writing it as a normal report, then thought better of it

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Nah, it's something completely different. It didn't actually happen. The author is a Malkavian who has hallucinated being an Assamite and seing this guy.

Hey! You are completely wrong! The voices assured me so

I like this fledgeling. Can we keep him?

Dragatus wrote:

I like this fledgeling. Can we keep him?

*puts chains at Dragatus' feet and wags happily*

Yeah, I like him too.

Baileyface, maybe you should test your girlfriend for Tremereblood.

Dragatus, Feral, by all means, keep him. But no bones on my doormat! Is that understood!?

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Baileyface, maybe you should test your girlfriend for Tremereblood.

Dragatus, Feral, by all means, keep him. But no bones on my doormat! Is that understood!?

*wags shyly while trying to nuzzle Malkav while still keeping a femur in the snout*

*Pats Feral on the head and throws a red stick with a burning fuse...*

Bones are more Feral's area of expertise than mine, so no promises.

Yes, I vote we keep the fledgling. I'd like a glass of his blood wine.

Zer0Morph wrote:

Yes, I vote we keep the fledgling. I'd like a glass of his blood wine.

*nonchalantly slides over a glass of blood* It's on the house.  Should be to your liking.

Eliza wrote:

Zer0Morph wrote:

Yes, I vote we keep the fledgling. I'd like a glass of his blood wine.

*nonchalantly slides over a glass of blood* It's on the house.  Should be to your liking.

*bins chasing the red stick to run and sniff the Vitae*

Don't! It smells of Tremere from a mile!

Eliza wrote:

*nonchalantly slides over a glass of blood* It's on the house.  Should be to your liking.

*raises the cup and nods with a smile* Thank you, Eliza, and thank YOU, Bailey!