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Dragatus wrote:

It's more efficient to just get explosives directly? Because that's the one use I can imagine Malkav having for fertilizer.

I dunno, he might be raising mandragoras. Or even trying to make a revenant mandragora.

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

And I like the one about chewing gum being illegal. On the pavement it's nearly as bad as dogshit.

What's wrong with dogsit? We have tons of it on pavements here...

I have no problem with dog sit, it's the shit I don't like.

it was a typo... So what is your problem with perfectly biodegradeble, ecofriendly dog derived fertilizer?

If it's fertilizer it should be on flowers, not under my shoes...

@malak: Dragy is right. The only use I have for fertilizer is making something that goes boom.

A Feral vs Malkav fight:

There's only one way to solve this problem. Drink Whiskey.

Well, given their history with eu - their NO in entry-referendum was unacceptable, so they had to vote again after proper media massage - I see another option.

Dragatus wrote:

It's more efficient to just get explosives directly? Because that's the one use I can imagine Malkav having for fertilizer.

Hussssh! NSA is watching!

Besides, he is a Malkavian. It is all in his head.

...

To think about it, to make a bomb out of dog poo... Innovative...

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

It's more efficient to just get explosives directly? Because that's the one use I can imagine Malkav having for fertilizer.

Hussssh! NSA is watching!

Besides, he is a Malkavian. It is all in his head.

...

To think about it, to make a bomb out of dog poo... Innovative...

No. Innovative would be making a dog out of bomb poo.

malak wrote:

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

It's more efficient to just get explosives directly? Because that's the one use I can imagine Malkav having for fertilizer.

Hussssh! NSA is watching!

Besides, he is a Malkavian. It is all in his head.

...

To think about it, to make a bomb out of dog poo... Innovative...

No. Innovative would be making a dog out of bomb poo.

Using Jew Jitsu, and then voting to leave the EU?

STOP USING EUROPEAN POLITICS INSIDE JOKES
I don't get it.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

STOP USING EUROPEAN POLITICS INSIDE JOKES
I don't get it.

Basically the Irish had to vote till the Brussels got a good result. "Democracy" like in USSR, my ass...
Then the UK decided to leave the rapist refugees overloaded sinking ship.
Then Trump won the election, so now ireland is between eurosceptical Britain and US, still part of the EU. And has to do whatever Brussel says, then pay the bills and VAT for EU.

TL:DR: The Irish are dry anal fucked. Belive me, it is not fun.
They still make great beer, though.

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

STOP USING EUROPEAN POLITICS INSIDE JOKES
I don't get it.

Basically the Irish had to vote till the Brussels got a good result. "Democracy" like in USSR, my ass...
Then the UK decided to leave the rapist refugees overloaded sinking ship.
Then Trump won the election, so now ireland is between eurosceptical Britain and US, still part of the EU. And has to do whatever Brussel says, then pay the bills and VAT for EU.

TL:DR: The Irish are dry anal fucked. Belive me, it is not fun.
They still make great beer, though.

And Feral's ass' seen some shit, believe me.

Any ass that has not seen any shit is not being properly utilized.

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

STOP USING EUROPEAN POLITICS INSIDE JOKES
I don't get it.

Basically the Irish had to vote till the Brussels got a good result. "Democracy" like in USSR, my ass...
Then the UK decided to leave the rapist refugees overloaded sinking ship.
Then Trump won the election, so now ireland is between eurosceptical Britain and US, still part of the EU. And has to do whatever Brussel says, then pay the bills and VAT for EU.

TL:DR: The Irish are dry anal fucked. Belive me, it is not fun.
They still make great beer, though.

And Feral's ass' seen some shit, believe me.

As any other ass, no?

*nuzzles Dragatus*

We invest in human resources, no?





Long but pleasurable:

Good punishment for this abuse of alcohol...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Good punishment for this abuse of alcohol...

Nutshot is still to mild, imho.

The Poles have no chill

Germans have no sense of self-preservation.

Jad.3 wrote:

Germans have no sense of self-preservation.

But only because they were ordered to!

If the person simply refused to pay for new tires I'd support them and be on their side. But suing for $3000 for "emotional damage" was a dick move. You don't deserve that kind of money for having some signs run over.