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Childe of Munster
Methuselah
Methuselah
Childe of Munster

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PostSubject: 2 non-dirty vampire limericks   2 non-dirty vampire limericks EmptyTue Aug 24, 2010 9:43 pm

There was a young vamp from Nantuckett
Who fed himself out of a bucket
As he drained each vic
The blood was so thick
He needed a vacuum to suck it

A vampire, so debonaire
Went hunting with nary a care
Van Helsing, he met
Much to his regret
For Abe lit him up like a flare
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PGM1961
Antediluvian
Antediluvian
PGM1961

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PostSubject: Re: 2 non-dirty vampire limericks   2 non-dirty vampire limericks EmptyTue Oct 05, 2010 11:34 am

A Torrie named VV said all along
That to call her a mere stripper was wrong
Yet when she did her dance
Men felt tight in the pants
At the sight of her red teddy and thong
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PGM1961
Antediluvian
Antediluvian
PGM1961

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PostSubject: Re: 2 non-dirty vampire limericks   2 non-dirty vampire limericks EmptyWed Oct 06, 2010 2:53 am

Here's an old one:

There was a young Vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were really quite stable
So every full moon
With the help of a spoon
She'd drink herself under the table


All together now... Eeeeww!! Smile
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simison
Elder
Elder
simison

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PostSubject: Re: 2 non-dirty vampire limericks   2 non-dirty vampire limericks EmptyWed Oct 06, 2010 10:53 am

PGM1961 wrote:
Here's an old one:

There was a young Vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were really quite stable
So every full moon
With the help of a spoon
She'd drink herself under the table


All together now... Eeeeww!! Smile

*shudder* EEEEEEW!
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Childe of Munster
Methuselah
Methuselah
Childe of Munster

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PostSubject: Re: 2 non-dirty vampire limericks   2 non-dirty vampire limericks EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 4:22 am

Hey, about time someone commented on my limericks.

albino
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Childe of Malkav
Beyond Caine
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Childe of Malkav

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PostSubject: Re: 2 non-dirty vampire limericks   2 non-dirty vampire limericks EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 4:33 pm

Childe of Munster wrote:
Hey, about time someone commented on my limericks.

albino

Why would anybody even read a non dirty limerick? Laughing
Isn't "dirty" part of the definition? pig

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