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PostSubject: A Little Humor   Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:04 pm

This Toreador decides to get some tattoos done, so she tells the tattoo artist that she wants a picture of Brad Pitt on her upper right thigh, and Robert Pattinson on her upper left thigh. He agrees, and works on both for a while. When he's done, the Toreador looks in the mirror and she's not happy. She says, "That kind of looks like Brad Pitt, but the other doesn't look like Robert Pattinson at all."

The artist is indignant, and tells her it's a very good likeness, and he'll prove it. So he goes out to the street, but the only person out there is a young anarch hanging around on the street corner. So he drags the anarch into the back room, lifts the Torrie's dress, and shows him the tattoos. "Okay, who do you think those guys are?" the artist demands.

The anarch says, "Well, I think the guy on the left is Brad Pitt, and I don't know who the guy on the right is. But that's definitely Smiling Jack in the middle."

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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:24 pm

lol! HAHHAAHAHA nice one!
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:21 am

Someone on the Planet-Vampire forum posted a link to the '10 Worst Twilight Tattoos', and it reminded me of an old tattoo joke. I just threw in the VtM references.
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:31 am

I don't get it... Why Smiling Jack?
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:19 am

Srsly? The scraggly beard. (When I first heard the joke it was Willie Nelson in the middle.)
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:42 pm

Seems Polish winter has frozen my mind. Will have to wear a cap.
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:50 pm

Feral wrote:
Seems Polish winter has frozen my mind. Will have to wear a cap.

Come to the Brazilian beaches, dawg.
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:25 am

Buy me a ticket Laughing
But wait, what is in it for you? What your motivation could be? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:55 am

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Buy me a ticket Laughing
But wait, what is in it for you? What your motivation could be? scratch

I'm doing a good deed, i don't need anything in return... sunny
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:29 pm

How nice!
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:18 pm

Feral wrote:
How nice!

Actually i just want to see you in bikini I love you
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:01 pm

ThePhilosopher wrote:
Feral wrote:
How nice!

Actually i just want to see you in bikini I love you

Um, I think I will pass. I'm little hairy here and there...
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:36 pm

Feral wrote:
ThePhilosopher wrote:

Actually i just want to see you in bikini I love you

Um, I think I will pass. I'm little hairy here and there...

Tell me about it. I tried streaking once, but I didn't get arrested because everyone thought I was wearing a bear-skin G-string.

I know... you really didn't need that mental image, did you?
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Humor   Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:20 pm

Gyah! I sure as heck didn't!
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