Game Mechanics

Zer0, what are game mechanics? Is that a job description? Do they repair the engine?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Zer0, what are game mechanics? Is that a job description? Do they repair the engine?

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Zer0Morph, If I may...Childe of Malkav, "Game Mechanics" are in fact those most nonchalant and dandy dudes who believe necessity obliges them to help a person, typically male, improve their, "spitting of game" or "spittin' game" as it is known in certain oral traditions. "Spittin' game" refers to any heterosexual courtship ritual involving the use of glib speech and material goods to facilitate an implied wealth by which the male entices the female toward a conjugal act with himself, including but not limited to sexual intercouse, and often with marginal success.

"Spittin' game" differs from prostitution in that, the male is guaranteed sexual satisfaction to varying degrees with a prostitute given the transaction precludes the involvement of law enforcement agents, whereas, the spitting of game demands that the female not be considered a prostitute in a traditional sense, but rather, a minor conquest, a deleterious object to be willingly deceived or "bamboozled" if you will, into a consentual sexual act with the male not involving the explicit exchange of cash money.

It is widely held that, a man who consults with Game Mechanics is a pathetic dreg, a degenerate of the highest order who deserves no more credence than is befitting the occasional collision with bestial excrement at the bottom of one's shoe. This is a sentiment with which I am in full accord.

HAHA Zoo! ... and here I was just going to tell Malkav that "Game Mechanics" were simply little blue people who fixed various types of motors, like on busses, tractors, and automobiles. But you're explanation on "Game Mechanics" far exceeds my own answer.

You're very helpfull
Thahnk you both.

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Well there's obviously more to it than what Zoo and I talked about, but you don't need to trip over the details.