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PostSubject: Do it for teh lulz   Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:24 pm

This topic is open to any spoof you can think of.

Don't like the local Prince? Make fun of him here! Just can't stand one of the Harpies? Stomp her into the ground! Want to tell that Torrie exactly what you think of her last piece of 'poetry'? Well, please, go ahead and do it!
Remember, though, that this is purely out of character. Here, you have an outlet for all the frustration that builds up in you when your character has to face the Elders again to 'explain himself'. Everything that your character can't say aloud because it would be suicide, you - as his player - can let out here.

That being said ... have fun! Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:53 pm

Brujah blood indigestion ? Karma ? Your bets on why Claudia's blood won't stay in her body !
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:03 pm

Hmm, I'm with Jerome, as in I have no idea whatsoever. I think I'll just blame it on the Blood magic and be done with it.
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:20 pm

Same here... Duncan has no clue.
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:29 pm

Had a Malk player who had the core derangement of constantly needing to feel full, if his BP dropped below being two thirds full he'd want to go on the hunt again Laughing He ended up havingto be assigned to the rest of the group as his eating habits were getting dangerously close to masquerade breaking. He had so much fun though, he's a natural prankster OOC so IC it became quite awesome, was a hilarious campaign.

He spent half the night crying blood or leaking from various other places
"Have you been over feeding again?"
"You can prove nothing!"
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:22 pm

Claudia wrote:
Brujah blood indigestion ? Karma ? Your bets on why Claudia's blood won't stay in her body !
I'm guessing Neve Dominated Corinna and made her do it to Claudia. Neve smells like the, "dish it out, but can't take it" type.

Do I get a cookie?

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He spent half the night crying blood or leaking from various other places
"Have you been over feeding again?"
"You can prove nothing!"

That's funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:52 pm

You know what would solve this mystery? Having the story move forward!

*turns into a ghost, teleports to Claudia's spot, and begins waiting, watching...haunting*
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:55 pm

You'll never know !! All of my Scenarii are written IN FRENCH !
(Even worse, in Belgian french !)

\o/

(I'm working on the next action ^^)
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:57 pm

Claudia, please leave me time to dash out a quick post. I don't want to have Corinna on auto-pilot all the time.

(Damn, I should've posted yesterday; I don't have time for anything good right now, but a short notice will have to do. I just can't not.)

And I prefer to just go with overly much blood in Claudia's system. I'm intrigued enough now, I don't even need any more speculation on my part. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:01 pm

Claudia wrote:
You'll never know !! All of my Scenarii are written IN FRENCH !
(Even worse, in Belgian french !)

\o/

(I'm working on the next action ^^)

Curses, then I'll just have to learn French! ...and Belgian!
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:02 pm

No worries, I'm not done yet, and I'm watching Rush Hour 3 Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:10 pm

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You'll never know !! All of my Scenarii are written IN FRENCH !
(Even worse, in Belgian french !)
Then if learning French isn't good enough, we'll plug the forum talk into Babel Fish. I can see it now:

Claudia: "You am dare to illusion my dad? Crusty bread then!"

(Seriously, I've started going through some French language CDs I've had for a while now... Curse you for motivating me. lol )
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:25 pm

And then Claudia sicked The Smurfs on simison's ghost. They promptly ate his soul and with much gnashing of teeth, pooped out blueberries mixed with baby giggles.
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:27 pm

You really do come out with the most bizarre stuff, z.o.o, I have to admit.
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:30 pm

Chinese, anybody? Very Happy (It's so funny watching my classmates giving each other 'wtf'-looks when I say random chinese stuff to my friend who's taken the course aswell. HA!)

Uhm.. yeah.. well... about that 'quickly dash out'... I guess I was wrong. I did my best to make this thing appropriate, but whatever, at least now I don't feel guilty for not posting. Laughing

Rush Hour 3, you said? 'Everybody was kung fu fighting!' (In the German version they sing it, at least. Very Happy)

(And I have another theory... but I can't voice it here. Huh. PM incoming, Claudia!)

Edith says: Good old-fashioned 'wth?' I agree, simison. It's still fun, though! It never gets dull with you, z.o.o., and that's ... er ... admirable? (I admit, I don't want to provoke having my soul eaten, too. Shocked )

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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:37 pm

Good Tremere have NO SOUL, Eliza !
\o/

(yes they sing it in French too, but.. OMFG THAT WAS A LASOMBRA SHIRT !)
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:52 pm

Claudia wrote:
Good Tremere have NO SOUL, Eliza !
\o/

Oh, right. Thanks for reminding me.

HA HA! cheers

Whoah, wait now ... scratch There are no 'good' Tremere, are there?!

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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:39 pm

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Claudia: "You am dare to illusion my dad? Crusty bread then!"

Thanks to you, all the lemonade I was drinking went from mouth to floor with laughter. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:45 pm

Sio wrote:
Duncan.Oliver wrote:
Claudia: "You am dare to illusion my dad? Crusty bread then!"
Thanks to you, all the lemonade I was drinking went from mouth to floor with laughter. Laughing

I've done my job then. Smile

Seriously, if you ever want a laugh, go to Yahoo's Babel Fish translator website and feed in some foreign sentence for it to translate. It works best on single words; short sentences tend to sound like some tourist who doesn't speak the language very well. Long sentences usually become very badly garbled.
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:49 pm

This*link* is a step up from Babelfish. xDD

As in it uses it and other translators up to 56 times in different languages to mangle words. I seriously put in "Chocolate cake" once, and got "Cow" back. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:51 pm

Original text:

"His moustache is handsome."

...56 translations later we get:

"Barbados is beautiful."
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:06 pm

I was going to suggest one called 'Lost in Translation', but yours is quicker, and it looks like a better translator. I fed in "You killed my father. Prepare to die." After 56 translations (the max), it gave me, "You killed my father. Be prepared to die." The website that they use for translations is now my new translator.

Lost in Translation uses Babel Fish, which is notorious for bad translations anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:11 pm

I love Babelfish. x3
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:42 pm

Heh heh.

Miri: *nervous* Yeeeah, I wouldn't want to meet the primogen, because, you know, I might screw up and it'll lead to some nasty reprecussions.

Jerome: *completely oblivious* Ah, what's the worst that can happen? Come on. *starts dragging Miri*

Miri: Wait! No! Not ready, not ready!

Jerome: *still oblivious* Hey Greg! Here's the latest Toreador!

Miri: *tries not to freak out*
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PostSubject: Re: Do it for teh lulz   Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:49 pm

EXACTLY! xDD
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