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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:27 pm

I'll have to agree with pgm there, here in Brazil there is THOUSANDS of pre-teen girls who spend money on that crappy excuse for a film/book. Sometimes i just want to smack them with a copy of clanbook: Tzimisce to show them what true vampires are all about.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:59 am

Modern Vampire. Maybe I might be okay with the death of that...sickening 'Dracula' costume(you know, the tux with the medallion and cape - with or without the obvious pasted on makeup) in this way it hardly seems worth it. Not to mention the fact that those who dress on up Halloween for any reason, weather they are in it for the candy, or they have a party to attend, put so little effort into it, you wonder why they even bothered.

But to be honest, I don't exactly hate Twilight(Though I don't like it either). But some of the fans, or at least the way they seem to think, I cannot stand. Even more, I like that the story takes away a few things that, have almost defined Vampires in nearly every series. More than that, is what she decides to add. Sparkles, or diamond embedded skin, whatever. Ugh. Where I a Vampire, I'd have Damsel's thoughts - "I Think I'll go eat something so I can Vomit.".

What is worse? Oh yeah. The relationships, which is not bad in itself, but add in the teenage ineptitude for making a choice that they can stick with, and I feel like I need to be bald for a while, after yanking each hair out of my head. Or just finding myself a nice little padded cell, and some time in torpor.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:51 am

What the? ...a thin blood caitiff?
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:17 am

Ah, Cthulhu bless Stephanie Meyer, for she gave me the greatest vampire one-liner ever.

"So I'm like a dark and brooding bloodsucking creature of the night who will like tear you apart just to eke out another lonely night of my like miserable existence, and what do I do in the sunlight? I SPARKLE!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:06 am

If I ever had to read something where you don't need a vacuum cleaner after a Vamp was hit by sunlight, I'd probably become an olympic grade discus thrower at once.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:26 pm

I don't know about that, Malkav. Remember that the whole crispy-critter in sunlight thing came directly from the original film Nosferatu, and that wasn't a part of the vampire legend at all before Max Schreck. Plus, I really liked the show Moonlight, and he got along just fine in daylight--well, short bursts of daylight, with lots of blood around, and he was weaker, yeah, but still... Plus it had the crazy hot blonde chick from Underworld, so yeah, this show was good.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:24 pm

I liked Moonlight. If vampires are at least weakened by the sun, like in the Dracula book, then I can accept it. But vampires shunning daylight because it makes them prettier? I don't know where Meyer got the whole 'sparkle' idea, but that's just silly.

Sophia Myles. Yes, she is lovely.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:48 pm

PGM1961 wrote:
I don't know where Meyer got the whole 'sparkle' idea, but that's just silly.

Exactly. Hence my post above. They SPARKLE for Mark Rein-Hagen's sake! SPARKLE!!!!

PGM1961 wrote:
Sophia Myles. Yes, she is lovely.

Yes, that's her name! Couldn't remember it. Sophia Myles. Pretty kitty, meow. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:08 am

(Edit: If you're reading this now, don't bother with the link -- it's something different now. Grrr.... And I still can't find that pic!)

Okay, seriously, it pisses me off that I can't find this actual pic anywhere, but I did find a broken link to it. Check this out! Seriously, if your girl wants you to be more like her favorite vampire, isn't it only fair that she be more like yours?


Last edited by Voraxith on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:59 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Broken link!)
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:29 am

You mean making out with every pretty (or not so pretty, even Bertram got 3 stars) face she meets? Or do you just refer to the looks here? I love you

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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:00 am

Hey, I'm a man who can admire a woman who can be attracted to men uglier than I -- because there aren't that many... of either.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:44 am

Don't be such a pessimist. You look better than Nos PC Laughing Unless you photoshoped the pic of yourselve you posted here Shocked I haven't posted mine...
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:00 am

Yes! For my photoshop skills are on par with Mask of a Thousand Faces! He he!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:59 pm

Voraxith wrote:
Yes! For my photoshop skills are on par with Mask of a Thousand Faces! He he!
Well, mine are on par with a Nos or Samedi embrace...

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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:38 pm




Yes, he has his own subsidised housing "residences", in Bordeaux.

Yes, Kersten used his name out for the lulz.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:08 pm

I wanna live there! D:
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Who the hell is Kersten?
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:09 pm

Sorry, a private joke Wink

Kersten (Lyle) is a Tremere Regent, originally Liege (Belgium)'s, but for the roleplaying section here, he's Bordeaux's Regent.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:02 am

Hey Philosopher, why do you want to live in a house owned by the bloody wizards?

There probably is some strange ritual invollved everytime you go to the toilet, and you have to enchant the oven to heat it up... Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:16 am

Childe of Malkav wrote:
Hey Philosopher, why do you want to live in a house owned by the bloody wizards?

There probably is some strange ritual invollved everytime you go to the toilet, and you have to enchant the oven to heat it up... Laughing

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Why on earth would a vampire ever go to the toilet? Other than for the guy your ghoul brings or...
And Tremere Regent wouldn't use an oven. He would use an apprentice Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:26 pm

Ok, for a vamp, the use of toilet and oven is not of foremost interest...
It was just the first things that came to my mind, when I thought about what could be strange in a house owned by the Tremere.

But you probably have noticed that Andrei has an oven in 609. You can even open it. I don't know if he needs it for the creation of his pets, or if he is in the habit of baking children Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:47 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:
Ok, for a vamp, the use of toilet and oven is not of foremost interest...
It was just the first things that came to my mind, when I thought about what could be strange in a house owned by the Tremere.

But you probably have noticed that Andrei has an oven in 609. You can even open it. I don't know if he needs it for the creation of his pets, or if he is in the habit of baking children Twisted Evil

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he's making ginger(bread)s
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:16 pm

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Childe of Malkav wrote:
Ok, for a vamp, the use of toilet and oven is not of foremost interest...
It was just the first things that came to my mind, when I thought about what could be strange in a house owned by the Tremere.

But you probably have noticed that Andrei has an oven in 609. You can even open it. I don't know if he needs it for the creation of his pets, or if he is in the habit of baking children Twisted Evil

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he's making ginger(bread)s

Or his favorite garlic-flavored bloodcookies with free Carpathian soil icing. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:27 am

You should so totally check out South Park's Guide to Vampire the Masquerade...

Yeah... 'Nuff said. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:02 am

FallenRaven wrote:
Childe of Malkav wrote:
Ok, for a vamp, the use of toilet and oven is not of foremost interest...
It was just the first things that came to my mind, when I thought about what could be strange in a house owned by the Tremere.

But you probably have noticed that Andrei has an oven in 609. You can even open it. I don't know if he needs it for the creation of his pets, or if he is in the habit of baking children Twisted Evil

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he's making ginger(bread)s
gingerbreeds more likely lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Random Lol   Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:45 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:
gingerbreeds more likely lol!

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But where does he got Irish from in LA? Shocked

@Voraxith: South Park Vampires... lol! lol! lol!
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