I haven't changed any book titles because then I'd havo to change the way the books look.
"The Cowboy's Guide to Cyberspace by Case"
"This detailed guide to online romance is at times so corny that the only thing stopping you from vomiting is that you haven't eaten anything ever since you've been embrace. But it still contains some useful pick-up lines. Raises your Subterfuge talent."
"Bad Monkey No Banana"
"A handbook for training pet monkeys, this book also covers psychological tricks that work on any primate. Raises your Rhetorics knowledge."
"Medieval Combat"
"After reading this book you will have the knowledge necessary to explain exactly how you intend to go medieval on someone's ass! Raises your Intimidation talent."
"GUNS, Who Should Have Them?"
"The controversy continues on the debate of the century: Who should be allowed to carry guns? Also contains tips on how to spot concealed firearms. This book raises your Investigation knowledge."
I estimate I've spent around 1000 hours playing Oblivion during the last 4 years and about 3x as much playing Morrowind between 2004 and 2008. So I'm pretty sure Skyrim will be able to hold my attention for a while.
