This has nothing to do with vampires, but the following webcomic is hilarious for anyone who has run/played some kind of PnP game, especially Dungeons & Dragons. Imagine the Star Wars prequels (Episode I, II, etc.) reimagined as a science fiction game being played by the average group of PnP gamers. For example, R2D2 is a little munchkin min-maxer who took the 'Can't Speak English' flaw, and that's why he speaks in this beeps and whistles, and needs a translator droid. Check it out:
[Darths and Droids]