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Claudia wrote:

I don't see the problem. I don't understand what you mean. bwah ! ><

No worries. You're not the only one. *headpat*

Because vampires are !!!DEAD!!!
Got it?

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Wiki white wolf will give you all info you want.

offtop: nice 3rd Ritual of Secrets

Kastor785 wrote:

What is a Dharmpyr?

How to explain it... In a nutshell, the higher generation a Cainite is, the weaker the curseof Caine gets.
Ancients, Mathusalehs and Elders up to &th Generation could learn Advanced Disciplines. Those of 8th-13th Generation could learn Disciplines up to tier 5 and no higher. All the way, Bloodpool of each consecutive Generation is smaller than the precedinng one, sharply for the low ones, then more flatly. Same goes for the burn rate per turn. http://www.vampire.echoesofempires.org/index.php?title=Generation

Those of 14th and 15th Generations are Thin-Bloods. Most of 14th Generation can not Sire, and all of 15th. They could bear weak sunlight and wake during the day. They are so far removed from Caine, they are almost human. And some of them could reproduce.

http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Dhampir

Kastor785 wrote:

Why not the vampires are able to breed with humans?

Basically, what Malkav said. With the abovementioned exception.
Besides, being rude to a moderator is not exactly an act of wisdom, young one.

Kastor785 wrote:

did you check my age,man?Sounded like you wanna teach people around age 8

I don't mind answering the occasional question, to show my ultra-high intelligence, my impressive game knowledge, and my staggering humility.

However, I'm starting to agree with Claudia. Most of your questions could be found online, after a short search with Google. (try it) Becoming petulant (look it up) when people get tired of answering your questions is a little rude.

Your last questions prove that you did no research at all before you asked them. "Vampire: The Masquerade" and "Bloodlines" vampires are not based on True Blood, or Underworld, and most especially not Twilight. They are the traditional Undead... animated corpses that prowl the night in search of human blood. They cannot bear children. Asian 'vampires' can have children, but they are different creatures, although there are similarities.

Plus, Childe of Malkav has already pointed out that these questions would be more appropriate in another forum thread. Such as the "Bloodlines and the p&p Game" section, which is for (I quote):
"Here we can discuss the differences between "vtm-b" as a cmputer game, and "Vampire the Masquerade" as a p&p game or LARP."

I don't mean to offend you, but I'm done answering questions unless you are a little more polite, and follow forum rules.

Kastor785 wrote:

did you check my age,man?Sounded like you wanna teach people around age 8

With an 8 year old, I'd probably have been more patient...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Because vampires are !!!DEAD!!!
Got it?

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I think Rule 34 disagrees with you.

Having sex =/= having babies

I'm sure there are Rule 34 covers pregnant Vampires.

Rule 34 states that "if it exists, there's porn out of it"
Pregnant vampires don't exist
And porn out of it doesn't lead to pregnancy


Rule 34 states that there's VTM porn, not that it leads to pregnancy -> your statement is false

Claudia wrote:

Rule 34 states that "if it exists, there's porn out of it"
Pregnant vampires don't exist
And porn out of it doesn't lead to pregnancy


Rule 34 states that there's VTM porn, not that it leads to pregnancy -> your statement is false

If VtM porn caused pregnancy, Voraxith and Shabutaro would be pregnant

Eww.

Claudia wrote:

Rule 34 states that "if it exists, there's porn out of it"
Pregnant vampires don't exist
And porn out of it doesn't lead to pregnancy


Rule 34 states that there's VTM porn, not that it leads to pregnancy -> your statement is false

Rule 34 is a one-way street anyways: Ok. If it exists, there is porn about it. But if there is porn about it, it doesn't have to exist.

Feral wrote:

If VtM porn caused pregnancy, Voraxith and Shabutaro would be pregnant

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And porn out of it doesn't lead to pregnancy

Point taken.

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your statement is false

Can't do anything but to bow my head before Vulcan logic.

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Eww.

Get used to it.

Alichino wrote:

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Eww.

Get used to it.

It's not the sex that made me say 'Eww." It was the thought of Voraxith and Shabutaro doing it.

Eww again, for making me explain.

Duncan, you are a naughty boy.
Kiddies who say naughty things get their mouth washed with soap. Since you have naughty thoughts, I shall do the same to your brain... *Picks up a chainsaw and a sponge with soap*

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Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Alichino wrote:

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Eww.

Get used to it.

It's not the sex that made me say 'Eww." It was the thought of Voraxith and Shabutaro doing it.

Eww again, for making me explain.

Not with each other... Vora and Shabu are both male after all. Unless there is something I havn't heard about Where are our resident Fiends?

Feral wrote:

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Alichino wrote:

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Eww.

Get used to it.

It's not the sex that made me say 'Eww." It was the thought of Voraxith and Shabutaro doing it.

Eww again, for making me explain.

Not with each other... Vora and Shabu are both male after all. Unless there is something I havn't heard about Where are our resident Fiends?

You're the one who brought it up, and caused the image in my brain. Childe, it's Feral's fault. Puts Feral in between himself and Childe of Malkav. Who gave a chainsaw to a Malk anyway?

Feral wrote:

Not with each other... Vora and Shabu are both male after all. Unless there is something I havn't heard about

Does anybody still mind this kind of thing?

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Where are our resident Fiends?

Probably busy, fleshcrafting some rule 34 compliant new ghouls...

PGM1961 wrote:

You're the one who brought it up, and caused the image in my brain. Childe, it's Feral's fault. Puts Feral in between himself and Childe of Malkav. Who gave a chainsaw to a Malk anyway?

Noone gave it to me. Nobody can be that insane. I took it from some hardware store some time ago. Still remember all the funny looks when the burglar alarm went off with no appearant reason, because I used obfuscate instead of paying...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Not with each other... Vora and Shabu are both male after all. Unless there is something I havn't heard about

Does anybody still mind this kind of thing?

Not normally. It wasn't their common gender that made me say "Eww." But with both being undead, and one being part stone; plus both being fugly... repeat, Eww. Organic-inorganic dating rarely works out.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Not with each other... Vora and Shabu are both male after all. Unless there is something I havn't heard about

Does anybody still mind this kind of thing?

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Gays? Not much. Pregnant man? I belive that would get some attention.

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Not with each other... Vora and Shabu are both male after all. Unless there is something I havn't heard about

Does anybody still mind this kind of thing?

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Gays? Not much. Pregnant man? I belive that would get some attention.

Hm, you could be on to something there...

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Duncan.Oliver wrote:

plus both being fugly...

Now that wasn't very nice, Duncan...

Feral wrote:

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

plus both being fugly...

Now that wasn't very nice, Duncan...

Hey, just going by their avatars. Because, you know, we all look exactly like our avatars*. Right? Between Voraxith's granite skin condition, and Shabutaro's red eyes that even Visine can't cure... Not a cute couple.

Besides, when did I ever claim to be nice? Claudia, have I ever told a lie that big?

*(Actually, I look closer to George Clooney than David Boreanaz - roughly the same age as George. Except that I don't date hot models or actresses.)