Forums are awfully quiet

JESUS MOTHERFU--

God damn it Voraxith, not cool at all

I need the most senior members of every clan represented on this forum at once. We have to discuss the matter of a bloodhunt against Voraxith!

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He he he! For I am a new breed of kindred: a cross of Gangrel, Gargoyle, and Baali. There might even be a little Malkavian in there -- can't quite recall what I had for dinner last night... Yes, fear the wrath of Voraxith!!!

*Throws molotov cocktails towards Voraxith*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a ritual for that...

Oh? Do tell.

Wait, are Tremere rituals kinda like Rule 34??? (If it exists, there's a ritual for it.)

Voraxith wrote:

Oh? Do tell.

Wait, are Tremere rituals kinda like Rule 34??? (If it exists, there's a ritual for it.)

Preatty much...

Of course ! I mean, Dude, Steve Jobs ?

"There's an App for that"
Died of "cancer" ??


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Level 1 • Defense of the Sacred Haven

This ritual takes an hour to perform, and uses up one blood point. The vampire may put a drop of her blood on each window in an area, up to twenty feet away from the ritual site. All sunlight that would go in through these windows is instead reflected by them. This ritual lasts as long as the vampire is in the area.




Allows you to watch the sunrise in all safety !

Looks like my plan worked well enough.

Voraxith wrote:

The results of too much Fortitude and not enough Potence.:

On second thought, maybe it worked too well.

Claudia wrote:

Allows you to watch the sunrise in all safety !

If the windows reflect all sunlight that should make them practically black during the day.

Actually they may look like taint-less windows from the inside, so...

Sleeping somewhere with windows is just begging to not wake up the next night.

There's always a ritual for that, too

That, or Rufus.

what not waking up again?

Rufus?
*sniffs air*

Claudia wrote:

...Allows you to watch the sunrise in all safety !

Unless some stupid ghoul opens the window, or cleans the blood off it

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Claudia wrote:

...Allows you to watch the sunrise in all safety !

Unless some stupid ghoul opens the window, or cleans the blood off it

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If that ever happened I would waste some blood allowing myself to cry with laughter

And this is why I've always said that ghouls are just too damned much trouble. Except for Heather. We like Heather... Yes, sweetie, let's try the goth look tonight.

I must admit I was also partial to the goth look she had as well

That's it, Voraxith!
You're in for it now!!!

BLOODHUNT!

*Grabs some stakes and lots of sharp implements from the lab-tables, ofuscates, and goes after Voraxith...*

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Let me have him! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE

Science is my job. I'm the mad doctor around here!

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They don't look that similar...

eye of the divine wrote:

They don't look that similar...

This isn't about some imagined similarity of the ghouls.
The bloodhunt is called for uploading these heretic pictures in the first place.
When I'm through with that stupid moonhowler, even the Tzimisce won't have use for the remnants anymore

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