Bloodcookies

Yes, Feral and I would like some cookies, please. *Begs.*

Git outta here, ya stinkin' Ravnos! GIT! OUR bloodcookies.

*Uses Chimerstry on Voraxith to make him pretty*
You should check your nearest mirror

Mirror:

Awww... I'm so precious! Now I'll get TONS of pu- er, I mean, bloodcookies. Yeah, bloodcookies.

I have a slightly stale one you can barter for it if you're that desperate

Due to the positive reaction to the old illusion; I decided to change into a more different style.

Mirror:

eye of the divine wrote:

I have a slightly stale one you can barter for it if you're that desperate

Barter? And how stale? Just what are we talkin' about here? When it comes to mah cookies, I leave nothing off the table...

Karavolos wrote:

Due to the positive reaction to the old illusion; I decided to change into a more different style.

Mirror:

Ooohhh.... I LIKE IT!!!

Pfft well I ain't giving you nothing for free

Well I don't think it's that stale because I kept it in a resealable freezer bag

Ooh, yummy. Name your price. I'll start the bid with the half-dessicated carcass of one Ravnos.

Voraxith wrote:

Ooh, yummy. Name your price. I'll start the bid with the half-dessicated carcass of one Ravnos.

you're kidding me right? I want something more than a corpse dearie.

Well, be a little more specific. I'm a Gangrel -- we're not so good at subtlety.

Voraxith wrote:

Ooohhh.... I LIKE IT!!!

Damn it, fine! How about this?

Mirror:

EEGADS! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Y'know, it just occured to me: he was the most powerful man in the world and didn't speak a word of proper English. Just imagine what I could do...

Excellent

Voraxith wrote:

Well, be a little more specific. I'm a Gangrel -- we're not so good at subtlety.

I don't know! HUuuuuuuuuuuurm how about a favour later on down the line?

What kind of favor?

Voraxith wrote:

What kind of favor?

I dunno, depends what I need later on down the line

eye of the divine wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

Well, be a little more specific. I'm a Gangrel -- we're not so good at subtlety.

I don't know! HUuuuuuuuuuuurm how about a favour later on down the line?

I have taught you well.

eye of the divine wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

What kind of favor?

I dunno, depends what I need later on down the line

Hmm, sounds legit. Sold!

Karavolos wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Voraxith wrote:

Well, be a little more specific. I'm a Gangrel -- we're not so good at subtlety.

I don't know! HUuuuuuuuuuuurm how about a favour later on down the line?

I have taught you well.

I'm nothing but fair However I must thank you for such wonderful tutorlage

Voraxith wrote:

Hmm, sounds legit. Sold!

Wonderful! Please make your mark on this standard contract *Gives knife and contract*

Umm... Well, it is a cookie, after all! *Signed.*

Ah, I see. So Karavolos is the lawyer who writes the soul-selling contracts for the devil

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Voraxith wrote:

Umm... Well, it is a cookie, after all! *Signed.*

A pleasure doing business with such a fine gentleman as yourself.

*Whisks contract away putting it in a pocket and drops bag in his lap.*

I hope you enjoy it

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Ah, I see. So Karavolos is the lawyer who writes the soul-selling contracts for the devil

XD nah he's a darling really

Um.... Feral, I got you a cookie!