Why did the chicken cross the road?

Karavolos wrote:

What about the other road the Ventrue are trying to build a McDonald's over to show their power?

If the chicken is stupid enough to cross that road, it deserves to be turned into chicken McNuggets (TM). I'll fight to protect its rights, but it's not my job to protect it from its own idiocy. Survival of the fittest, man.

But like, what about it's rights to cross -that- road?
You are protecting those too aren't you?

Of course. Chicken's got a right to suicide, just like everyone else. Just don't believe the Ventrue bullshit that all chickens are suicidal, and that's why they end up on the plate. Bastards only care about the money.

Waitaminnit... are we talking real chickens, or is that some kind of mindfu@k metaphor for young vamps? Never mind... doesn't matter. Same road, same rights, same fights.

Can I have some money?

Don't even come close, dude. I don't have any money to spare. Revolutions are expensive.

How about you cause a distraction and I help myself to the Ventrue's vault? I get money and your enemies will be undermined, even handicapped at best!

The vault is a sucker's game, man. Takes too much time, and they only keep big money in there on payday. Only way you'll clean out the vault is to play the Ventrue's game, and that's boring.

Go for the tellers. Empty the drawers, get out before the (Ventrue-controlled) cops come, and hit a few more banks while they're scurrying like ants around the first one.

But I'm not in the 'distraction' business. Make your own money.

How did we get from chickens to money? You sure you're not Ventrue?

Ravnos. Even more obsessed with money than the bloody Bluebloods.

Only in America is everyday a payday at McDonald's!

What? McDonald's doesn't pay its employees in other countries?

They just give out free munchies and let you sit on Ronald McDonald's lap.

Precisely, we don't get money nor a lollipop after we've sat on the Funny Uncle's lap.
It's so unfair.

Ayo wrote:

Then again, I don't mind people referring to me as a 'he', at least one of me is male, I reckon.

But, yes, propriety. And the social convention of referring to female creatures as 'she'. Hence the nod toward Feral.

Sorry... Your Avatar is so masculine it leads me astray. So, you are a women of opposite sex, then?
(Allo, Allo, anyone? )

*Throws Scooby snacks into another topic*
Hurry Feral! Get it quickly before that other Gangrel does!

Or the chicken! It's already crossing the road to get to the scooby snacks!

Legasp! RUUN

PFffPgh...

*gives up speaking and continues munchin*

Good boy?

He's choking!
*performs the Heimlich Maneuver on Feral to safe his life!*

/Sets up chair and relaxes to the show

Don't Scooby Snacks give superpowers? Fly high, Feral, your people need you!

(... can vampires choke, really... what if it's a Pluto lollipop instead?)

Nachtrae wrote:

He's choking!
*performs the Heimlich Maneuver on Feral to safe his life!*

*spits fractured bone*

Thanks... Those chickens are poorly fed... Their bones are so brittle.
And thanks for the snack. I can't fly, though.
Maybe Claudia could help with this... She has a Ritual for everything...

Including the letter C?