Looking for someone...

Hey folks,
one of my ghouls has left the cell door unlocked after a lobotomize training, and the test subject escaped. Anybody seen him around here somewwhere
HaaR Huar HARR hAaR

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I thought I saw your test subject on your computer not so long ago. Maybe that was someone else though *shrugs*.

Would his name happen to start with a 'K' and end with 'astor'?

Nachtrae wrote:

Would his name happen to start with a 'K' and end with 'astor'?

I don't know. Do guinea pigs have names?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

Would his name happen to start with a 'K' and end with 'astor'?

I don't know. Do guinea pigs have names?

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Well, depending on what you've done to them with your dementation, they might've gone bonkers enough to make one up for themselves. Along with one for their shadow, their little toes, and the bricks beneath their feet.

Any blood sample of him? The rest would be matter of hours.

Alichino wrote:

Any blood sample of him? The rest would be matter of hours.

I wouldn't entrust your clan with a glass of orange juice that has come closer than a mile to my lab

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Alichino wrote:

Any blood sample of him? The rest would be matter of hours.

I wouldn't entrust your clan with a glass of orange juice that has come closer than a mile to my lab

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Why? Not all Tremere are bad. Claudia makes very goog cookies. Voraxith got a bit stony after them, but well...

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Alichino wrote:

Any blood sample of him? The rest would be matter of hours.

I wouldn't entrust your clan with a glass of orange juice that has come closer than a mile to my lab

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Why? Not all Tremere are bad. Claudia makes very goog cookies. Voraxith got a bit stony after them, but well...

stoned*

Philosopher, what about you?
You go around, accusing me of having diablerized our Zer0! I think, I'll have to get a closer look at your creations, fiend.

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btw where are zer0 and aph? Haven't seen these around here for a looong long time.. Is he still celebrating his fired from work thing where he gets money for free?^^

Last I heared Zer0 was very busy slaying slaughtering the bestiary of Greek mythology.

Ah, Malkav, if you meant that Cthulhu escaped your clutches, don't bother trying to get him back
He's my little Vicissitude pet project now. Come along now big boy, or else I'll have to send the ghouls after you again.

Never mind that. He'll come back to my cooking pot once he is bored with your petty attempts at cosmetic surgery

Btw, you know how you can tell if a kindred is Tzimisce, Ravnos, or Malkavian?
Just give them the task of turning a fairy-tale prince into a frog.
The Tzimisce will actually rebuild his body, the Ravnos will make him look like a frog, and the Malk will make him think he IS a frog

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Never mind that. He'll come back to my cooking pot once he is bored with your petty attempts at cosmetic surgery

Btw, you know how you can tell if a kindred is Tzimisce, Ravnos, or Malkavian?
Just give them the task of turning a fairy-tale prince into a frog.
The Tzimisce will actually rebuild his body, the Ravnos will make him look like a frog, and the Malk will make him think he IS a frog

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My whiskers enjoyed your creativity.
Wait! Whiskers!?

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Never mind that. He'll come back to my cooking pot once he is bored with your petty attempts at cosmetic surgery

Btw, you know how you can tell if a kindred is Tzimisce, Ravnos, or Malkavian?
Just give them the task of turning a fairy-tale prince into a frog.
The Tzimisce will actually rebuild his body, the Ravnos will make him look like a frog, and the Malk will make him think he IS a frog

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Do note that the frog will be about two meters high, have bony spikes all over his body, maybe 4 eyes, and his tongue is like a reinforced whip a meter and a half in length, not only capable of slashing but also impaling its victims. Oh did I mention that the frog will eat annoying Kindred and Kine instead of flies?

Nachtrae wrote:

Do note that the frog will be about two meters high, have bony spikes all over his body, maybe 4 eyes, and his tongue is like a reinforced whip a meter and a half in length, not only capable of slashing but also impaling its victims. Oh did I mention that the frog will eat annoying Kindred and Kine instead of flies?

...unless some other Tzimisce of equal of lower Generation kisses it and turns it into a Prince... LaCroix

Feral wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

Do note that the frog will be about two meters high, have bony spikes all over his body, maybe 4 eyes, and his tongue is like a reinforced whip a meter and a half in length, not only capable of slashing but also impaling its victims. Oh did I mention that the frog will eat annoying Kindred and Kine instead of flies?

...unless some other Tzimisce of equal of lower Generation kisses it and turns it into a Prince... LaCroix

He's welcome to try. (click for fullview). I pulled a little guy from the streets and had some fun. Would've liked something different on the backlegs, but that impaired on its ability to leap around.

Cobweb says that there are no princes and frogs. It's a smart Malkav's plot! He made all believe that blood popsicles are the prince, the frog, and a free-kisses-princess, and when these three components will meet... btw I'm Gomez, nice to see ya all guys and lassies... SO! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! FROGPRINCECALYPSE!