This is bullshit

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

He's new and he's been staying with Nach since we found him What a Face

Something was bound to rub off on him.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:03 pm

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:: *fetches the popcorn and wags*

*Turns around, climbs a tree, hangs by his legs upside down and double-facepalms.*

*runs to Jad and starts jumping and licking Jad's beak*

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:05 pm

*Gets surprised and falls face down into the mud.*
Now hump my ass and it'll be perfect.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Suddenly this topic had too much beastiality.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Karavolos wrote:: He's new and he's been staying with Nach since we found him
Something was bound to rub off on him.

I suppose. Oh well, as long as they're both having fun I see no harm in it.

Jad.3 wrote:: *Gets surprised and falls face down into the mud.*
Now hump my ass and it'll be perfect.

I am not sure if it's wise to encourage him like that.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Unless Jad likes it.
Always a possibility.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

I have my doubts about that. Laughing

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:11 pm

Anything's possible.
*Earthmelds from the dainty position into the ground to rest for the day* *cough*

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

There's nothing going on between me and Nach. Feral, I realize that your mind may be skewed from the earlier sex jokes, but that wasn't BDSM, it was surgery without anesthetic.
*Gets off of operating table, looks back to normal*

And dont have sex in the Earth. Worms eat it and poop it back out.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:28 pm

*uses animalism to have the maggots and worms in the ground pester Jad.3*

Everything working as before, Sally?

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Nachtrae wrote:: *uses animalism to have the maggots and worms in the ground pester Jad.3*

Everything working as before, Sally?

Yup. Thank you Nach.
*Proceeds to help Nach*

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

SaulottheGentle wrote:: And dont have sex in the Earth. Worms eat it and poop it back out.

Thank you very much for putting images in my head.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:06 pm

Karavolos wrote:: Suddenly this topic had too much beastiality.

SaulottheGentle wrote:: And dont have sex in the Earth. Worms eat it and poop it back out.

I think we all know what Jad.3 is doing in the earth atm then.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:25 pm

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:: *fetches the popcorn and wags*

*Turns around, climbs a tree, hangs by his legs upside down and double-facepalms.*

Since when do owls hang in the trees upside down?
*creates shadow tentacles and quadruple-facpalms*

- geek

Btw, anybody knows a way to imitate the Lasombra clan weakness when it's convenient. And how do they go about ballet lessons?

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

I imagine Obfuscate works, Chimerstry does work What a Face

There's probably a ritual for it too somewhere.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:50 am

Of course I was hanging down the tree back in human form Rolling Eyes

Sorry, I forgot I have to describe everything I do.
*Uses Animalism to have an interesting conversation with maggots and worms about healthcare and union.*

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Might as well give them the full deal on communism while you're at it.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:08 am

Yea, right. Anything that might help people is communism, and therefor EVIL.

- geek

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

It works for America.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:16 pm

Dragatus wrote:: It works for America.

Yeah look at their healthcare system Razz

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

My point exactly.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:19 pm

Dragatus wrote:: My point exactly.

\o/ Praise me, praise me I got it! bounce

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:30 pm

*looks at the topic, face... snoutpalms with all four paws and goes out to make some Garou friends*

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:32 pm

Feral wrote:: *looks at the topic, face... snoutpalms with all four paws and goes out to make some Garou friends*

How do you get your back paws to reach your snout?

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:44 pm

eye of the divine wrote:

Feral wrote:: *looks at the topic, face... snoutpalms with all four paws and goes out to make some Garou friends*

How do you get your back paws to reach your snout?

Curl up and put the tips of the paws to the nose with ease... It is easy when you exercise regularly, i.e. scratch with a hind leg behind your ears.