This is bullshit

Karavolos wrote:

It helps to stay near someone with easy access to that kind of equipment.

Or that can create it with a snap of their fingers.

Like I said: Easy access

This one is for Sally:

Dragatus wrote:

This one is for Sally:

If it lives in the WoD, killing it with fire is the best option, because even if it isnt susceptible to it, it can still be hurt by it.

A lighter and a cologne. And I didn't send a dogpack your way, it was just a bunch of pissed hamsters.

Karavolos wrote:

It helps to stay near someone with easy access to that kind of equipment.

Like, *someone's* momma

Goes to stand next to Kara and Eye.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

*Brings out flamethrower and proceeds to roast Jad*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLUdINry-I#t=06m45m

Yeah. Thing about them Gangrel is, they usually have Fortitude. 'Specially the old ones. Handy Discipline to have. Everybody should learn it.

I prefer explosives. Nothing like a little obliteration in the morning.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

I bopped Feral on the nose with a torch to stop him from draining skater people. Sooner or later the media would be on his tail and call him "The Skater Sucker".

I will stick with sucking that bone of Karavolos, I think... At least I will not get bad rep for it.
*puts paws on eyes*

I bear no grudge for the Saulot... I got a little overcaried with that BMXer... He had a point. Sally, that is, not the kid's and his pocketknife...

And you Jad gainst me!? So what I like to cuddle? I could bite throats if necessary...
It is only, I am a friendly creature deep at heart.

Feral wrote:

I will stick with sucking that bone of Karavolos, I think...

Maybe it's just me, but that statement is just begging to be taken out of context and misinterpreted.

Feral wrote:

I will stick with sucking that bone of Karavolos, I think...

I quit.

*wakes up from his torpor due to all the noise*
What's up? Can't i have a decent nap for a decade or so without some idiot breaking into my icehouse and slipping the blood stored there to the kids?

Kara, that was you, wasn't it?

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Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Goes to stand next to Kara and Eye.

Offers a Blood bag to Duncan as he takes a seat next to her.

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

I will stick with sucking that bone of Karavolos, I think...

Maybe it's just me, but that statement is just begging to be taken out of context and misinterpreted.

Well of course it is

eye of the divine wrote:

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Goes to stand next to Kara and Eye.

Offers a Blood bag to Duncan as he takes a seat next to her.

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

I will stick with sucking that bone of Karavolos, I think...

Maybe it's just me, but that statement is just begging to be taken out of context and misinterpreted.

Well of course it is

I herby announce that I got depressed by my mates on this forum. The bone Karavolos tossed! Happy now?
You are perverted, you know? *facepalms*

But I love you all still... Such is my canine nature...

Of course you love us. We give you bones.

Don't worry, I'm just teasing you a little. I knew perfectly well what you meant, but you keep setting yourself up so beautifully that there is no way I can resist following up on it.

Here, have a bloodbag. Pure human, no additives.

Dragatus wrote:

Of course you love us. We give you bones.

A typo?

Dragatus wrote:

Of course you love us. We give you bones.

Cheeky, Cheeky boy...

Dragatus wrote:

Don't worry, I'm just teasing you a little. I knew perfectly well what you meant, but you keep setting yourself up so beautifully that there is no way I can resist following up on it.

Here, have a bloodbag. Pure human, no additives.

Thanks!
*sips*

Jad.3 wrote:

A typo?

Could you explain, please?

I think he's missing an R in "bones". And no, it wasn't a typo.

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

I bopped Feral on the nose with a torch to stop him from draining skater people. Sooner or later the media would be on his tail and call him "The Skater Sucker".

I will stick with sucking that bone of Karavolos, I think... At least I will not get bad rep for it.
*puts paws on eyes*

I bear no grudge for the Saulot... I got a little overcaried with that BMXer... He had a point. Sally, that is, not the kid's and his pocketknife...

And you Jad gainst me!? So what I like to cuddle? I could bite throats if necessary...
It is only, I am a friendly creature deep at heart.

This thread has enough violence.

*Pockets broken items and heals own wounds*
*Goes by Feral and gives fresh bone, and proceeds to pet*

eye of the divine wrote:

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Goes to stand next to Kara and Eye.

Offers a Blood bag to Duncan as he takes a seat next to her.

Thanks, but I'm full up. [That is my stock answer, whether or not I'm thirsty.]

Never accept blood from strangers. Your mother taught you well.

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Goes to stand next to Kara and Eye.

Offers a Blood bag to Duncan as he takes a seat next to her.

Thanks, but I'm full up. [That is my stock answer, whether or not I'm thirsty.]

Suit yourself.

Shrugs and noms on that blood bag as well

Careful with those bloodbags. I've just checked my icehouse. There are some of the "special" ones for my volunteers missing...

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From my private stash I wouldn't feed from blood bags I found just lying around you know.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

This thread has enough violence.

*Pockets broken items and heals own wounds*
*Goes by Feral and gives fresh bone, and proceeds to pet*

*accepts the bone, starts munching, ang emitts contented noises*

eye of the divine wrote:

From my private stash I wouldn't feed from blood bags I found just lying around you know.

Careful, you never know what the Ravnos will try....

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