This is bullshit

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Jad.3 wrote:: Yay the fun has started! *Uses Animalism 5 on Saulot*

*Starts "breathing" heavily, trying to retain composure and not attack anyone*
Somebody...HELP...

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:13 pm

Zer0Morph wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:: Don't think so. But if they were there, maybe they landed somewhere else.

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Probably in Peru, South America. Who else made the Nazca lines?

Humans. Same species that made the pyramids, Stonehenge, etc. Those who say that we needed alien help to build these artifacts underestimate what clever little monkeys humans can be.

Also one of the (many) reasons I don't like the Transformers movie. All of our technology in the past ~80 years is based on reverse engineering alien robots? Please. It's insulting to everyone who made breakthroughs in solid-state electronics.

Sorry for the rant, but this "alien astronaut" theory is a pet peeve of mine.

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:: Yay the fun has started! *Uses Animalism 5 on Saulot*

*Starts "breathing" heavily, trying to retain composure and not attack anyone*
Somebody...HELP...

Hmm... thought you had to be near frenzy yourself in order to transfer your Beast to someone else. Jad.3 didn't seem Beastly enough...

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

*In a monstrous voice* DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE MEEE?
LETTING ME HAVE THIS WRETCH IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW YOU YOUR WEAKNESSES!
*Attacks Jad.3*

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:47 pm

What Jad? *puf!* and some owl dissapears in the trees...

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Jad.3 wrote:: What Jad? *puf!* and some owl dissapears in the trees...

Whahahah....AHAHA...IM FREE!

*Runs off howling into the night*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Stakes rampaging Sally and casually carries him over shoulder*
My job would've been a lot more boring if not for these moments What a Face

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:46 pm

Why doesn't he just hand a neon sign on his back? Laughing

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

*Dodges stake and in what sounds like a voice of Legion*
Ohoho~
Did you honestly think you would get us?
The freed beast of Jad and the beast of Sally in one body.
MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
*Forms into a grotesque being, complete with bones breaking and reforming and muscles ripping*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Don't spend too much blood doing that, gotta live too What a Face

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Karavolos wrote:: Don't spend too much blood doing that, gotta live too

*In an almost delighted tone, but still in legion voice*
Why of course! I do feel hungry at the moment, and a certain craving too! Tasting the blood dipped in lies and deceit, the fine wine of the blood of the dead clan Ravnos. Will have to savor though, since they are nearly extinct too.
*lunges*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Keeps a pattern of vanishing and appearing in an attempt of staking before vanishing again*

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Karavolos wrote:: *Keeps a pattern of vanishing and appearing in an attempt of staking before vanishing again*

You can't hide from something that can see through you!
*Third Eye forcibly rips open, and is crying blood from dual Jad.3 and own frenzy*

Please vanish warmly until the third eye spots the real you. Then at that point, your soul is mine!

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Is not among any of the attackers*
Time to abandon ship.
*Salutes from afar and flees*

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

*using Auspex 4*
(DONT LEAVE ME HERE. GET JAD AND FORCE HIM TO TAKE BACK HIS BEAST. OR NACH.)

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

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Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

AHAHAHA!
There there *claw like hand pats third eye* dont worry, you have us now! We'll keep you company...for all eternity. What a Face

We cant make you stop looking, but if it helps...*Claw hand gouges out third eye*
Then never see anymore!
*Insert horrible legion voice laughter here*

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Wha the ... ? OK, who gave the Soulsucker too much happy juice? Suspect

Alright then. I may not have enough Potence to punch through your Fortitude, but I can still wrestle you.

*grabs the Soulsucker and pins him down*

Good thing frenzying prevents you from using your fancy soulsucking powers. Anyway, it's time for you to cut it out and get to your senses.

*Song of Serenity*

Feelig better?

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Leans back in sun chair and enjoying the show*

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Dragatus wrote:: Wha the ... ? OK, who gave the Soulsucker too much happy juice?

Alright then. I may not have enough Potence to punch through your Fortitude, but I can still wrestle you.

*grabs the Soulsucker and pins him down*

Good thing frenzying prevents you from using your fancy soulsucking powers. Anyway, it's time for you to cut it out and get to your senses.

*Song of Serenity*

Feelig better?

*Twitching like crazy*

He-he l-ll-left me with h-his b-b-beast...

Goddamn. It burns. *Still notices that body is transformed like a monstrosity*

Uck...the nearest sewer is in the middle of the road and the Nosferatu might think of me to be one of Nach's creations.

And...*Puts a clawed finger into third eyesocket and screams*

CAN OBEAH HEAL THAT!? I know that Nach more or less would need to reform my body to human resemblance but THE THIRD EYE...

*Reaches into Kara's pocket, takes a blood pack and promptly noms on it*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

That's a bag of coffee, Sally.
Don't ask why I carry around a bag of it What a Face

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:12 pm

*Runs in using celerity to see what's going on*

"What the hell is going on here?!?!" Mad

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

The transformation wasn't something that was supposed to happen. Looks like you've been hanging out too much with the Ladyfiend and some of her fleshcrafting rubbed off on you.

Don't worry about the eye. A bit of blood and a good day's rest and it'll grow back. Here, you can have a bit of my vitae if you want. Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:14 pm

Dragatus wrote:: Here, you can have a bit of my vitae if you want.

Don't do it, Sally!!

*Speeds down to the nearest blood bank to pick up a few bags for Sally*

Hang on Sally, I'll be right back! pale

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Or you can have a blood bag or two What a Face

As for what happened: Jad used a high-end Animalism to make Sally lose his shit and rampage, which caused him to look like the bastard son of Chutulu What a Face

He's fine now if you're curious.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:21 pm

*Arrives back holding 2 blood bags*

Oh so he's fine now? Great ok... so I stomped on a kitten in a hurry for nothing, wonderful! cat