This is bullshit

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

The kitten is in a better place full of cat-sized bikes and petting What a Face

I think Sally would appreciate the blood offered, he needs it.
But how come you're so nice for a Brujah? What a Face

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

He can still use the bloodbags. Better give them to him. And better not mention the kitty to Voraxith.

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Karavolos wrote:: That's a bag of coffee, Sally.
Don't ask why I carry around a bag of it

*Hacks up ashes in Kara's general direction*

Were you using True Heart's Desire? I've been craving caffine for weeks.

Karavolos wrote:: Or you can have a blood bag or two
As for what happened: Jad used a high-end Animalism to make Sally lose his shit and rampage, which caused him to look like the bastard son of Chutulu
He's fine now if you're curious.

I look more like a love child of Fenrir and Justitia from Bayonetta. Either way, a complete mess.
I normally dont care how I look, but I don't look THAT horrible... Do I?

Zer0Morph wrote:: *Runs in using celerity to see what's going on*
"What the hell is going on here?!?!"

Ask Jad.3
Or his ashes.
Depends on whether or not I get to him first.

But other than that, thanks for the blood packs.

Dragatus wrote:: The transformation wasn't something that was supposed to happen. Looks like you've been hanging out too much with the Ladyfiend and some of her fleshcrafting rubbed off on you.

Don't worry about the eye. A bit of blood and a good day's rest and it'll grow back. Here, you can have a bit of my vitae if you want. Twisted Evil

Well, I do tend to the experiments and I am a step blood bonded to her, not to mention the dual frenzy of my beast and Jad.3s.

And please, I'd rather have a bloodpack. I appreciate the offer, but with you being a Tremere and trying to make my clan extinct, not to mention a dually rapacious blood thirst...let's just say it would never work and that I wouldn't want to drain too much.

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:27 pm

Karavolos wrote:: I think Sally would appreciate the blood offered, he needs it.
But how come you're so nice for a Brujah?

*Hands the blood bags to Sally*

I feel pity for the Soulsucker. We've both been wrongly pursecuted over the century. He by the Baali and Tremere and me... well, by society and it's governments! RAWRRRR!! Mad

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Karavolos wrote:: The kitten is in a better place full of cat-sized bikes and petting

I think Sally would appreciate the blood offered, he needs it.
But how come you're so nice for a Brujah?

Just because Brujah have less tolerance for bullsh*t doesnt mean that they cant be nice.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

I wasn't going to let you suck on me directly, I'd give it to you in a cup. But you're better off with the bloodpacks. Now shhhh! No more using the bad word.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

SaulottheGentle wrote:: Were you using True Heart's Desire? I've been craving caffine for weeks.

Nope, it's a coincidence.
Fun when the Ventrue are involved What a Face

SaulottheGentle wrote:: I don't look THAT horrible... Do I?

Maybe

SaulottheGentle wrote:: Just because Brujah have less tolorance for bullsh*t doesnt mean that they cant be nice.

It's usually more a "Hey man, we're cool. *Pat on back*" rather than a "Oh noes! You poor poor being! D-do you want me to find a doctor for you? <8 (" when the Brujah are involved, which is what I was getting at.

Zer0Morph wrote:: I feel pity for the Soulsucker. We've both been wrongly pursecuted over the century. He by the Baali and Tremere and me...

The quote "You cannot hide your horns, devil man" is so delicious right now What a Face

Aaah the shitstorm that was Carthage. Fun times.

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Zer0Morph wrote:

Karavolos wrote:: I think Sally would appreciate the blood offered, he needs it.
But how come you're so nice for a Brujah?

*Hands the blood bags to Sally*

I feel pity for the Soulsucker. We've both been wrongly pursecuted over the century. He by the Baali and Tremere and me... well, by society and it's governments! RAWRRRR!! Mad

Thank you Zer0. Hold on a moment.
*Uses Animalism 2, a stepped on cat appears*
*Uses Obeah 3, but winces in pain due to temporary lack of third eye*
There, kitty is better.
And my apologies for doing that but I hate holding debts. It's the least I could do for the blood packs.

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Looks like someone is back to normal. Rolling Eyes

My work here is apparently done. See you later.

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Dragatus wrote:: Looks like someone is back to normal.

My work here is apparently done. See you later.

WAIT. *Tries to grab shoulder but accidentally cuts it with nails*
ACK. Sorry D: *Uses Obeah 3, grimaces*

Can't you change back my form? With that one path of Thaumaturgy...what was it called...all I remember was that it had to do with trying to mirror Vicissitude? Nach's house is locked up tighter than Fort Knox, and the punishments for breaking in or attempting to do so are MUCH worse.

And THEN there's the matter of Jad.3s beast. Lugging it around along with my own...nevermind, it's my cross to bear.
*Uses Animalism 2, A flock of crows appear*
Find Jad.3 and give him an invitation to Nach's manor. You know what to do.
*The murder dissipates into the night, noms down a blood pack*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Casually opens the door*

I love proving points What a Face

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Karavolos wrote:: *Casually opens the door*

I love proving points

Remember what I said? The walls have eyes, doorways have teeth and the welcome mat has a trap door hidden underneath it. Nach's definition of "breaking and entering" pretty much means "No uninvited guests or people not bound to me".

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

We're not "uninvited guests" though.
We're servants who have permission from Nach to stay in the house during our time of service unless she specifically states otherwise.
I also got this nifty key What a Face

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:01 pm

*Realizing he hasn't been living up to his stereotype, I casually walk down to the local watering hole to contemplate my latest addon to TFN 1.2*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Going from 3rd to 1st person in the same quote like a boss What a Face

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Karavolos wrote:: We're not "uninvited guests" though.
We're servants who have permission from Nach to stay in the house during our time of service unless she specifically states otherwise.
I also got this nifty key

I can't hold small objects with these hands. Could you please open the door? I know you say that I have to learn to do things on my own, but my hands are literally...*looks back down at claws*...clawed? My hand works more or less like a retractable knife.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Karavolos wrote:: *Casually opens the door*

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Karavolos wrote:

Karavolos wrote:: *Casually opens the door*

Thanks.
Now how to explain to Nach that this was frenzy induced and not by some rival Tzimizce or Tremere.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

My advice is to tell the truth pure and simple, guardians tend to appreciate honesty with full details What a Face

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:14 pm

Karavolos wrote:: Going from 3rd to 1st person in the same quote like a boss

FU! I know I suck at this... lol Razz

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:13 am

*laughing his beak off*
(Would've reacted sooner, but I got no mails.)
Let's say I take the Beast back Smile

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Sally, I'm curious which one it is that's giving you so much trouble. Is it "keep", "my", "clan", or "a secret"? I can provide a dictionary. Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:38 am

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Karavolos wrote:: We're not "uninvited guests" though.
We're servants who have permission from Nach to stay in the house during our time of service unless she specifically states otherwise.
I also got this nifty key

I can't hold small objects with these hands. Could you please open the door? I know you say that I have to learn to do things on my own, but my hands are literally...*looks back down at claws*...clawed? My hand works more or less like a retractable knife.

What an adventure have I missed... Don't worry about the claws, get used to them Twisted Evil

As for the Thaumaturgy Path, I belive you had Mastery of the Mortal Coil in mind... Do go to Claudia. She will help you. And add to your Fortitude... In a way Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: This is bullshit Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:29 pm

Zer0Morph wrote:

Karavolos wrote:: Going from 3rd to 1st person in the same quote like a boss

FU! I know I suck at this... lol Razz

It's just practice. You should come play in the RP you know Very Happy

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

Feral wrote:

SaulottheGentle wrote:

Karavolos wrote:: We're not "uninvited guests" though.
We're servants who have permission from Nach to stay in the house during our time of service unless she specifically states otherwise.
I also got this nifty key

I can't hold small objects with these hands. Could you please open the door? I know you say that I have to learn to do things on my own, but my hands are literally...*looks back down at claws*...clawed? My hand works more or less like a retractable knife.

What an adventure have I missed... Don't worry about the claws, get used to them Twisted Evil

As for the Thaumaturgy Path, I belive you had Mastery of the Mortal Coil in mind... Do go to Claudia. She will help you. And add to your Fortitude... In a way Twisted Evil

*believe

And...no. Going to Nach brb.