Vampires and fairy tales

What wouldd happen if:

-the queen in Snowwhite was a Lasombra?
Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the best looking of them all?"
Mirror: "Dunno, I can't see you..."

-or a Malk?
Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the best looking of them all?"
Mirror: "Now I'm cracked. That's seven years of bad luck for you..."

-a Nossie perhaps?
Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the best looking of them all?"
Mirror:

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Or Gangrel:

Queen: "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the best looking of them all?"
Mirror: "Poodle contest is held at vet's, not here"

Or Tzimisce.
Or not... It doesn't bear thinking about...