4 Caines?!

By now we have 4 Caines on the forum.
Didn't even know Adam had that many children.
Four brother-slayers, 4 slewn brothers, and at least one surviving son and a few daughters to breed humanity. Poor Eve, being pregnant so often...

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Well, making kids is fun

Tell me about it, I'm already the fifth in the making

Karavolos wrote:

Tell me about it, I'm already the fifth in the making

You mean, you're the fifth or you are making the fifth? Is your significant other ok with you f... doing and writing at the same time?

The former.

Good relationship.
"Honey, let's make another baby."
"Sure go ahead, I'll just write about it on the forum."

Meh, I'm out of practice.

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Yea, I know that, depending on what they're currently smoking, some cosmologists bablle about multiple universes. But from a linguistic point of view, there can only be one of the bloody things...

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Jad.3 wrote:

Good relationship.
"Honey, let's make another baby."
"Sure go ahead, I'll just write about it on the forum."

Meh, I'm out of practice.

I would not say you lack forum practice...
Asfor writing on the forum during sex, that would need therapy. Sexoholism is bad for health. Besides, you need to have priorities.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Yea, I know that, depending on what they're currently smoking, some cosmologists bablle about multiple universes. But from a linguistic point of view, there can only be one of the bloody things...

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Look what you made me do.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Yea, I know that, depending on what they're currently smoking, some cosmologists bablle about multiple universes. But from a linguistic point of view, there can only be one of the bloody things...

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You have seen werewolves, zombies and many other creatures of the night, you yourself are a vampire of a clan weird even amongst the kindred, yet it's the multiverse theory that sounds crazy?

I'm not weird, I just happen to perceive the world with less filters than most others...

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Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

You have seen werewolves, zombies and many other creatures of the night, you yourself are a vampire of a clan weird even amongst the kindred, yet it's the multiverse theory that sounds crazy?

And that may be the exact proof the cosmologists may need to halve the dose of whatever they are taking...

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Much more likely that Caine and/or some of his childer manipulated 4 younger Kindred into thinking they are Caine himself. (Or made 4 mortals think they are Kindred.)

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Much more likely that Caine and/or some of his childer manipulated 4 younger Kindred into thinking they are Caine himself.  (Or made 4 mortals think they are Kindred.)

Layer upon layer of vile manipulation. And to peel them to see the truth is like to peel an onion...

Feral wrote:

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Much more likely that Caine and/or some of his childer manipulated 4 younger Kindred into thinking they are Caine himself.  (Or made 4 mortals think they are Kindred.)

Layer upon layer of vile manipulation. And to peel them to see the truth is like to peel an onion...

Makes you want to chop it, throw on a pan, mix with eggs, add salt and pieces of salami, old dumpling, pepper and serve with a pickle?

Implying making a kid with the need of another meatbag isn't pleb-tier childmaking.

A child born out of the parent's own body with Vicissitude is favored by the Eldest and Kupala and bound to have a life of bliss.

...ew. Human reproduction is disgusting enough without adding Vicissitude to the mix.

In regards to the 4 C's: clearly they've all been possessed by the real Caine, who is speaking through them. Of course he needs to possess all of them simultaneously because... um... um?

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Implying making a kid with the need of another meatbag isn't pleb-tier childmaking.

A child born out of the parent's own body with Vicissitude is favored by the Eldest and Kupala and bound to have a life of bliss.

Dunno, man... Feels like masturbation to me. But hey, whatever rocks your boat.

Jad.3 wrote:

Feral wrote:

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Nosferatu's Childe wrote:

Maybe there's just 4 alternate universes and they each have their own Caine, and the forum is just the merging point of all universes.

Much more likely that Caine and/or some of his childer manipulated 4 younger Kindred into thinking they are Caine himself. (Or made 4 mortals think they are Kindred.)

Layer upon layer of vile manipulation. And to peel them to see the truth is like to peel an onion...

Makes you want to chop it, throw on a pan, mix with eggs, add salt and pieces of salami, old dumpling, pepper and serve with a pickle?

No, makes me want to cry.

I know this sounds crazy, but what if "Cain" is just a silly forum rank with no real significance whatsoever? Do you guys thinks this is at all possible?

Nah, I'm sure there's a secret meaning behind it, like maybe only one of them is the real Caine and the others are blasphemers pretending to be the dark lord of the sith.......I mean vampires

Dragatus wrote:

I know this sounds crazy, but what if "Cain" is just a silly forum rank with no real significance whatsoever? Do you guys thinks this is at all possible?

What is this "forum" you speak of?

Sorry Jad, Tremere secrets.

Dragatus wrote:

Sorry Jad, Tremere secrets.

It's an artificial thing to emulate the Malkavian Madness Network. Works pretty well: Instead of giving them insight, it only keeps them occupied and prevents them from doing real harm.

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