I. This is Thy code, and Thine alone
II. Nobody shalt be able to understand it but Thou
III. Not even Thou after Thou hast finished
IV. Thou shalt not comment
V. Thou shalt not use significant function names
VI. Thou shalt not declare variables
VII. Thy text variables shalt be named a,b,c
VIII. Thy integer variables shalt be called i,j,k
IX. Thy float variables shalt be named x,y,z
X. Thou shalt never write documentations