Potence user needed

Hey suckers all around!
I need to learn potence within the week. I have agreed to play Santa for the clan's christmas party next weekend, and the bloody reindeers absolutely refuse to fly...

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Go for Vora. He could be persuaded to pull your sleigh, I am sure. Maybe even get some friends to help, if he happens to stop by the Chantry.  

Vora is lost somewhere in Skyrim. Use a Brujah, they're expendable.

Feral wrote:

Go for Vora. He could be persuaded to pull your sleigh, I am sure. Maybe even get some friends to help, if he happens to stop by the Chantry.  

Visiting the chantry isn't a good idea. It usually ends up with the need for some major city redecoration.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Vora is lost somewhere in Skyrim. Use a Brujah, they're expendable.

No chance of that. Party is Malk only. And our door guard is not the guy the LA Giovanni have.  
You have invitation?

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Fix with Claudia to teach me Flight, then I could pull. Unless your doormen is lupophobic. XD

Feral wrote:

Fix with Claudia to teach me Flight, then I could pull. Unless your doormen is lupophobic. XD

Not lupophobic. But he's the worst pyromaniacal bastard ever to be seen. Got a flamethrower and is more trigger-happy'n a texan SWAT leader on Adrenaline. Goes medieval on anybody who can't dementate...

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Fix with Claudia to teach me Flight, then I could pull. Unless your doormen is lupophobic. XD

Not lupophobic. But he's the worst pyromaniacal bastard ever to be seen. Got a flamethrower and is more trigger-happy'n a texan SWAT leader on Adrenaline. Goes medieval on anybody who can't dementate...

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Dementia is a no go for me... But my boss says I am sclerotic. Does it suffice?

Potence?  No problem.  Only hitch is you have nothing I want.  I don't want any of your tainted Malk blood, don't want to learn Dementation.  ("Gee, teach me how to be crazy like you!"  Yeah, right.)  Don't want to learn Obfuscate -- that's not who I am -- and I wouldn't learn Auspex from a Malkavian... they might teach me to see things I don't want to see.  Besides... I might know it already.  (I hate to advertise.)

Oh, what the hell... I'll teach you Potence, just to see the fireworks.  Not at your lab though... some abandoned quarry or construction site, where there's plenty of heavy stuff to break and throw around. Um, spectators are not advised, for their own safety.

I would love to learn Dementation. It is extremely useful in combat and extremely broken.

PGM1961 wrote:

Potence?  No problem.  Only hitch is you have nothing I want.  I don't want any of your tainted Malk blood, don't want to learn Dementation.  ("Gee, teach me how to be crazy like you!"  Yeah, right.)  Don't want to learn Obfuscate -- that's not who I am -- and I wouldn't learn Auspex from a Malkavian... they might teach me to see things I don't want to see.  Besides... I might know it already.  (I hate to advertise.)

Being able to see what you don't want to see. Isn't that what Auspex is all about?

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Oh, what the hell... I'll teach you Potence, just to see the fireworks.  Not at your lab though... some abandoned quarry or construction site, where there's plenty of heavy stuff to break and throw around.  Um, spectators are not advised, for their own safety.

Thanks. You think the reindeers will like the experience of flying?  

Feral wrote:

Dementia is a no go for me... But my boss says I am sclerotic. Does it suffice?

Nope. If you can't dementate the dummy you get napalmed.

joemarra052075 wrote:

I would love to learn Dementation. It is extremely useful in combat and extremely broken.

I don't teach it. I just use it on people who ask for it...
Btw, I believe you start feeling like a frog about NOW. So hop off to the next pond and go ribbit...

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joemarra052075 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

I don't teach it. I just use it on people who ask for it...
Btw, I believe you start feeling like a frog about NOW. So hop off to the next pond and go ribbit...

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Jad.3 wrote:

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joemarra052075 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

I don't teach it. I just use it on people who ask for it...
Btw, I believe you start feeling like a frog about NOW. So hop off to the next pond and go ribbit...

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Runs away after spending the willpower

The last wall has been breached. The RPG has reached the forum. Soon RPG characters will stop in the middle of a dialogue and say "Do you think Requiem was a good system?".

I say we all dance naked around bonfires.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Thanks. You think the reindeers will like the experience of flying?

Hey, what you do with your reindeer is your business.

PGM1961 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Thanks. You think the reindeers will like the experience of flying?

Hey, what you do with your reindeer is your business.

Unless Animal Rights Commission or other Greenpeace are around...

ThePhilosopher wrote:

The last wall has been breached. The RPG has reached the forum. Soon RPG characters will stop in the middle of a dialogue and say "Do you think Requiem was a good system?".

I say we all dance naked around bonfires.

What is wrong with dancing naked around bonefires? Sounds like a good idea for Games of Instinct or other Ignoblis Ritae.

As for RPing... What's new?

Feral wrote:

PGM1961 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Thanks. You think the reindeers will like the experience of flying?

Hey, what you do with your reindeer is your business.

Unless Animal Rights Commission or other Greenpeace are around...

Greenpeace... a bunch of tree-hugging pussies, controlled by the Garou.

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

Feral wrote:

PGM1961 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Thanks. You think the reindeers will like the experience of flying?

Hey, what you do with your reindeer is your business.

Unless Animal Rights Commission or other Greenpeace are around...

Greenpeace... a bunch of tree-hugging pussies, controlled by the Garou.

Or Gangrel...  

Gangrel are Garou cosplayers. Come dance around the bonfire, Feral.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Gangrel are Garou cosplayers.

LMFAO

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Come dance around the bonfire, Feral.

Hey Philo, can I pour this into the bonfire? *holds up a suspicious looking, nearly completely rusted canister, painted olive green, probably US Army late 1960s, early 70s*

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*stops dancing*
*sniffs the canister*
*gets the f*** out, fetching Philo by the neck on the way out*