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let em see if I have this correctly:
Tzimisce resides inside Saulot, who has possessed Tremeres body, who has possessed Goratrixes body, who lives in a mirror.
And we are STILL insisting that the other 'clans' are more than just prominent malkavian bloodlines?

incidentally, this hunter scares me.

malak wrote:

let em see if I have this correctly:
Tzimisce resides inside Saulot, who has possessed Tremeres body, who has possessed Goratrixes body, who lives in a mirror.

Sort of. More like Tzimisce bids his time inside Tremere's body which is currently controlled by Saulot, while Goratrix screams inside of a mirror...

Feral wrote:

malak wrote:

let em see if I have this correctly:
Tzimisce resides inside Saulot, who has possessed Tremeres body, who has possessed Goratrixes body, who lives in a mirror.

Sort of. More like Tzimisce bids his time inside Tremere's body which is currently controlled by Saulot, while Goratrix screams inside of a mirror...

...and Augustus still waits for Venice to get flooded, so he can call himself a proper antediluvian...
...Troile has eaten her sire for whatever reason...
...The egyptians believe the are the childer of some heathen god...
And you call me mad?!?. Of course watching the whole street theatre called jihad certainly drives you insane...

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[Tzimisce] isn't "inside" [Tremere], rather, the Eldest has control of all those of his blood. Tremere Clan was made with Tzim blood, so they are in a way infected.

In any case, it's a clusterfuck

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Money won't make you happy, but it can give you one hell of a boob job.

I feel like an idiot, I just realized this was the console command.
Been too long since I cheated.

malak wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Money won't make you happy, but it can give you one hell of a boob job.

I feel like an idiot, I just realized this was the console command.
Been too long since I cheated.

I award you the "golden snail" for the fastest uptake of the century.  

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I'm a sneaky ninja, son.

According to this...

Lindsay Lohan wrote:

...Think positive and pray for peace.

Well, when Noah did that, he was told to build the arc.
So when Lindsay prays, she'll probably be told to build a farmhouse and practise singing "Ding Dong, the witch is dead!"  

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P.S. If you want to return home, don't forget to take the red boots. Following the yellow sick toad will get you nowhere...

but what if I fricassee said toad? that should get me somewhen.

malak wrote:

but what if I fricassee said toad? that should get me somewhen.

Yep, to lunchtime...  

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malak wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Money won't make you happy, but it can give you one hell of a boob job.

I feel like an idiot, I just realized this was the console command.
Been too long since I cheated.

It gets funnier. Add

Money "xx"

to the Autoexec.cfg file(replacing xx with the desired value)in the 'vampire/cfg/', and the game will do it for you.

Money 99
mein gott, the intro!

WTF Vienna ?
(/managed to avoid most of the Eurovision.. mostly because we ended up being LAST XD )

Claudia wrote:

-snip-
WTF Vienna ?
(managed to avoid most of the Eurovision.. mostly because we ended up being LAST XD )

What's that? Tremere and Goratrix preparing for a visit in Bayreuth?

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That's what happens when you don't use exorcism on fags.   

ThePhilosopher wrote:

That's what happens when you don't use exorcism on fags.   

I feel mortally offended, dear sire. It is your privilege as the challenged party to choose weapons. Do you prefer sabres or pistols?

As for your information, I am nothing like the abomination above, nor into it.
I look and carry myself manly, and expect others to do it too, with the obvious exception of women.

This creature on the picture... Excuse me, but I feel a powerful urge to wash...

Has Feral really gone public??

Jad.3 wrote:

Has Feral really gone public??

Long time ago...
*licks Jad across the face and nuzzles*



Sorry, couldn't help myself. Rest assured it was out of my canine-ish nature, not any unwholesome urges. I would need to see you to possibly get those.  

Feral is gay?!?!?? When the hell did that happen? Why wasn't I notified?   

It happened when he started watching Teen Wolf.

I thought the policy on such matters was to not inform the Americans since you seem to panic at the slightest hint of sex/sexuality

Zer0Morph wrote:

Feral is gay?!?!?? When the hell did that happen? Why wasn't I notified?   

I always assume it's a character, just like I RP an 80-year old, extreme right wing, ultra christian, homophobe Clint Eastwood.

Feral wrote:

I feel mortally offended, dear sire. It is your privilege as the challenged party to choose weapons. Do you prefer sabres or pistols?

The power of Christ compels you!

Notified? Why, you interested, Zer0?

Zer0Morph wrote:

Feral is gay?!?!?? When the hell did that happen? Why wasn't I notified?   

aand I no longer feel slow for the money thing. :p