I AM A GOD

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Someone write me scriptures to properly incorporate me into the TCI Pantheon please What a Face

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:27 pm

Sorry. Ravnos can't get the state of "Elder God". No can do.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

For now, simple divinity will suffice for my tastes What a Face

Where are my scriptures and churches? I want people boosting my ego bounce

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:33 pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Awesome post and CONGRATULATIONS on reaching Caine status! Not many have achieved such an honor here at the TCI forums!!!

I AM A GOD Bow-down-kowtow-to-the-leader

I AM A GOD Bow-down-kowtow-to-the-leader

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:37 pm

Caine status? It's probably just an illusion. He is Ravnos after all.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Indeed, indeed! Currently the Pantheon includes:
Claudia the Lorey
Malkav the Crazy
Zer0 the Moddy
Feral the Furry
Karavolos the Youngly

All we need now is a bio What a Face

Ps. Malkav is crazy, don't listen to him.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:42 pm

Malkav is about to transcend God soon.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:20 pm

...and to think that somebody said titles were stupid and unnecessary and here we have Karavolos celebrating his new status. That 'somebody' was obviously wrong. Congratulations Karavolos!

Antediluvian Posts : 766 Join date : 2012-10-06 Age : 28

ALL HAIL KARAVOLOS, THE MASTER OF REALITY AND RAVNOS
*WORSHIPWORSHIPWORSHIP*

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:37 pm

*Baali countermeasure* I'd raise one more rank, as to add Human on the first rank and make Caine even harder to reach Twisted Evil

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Zer0Morph wrote:: ...and to think that somebody said titles were stupid and unnecessary and here we have Karavolos celebrating his new status. That 'somebody' was obviously wrong. Congratulations Karavolos!

It's fun to look at and gives a small degree of bragging rights. Now I can legitimately go down the street, approach a random woman and go "hey babe, I'm a Caine on Team Camarilla Wink

"; how could she resist?

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:09 pm

Easy

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Maybe we should just give up on women, eh Zer0? Crying or Very sad

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:01 pm

Cretino wrote:: *Baali countermeasure* I'd raise one more rank, as to add Human on the first rank and make Caine even harder to reach

But what about us Ghouls then?

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:49 am

Karavolos wrote:: Maybe we should just give up on women, eh Zer0?

You right bro, boys are better and they ain't get knocked up!

Congrats, BTW.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:35 am

http://bacchusresurrexit.deviantart.com/art/Cain-Cain-Caine-Kain-Khaine-and-Kane-504921767
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megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

CIAPHAS CAIN: HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! PEACE THROUGH POWER; STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY; KANE LIVES IN DEATH! By the bloody hand of Khaine, I'm now done.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:49 am

Congratulations on your ascension Kara. Now get over here and let me Diablerize you already. Razz

Claudia wrote:: http://bacchusresurrexit.deviantart.com/art/Cain-Cain-Caine-Kain-Khaine-and-Kane-504921767

You forgot Cane.
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megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Nachtrae wrote:: Congratulations on your ascension Kara. Now get over here and let me Diablerize you already.

Nah, good one about Cane though What a Face

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:02 pm

Who's the real Kain?

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

We may never know.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:57 pm

So what are the perks of worshiping you?

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:27 pm

Karavolos wrote:: We may never know.

Sure you know, you're talking to him right now, HAHA! Razz

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Fair enough Razz

Having to think up perks to be worshiped though is far too much work for my liking. I think I'll just be a lazy and laid back god instead, watching the comings and goings of the lessers around me What a Face

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Zer0Morph wrote:: Awesome post and CONGRATULATIONS on reaching Caine status! Not many have achieved such an honor here at the TCI forums!!!

I always perform poorly on systems that only measure quantity of posts. But I'm getting there.