I AM A GOD

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

1481 posts on his wall..!

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:38 pm

Dragatus wrote:: I always perform poorly on systems that only measure quantity of posts. But I'm getting there.

You could always do what Karavolos did and just make lots of garbage posts about nothing! HAHAHAHA! Razz

Just kidding, Kara, you know I love you!

*pats the new god on the head*

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:44 pm

Zer0Morph wrote:: Just kidding, Kara, you know I love you!

*pats the new god on the head*

*sits by Kara and does hurt puppy eyes*

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

*Pats Feral*
We're all gods together; quick, pat Zer0 and make a chain! What a Face

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:57 pm

Karavolos wrote:: *Pats Feral*
We're all gods together; quick, pat Zer0 and make a chain!

A chain? With handcuffs?!?! bounce

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:08 pm

Zer0Morph wrote:

Karavolos wrote:: *Pats Feral*
We're all gods together; quick, pat Zer0 and make a chain! :face:

A chain? With handcuffs?!?! :bounce:

Shall we get the tail plugs too?

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:09 pm

*leaves the thread*

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:12 pm

Nachtrae wrote:: :suspect:
*leaves the thread*

:lol!:

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:21 pm

Chains? Handcuffs? Tail plugs? Shocked

Dafuk I just read!? You watch GayTube or what? What next, full latex catsuit? affraid

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

If you are going to be wearing it, it'll be more of a dogsuit.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:27 pm

Feral wrote:: Chains? Handcuffs? Tail plugs?:shock: :shock: :shock:

Dafuk I just read!? You watch GayTube or what? What next, full latex catsuit? :affraid:

End result is all the same no?

I'm too fat for latex catsuit though :P

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

There is always someone somewhere who can custom-make stuff for your convenience.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:30 pm

And it somehow all turned into VtMB BDSM Gay Puppyplay Edition... What on Earth went wrong with this thread...?

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Welcome to TCI What a Face

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

It's not entirely gay. We still have one girl hanging around, even if the other one bolted.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:32 pm

Feral wrote:: And it somehow all turned into VtMB BDSM Gay Puppyplay Edition... What on Earth went wrong with this thread...?

It had the bad fortune to be posted on the TCI forum. Shocked

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:33 pm

Feral wrote:: And it somehow all turned into VtMB BDSM Gay Puppyplay Edition... What on Earth went wrong with this thread...? :no:

The pervy Nossie got active again :P

Quote :: There is always someone somewhere who can custom-make stuff for your convenience.

I prefer baggy clothes, don't think it'd be a good look somehow >_>

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:35 pm

Karavolos wrote:: There is always someone somewhere who can custom-make stuff for your convenience.

I was on my way out then I heard this Ravnos' comment and I cannot help but wonder what else Malkav did to him besides changing his title.

WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANTS TO SEE A NOSFERATU IN A LATEX CATSUIT WITH A TAILPLUG AND HANDCUFFS

And they say Tzimisce are depraved monsters....

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

The catsuit covers most of the skin. A gimp mask would cover the face too. Sounds like a pretty sensible thing for someone to wish a Nossie would wear.

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:37 pm

Nachtrae wrote:: WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANTS TO SEE A NOSFERATU IN A LATEX CATSUIT WITH A TAILPLUG AND HANDCUFFS

Plus side to that scene would be they could do a good mask of a thousand faces xD

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:38 pm

still does not hide the various deformities, even assuming that an average Nosferatu could fit that mask over its face.
Nor will it hide the sewer smell.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Besides, I'd be surprised if anyone in this place is even remotely serious anymore; bar Queen Fiend herself What a Face

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:39 pm

Nachtrae wrote:: WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANTS TO SEE A NOSFERATU IN A LATEX CATSUIT WITH A TAILPLUG AND HANDCUFFS

Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn about it.

lol!

Subject: Re: I AM A GOD Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:39 pm

eye of the divine wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:: WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANTS TO SEE A NOSFERATU IN A LATEX CATSUIT WITH A TAILPLUG AND HANDCUFFS

Plus side to that scene would be they could do a good mask of a thousand faces xD

Now I have this uncomfortable feeling that if I ever walk into V.V.'s bar and turn on Auspex that I'll see a Nosferatu dancing on the pole.... Suspect

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

Nachtrae wrote:: still does not hide the various deformities, even assuming that an average Nosferatu could fit that mask over its face.
Nor will it hide the sewer smell.

that's why we don't heighten our sense of smell around them.