I AM A GOD

Then be glad that Vesuvius is Elysium...

Nachtrae wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANTS TO SEE A NOSFERATU IN A LATEX CATSUIT WITH A TAILPLUG AND HANDCUFFS

Plus side to that scene would be they could do a good mask of a thousand faces xD

Now I have this uncomfortable feeling that if I ever walk into V.V.'s bar and turn on Auspex that I'll see a Nosferatu dancing on the pole.... :suspect:

This wouldn't at all surprise me xD

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Besides, I'd be surprised if anyone in this place is even remotely serious anymore; bar Queen Fiend herself

I actually think the higher end tails look quite nice but they tend to be real tails

Feral wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANTS TO SEE A NOSFERATU IN A LATEX CATSUIT WITH A TAILPLUG AND HANDCUFFS

Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn about it.

I just searched for Nosferatu rule34 and I can confirm this.

I actually found a picture of Imalia.

-sigh- alright.
If someone gets me a spare spinalcord, rip it out of something fuzzy if you want, of decent size I shall then craft it to you and make it work like an actual functional tail.

I will of course require a little bit of repayment if you want this tail to serve an actual practical purpose as well like say, adorned with spikes or having a whip like flexibility.

Nachtrae wrote:

-sigh- alright.
If someone gets me a spare spinalcord, rip it out of something fuzzy if you want, of decent size I shall then craft it to you and make it work like an actual functional tail.

I will of course require a little bit of repayment if you want this tail to serve an actual practical purpose as well like say, adorned with spikes or having a whip like flexibility.

*cough*

No offence I wouldn't trust a Tzimisce to keep a square deal to save my unlife

Nachtrae wrote:

-sigh- alright.
If someone gets me a spare spinalcord, rip it out of something fuzzy if you want, of decent size I shall then craft it to you and make it work like an actual functional tail.

I will of course require a little bit of repayment if you want this tail to serve an actual practical purpose as well like say, adorned with spikes or having a whip like flexibility.

Thanks, but I have a tail already.

*wags as mad*

Feral wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

-sigh- alright.
If someone gets me a spare spinalcord, rip it out of something fuzzy if you want, of decent size I shall then craft it to you and make it work like an actual functional tail.

I will of course require a little bit of repayment if you want this tail to serve an actual practical purpose as well like say, adorned with spikes or having a whip like flexibility.

Thanks, but I have a tail already.

*wags as mad*

I can improve it!
See right now that tail is way to fluffy and poofy. Though it has decent flexibility right now the only function it will be able to perform properly is that of a mop.
Clearing all that fur and adding some scales would allow you to smash it against people's legs and scrape of their skin bit by bit.
Adding bony spikes or a large heavy bone at the end would allow you to either scewer my your enemies or bludgeon them to death.
Or instead I could increase the tail in length and strengthen the muscles that allow you to move it around so that you can more easily lash your new whiptail at people.

eye of the divine wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

-sigh- alright.
If someone gets me a spare spinalcord, rip it out of something fuzzy if you want, of decent size I shall then craft it to you and make it work like an actual functional tail.

I will of course require a little bit of repayment if you want this tail to serve an actual practical purpose as well like say, adorned with spikes or having a whip like flexibility.

*cough*

No offence I wouldn't trust a Tzimisce to keep a square deal to save my unlife

You wound me!

Zer0Morph wrote:

Nope never lmao

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You wound me!

I think you'll get over it eventually

Good point Zer0. Im gonna get some brain bleach...

And Nach, don't be offended, but...
*runs away at a warp speed*

Bah, you guys don't appreciate Vicissitude enough.

Nachtrae wrote:

Bah, you guys don't appreciate Vicissitude enough.

It's a skill I appreciate done on others :3

eye of the divine wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

Bah, you guys don't appreciate Vicissitude enough.

It's a skill I appreciate done on others :3

Same here.

eye of the divine wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

Bah, you guys don't appreciate Vicissitude enough.

It's a skill I appreciate done on others :3

Yea, there is a certain art to it. But actually I prefer my way. People thinking they are a frog is more fun.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

Bah, you guys don't appreciate Vicissitude enough.

It's a skill I appreciate done on others :3

Yea, there is a certain art to it. But actually I prefer my way. People thinking they are a frog is more fun.

How about a person reconstructed to that of a frog, who actually THINKS their really a frog. Then put them in the cage... with me.... and a baseball bat... and we'll all get some entertainment!

I thought you didn't use the baseball bat ever, just your reskinned severed arm.

Zer0Morph wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Nachtrae wrote:

Bah, you guys don't appreciate Vicissitude enough.

It's a skill I appreciate done on others :3

Yea, there is a certain art to it. But actually I prefer my way. People thinking they are a frog is more fun.

How about a person reconstructed to that of a frog, who actually THINKS their really a frog. Then put them in the cage... with me.... and a baseball bat... and we'll all get some entertainment!

We can do that. But be warned, the "frog" will think you are a fly. And Nachtrae has fleshcrafted its tongue. So you'll need Fortitude. A lot.

Outta curiosity who's spawn am I then?

I sure hope as hell my colleagues at work (and my future thesis people) don't ever find out this is me... XD

So you embraced me! o. O

I made the mistake of having dinner while browsing this forum.

I immediately regret this decision.

Now I can't drink tea or eat food here anymore. What the hell, people?

Eliza wrote:

I made the mistake of having dinner while browsing this forum.

I immediately regret this decision.

Now I can't drink tea or eat food here anymore. What the hell, people?

You should not have been able to eat anyway. Honestly, you should've learned that the moment you got Embraced
Cainites don't eat unless they want to throw up in a spectacular manner.

Nachtrae wrote:

Eliza wrote:

I made the mistake of having dinner while browsing this forum.

I immediately regret this decision.

Now I can't drink tea or eat food here anymore. What the hell, people? :suspect:

You should not have been able to eat anyway. Honestly, you should've learned that the moment you got Embraced :P
Cainites don't eat unless they want to throw up in a spectacular manner.

Words of wisdom *nods*