Clan Crisis

I am having trouble at finding which clan fits me the best. There's the reclusive Nosferatu, the insane Malkavian, the rebelious Brujah, the liderating Ventrue, the esquisite and charming Toreador, the secretive Tremere, the wild Gangrel... so many!!!
Using what you know about me so far, and asking me questions (maybe making an actual questionaire), could you please tell me what clan is the one that suits me the best?

(that's not the same as the clan as I roleplay, like Maxus Corvin and Feral does)
(Clan Crisis is a great name for a new game title!)

Considered running some VtM quizzes?

Maybe that would help:

http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take

http://wyrmworld.com/interactive/camarilla/camarilla.html
http://www.quotev.com/quiz/5652054/Which-Vampire-the-Masquerade-Bloodlines-Clan-are-you/
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/which-vampire-the-masquerade-clan-are-you

According to the first test I'm Nosferatu, according to the second one I'm Ventrue, and according to the last one I'm Tremere.

Dragatus wrote:

http://wyrmworld.com/interactive/camarilla/camarilla.html
http://www.quotev.com/quiz/5652054/Which-Vampire-the-Masquerade-Bloodlines-Clan-are-you/
http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/which-vampire-the-masquerade-clan-are-you

According to the first test I'm Nosferatu, according to the second one I'm Ventrue, and according to the last one I'm Tremere.

The sample seems to be wildly not representative, then...

Ironically, I got Tremere, Ventrue (OH GOD THIS ISN'T FITTING FOR ME AT ALL) and Malkavian.

Anywho, for my guess, I'd imagine that you'd be a Toreador or Gangrel perhaps?

Hmmm, well your thoughts are erratic at best, and you bounce from idea to idea, very compulsive. You definitely show signs of intelligence and have a high level in investigation. I'm leaning towards calling you Malkavian, honestly, based on what little I know about you but what you've shown me in the past.

More thoughts from the community to help Cretino find his clan?

Not really a Gangrel. No low cunning or animalistic mannerisms to speak of. *sniffs Cretino over*
And no Eau de la Old Carpet.
An inquisitive mind coupled with certain intelligence points towards the more social Clans. General OCD and highly erratic thought patterns and certain artistic outbursts (Video and Pic threads, or reactions to other's posts ) would suggest a Toreador, as far as I am concerned. Not nutty enough to be a Malk, sorry Zer0.

I gotta dissapoint every one of you, by the power of helloquizzy I am a Malkavian by -3%

As for Cretino, he's definitely a Giovanni. He was successful in his grave digging mission, wasn't he? Too successful...

Calling someone a Toreador is one of the most offensive things I've seen you do, Feral . How could you?

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Calling someone a Toreador is one of the most offensive things I've seen you do, Feral . How could you?

I'd be more offended if someone called me Tremere or Ventrue.

Btw, I got Brujah (17%), Ravnos at 13%

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Btw, I got Ravnos at 13%

Need I say anything?

I do not dig graves! I am no gravedigger! I already made sure to let you know it's my friend's business to do it! You called me a Setite for having a net of owned favors!

Ok, speaking of tests, there's the one within the game. The first time I ever did it, I got NOSFERATU, probably because I was too afraid of confronting people; the second time, two years later (just so you know I changed a lot), I got MALKAVIAN, probably because I jump to conclusions too fast and thay causes errors in judgement.
On the first time, I quit playing nossy and tried the test again, drunk, and got GANGREL (for Feral's surprise).

Your tests gave me Tremere (39%), the second gave me Nosferatu, third one got Tzimisce.

Wait wait wait. Everyone, I just realized something. Here we have a vampire asking about his clan while most of us already know ours. The answer is hiding in plain sight, but it's right there.

If you don't know your clan...

You're obviously Catiff. Case dismissed.

It's not my vampire clan, but the clan which social, intelectual, religious views, ways of solving a problem, fit me the best. I did a clan already (more like I was already embraced) - I just want to compare the Clans to my Life.

Cretino wrote:

It's not my vampire clan, but the clan which social, intelectual, religious views, ways of solving a problem, fit me the best. I did a clan already (more like I was already embraced) - I just want to compare the Clans to my Life.

No! That's just like comparing your lifestyle to a path - that way lies the Beast! Just admit you're Caitiff and be done with it. Gentle Saulot ftw!

No! I'm no Caitiff!

Maybe I'm a thin-blood? You know, not being able to tell which clan is mine...

Sally has spoken and so it shall be! Crentino is now Caitiff

Karavolos wrote:

Sally has spoken and so it shall be! Crentino is now Caitiff

Another one we have sired...?

No less than half of them are of Outlander blood...

Karavolos wrote:

Sally has spoken and so it shall be! Crentino is now Caitiff

We are talking real life here -_-'

Cretino wrote:

Karavolos wrote:

Sally has spoken and so it shall be! Crentino is now Caitiff

We are talking real life here -_-'

Oh, don't worry. It will be alright!

*cuddles to Cretino with front paws*

Real life is less amusing, there are no Vampires there.

Karavolos wrote:

Real life is less amusing, there are no Vampires there.

I know. I was just curious.

But for RP purposes, I do have a clan.

And I got a new avatar!

And you're still Caitiff.