Disasters

Karavolos wrote:

Let's pray it would not come to that...

He certainly is working on it. And he probably won't stop there.

He must not succeed! We must keep our american overlords!

Where I come from we have a saying: "Isto sranje, drugo pakovanje." (Same shit, different package.)

Here we say "Farinha do mesmo saco" (Wheat from the same sack)

Here we just boast without actually being able to do anything; still fun to see though.

OMG I JUST LEARNED WHAT HAPPENED FERAL ARE YOU ALRIGHT??!!??

ThePhilosopher wrote:

OMG I JUST LEARNED WHAT HAPPENED FERAL ARE YOU ALRIGHT??!!??

I don't live in Florida, bro.

What did happen?

Dragatus wrote:

What did happen?

A Muslim walked into a gay bar and shot 50 people dead. At least 53 were wounded. Police shot the twat when they arrived. Unfortunately, none of the patrons was armed.

I know a good joke about that. But it's untranslatable.

Jad.3 wrote:

I know a good joke about that. But it's untranslatable.

At least try.

No.
But I know different one about time travel.

Jad.3 wrote:

No.
But I know different one about time travel.

*gets on hind legs and tilts head*

You didn't like it.

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

What did happen?

A Muslim walked into a gay bar and shot 50 people dead. At least 53 were wounded. Police shot the twat when they arrived. Unfortunately, none of the patrons was armed.

Damn. Well, that explains a lot.

My wife and I were supposed to move to Orlando at the end of the year but her new job takes us to North Carolina instead. Very sad what happened.

So, your valentine's romance took a turn for the worst and you got married?

Jad.3 wrote:

So, your valentine's romance took a turn for the worst and you got married?

How unnice of you, Jad!

Turns out the bar was "gun-free zone". Smart Muslim guy: always easier to slaughter those, who are defenseless.
It is a shame how the whole American media mainstream jumped forth to prove this Muslim terrorist had nothing to do with Islam.

Only stupid people can believe it now. Or older people. Than me, that is. But I'm young. Always young, that is the curse. Though I never know what shape it took.

Anyways, when the investigators entered the massacre-scene, they stated that the bodies were still hot.

That's the best I can do to translate another joke. You see, because the club-fags usually take really good care of themselves. I'll try to dig up a picture for you, Feral. Of a joke, that is. No snuff.

Edit: There you go. It's called "virgins."

Jad.3 wrote:

Only stupid people can believe it now. Or older people. Than me, that is. But I'm young. Always young, that is the curse. Though I never know what shape it took.

Anyways, when the investigators entered the massacre-scene, they stated that the bodies were still hot.

That's the best I can do to translate another joke. You see, because the club-fags usually take really good care of themselves. I'll try to dig up a picture for you, Feral. Of a joke, that is. No snuff.

Edit: There you go. It's called "virgins."

I really hope they land like that. Or worse... Of course, there is still 1.6 billion of them.

OMG I JUST LEARNED WHAT HAPPENED MALKAV ARE YOU ALRIGHT??!!??

What happened?

Shooting in München. 9 dead according to last reports.

Dragatus wrote:

Shooting in München. 9 dead according to last reports.

By another follower of the religion of peace?