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Dragy! You forgot to wash yourself again!

Met a cute barmaid yesterday. Had a pentagram tatoo on her neck.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

*pic*

Nah, it's too faggy for me, thanks a lot...

*falls on snout laughing*

What happened with the Carolineans...?


@Jad: Stay away from her, bro. It is the type to lead people to shabby sh*t...

So I found this after a day of caressing my thesis:

Perhaps she was just... you know... spiritual.

Don't listen to a homo telling you to stay away from women. Da fuck m8.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Don't listen to a homo telling you to stay away from women. Da fuck m8.

What if she wants Jad only as human sacrifice, or to seduce him into some sect? You got to be careful, especially with women!

Jad.3 wrote:

Perhaps she was just... you know... spiritual.

You mean spiritual as in "she serves spirits in that bar"?

Anyway she is a setite ghoul.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Perhaps she was just... you know... spiritual.

You mean spiritual as in "she serves spirits in that bar"?

Anyway she is a setite ghoul.

Rather spiritual in a Baali sense. And of D'habi Revenant family, juging by the tattoos...

C'mon guys. We only cut our hands a bit for a handshake. A little spilled blood never killed anybody. Why don't you see this as my shot at happiness in service of our great lord Azaneal?

Jad.3 wrote:

C'mon guys. We only cut our hands a bit for a handshake. A little spilled blood never killed anybody. Why don't you see this as my shot at happiness in service of our great lord Azaneal?

*facepalms*

*facepalms a lot*

Hm,
-Earth is flat; of course it is. If it were any other shape, people would drop off.
-Imperial units are superior to metric system. I don't understand that. Is "metric system" another word for "rebels"? And anyway it's not true, X-Wing fighters are better than TIEs.

Maybe by "metric system" they meant Stormcloaks? Speaking of which, Skyrim actually is overrated.

Dragatus wrote:

Maybe by "metric system" they meant Stormcloaks? Speaking of which, Skyrim actually is overrated.

I wouldn't know that, Skyrim is the one Elder Scrolls game I have never touched. And I probably won't because I still got nowhere with any of the others.

Imperial system refers to pounds, inches, etc.
I prefer metric: it is more logical and dick sizes are more impressive in it.

Besides, he was only a gorilla.

Feral problems

You forgot to hashtag...

To be honest, I do dog sounds sometimes. I grew up in a house full of animals, many dogs included.

But I don't growl at students. Well... Mostly... Haven't bitten any as of yet...

Feral wrote:

Imperial system refers to pounds, inches, etc.

Yes, yes, but making up other theories is more fun.

Feral wrote:

I prefer metric: it is more logical and dick sizes are more impressive in it.

Ah! Now that's a very good argument in favor of the metric system.

Feral wrote:

Besides, he was only a gorilla.

Who?

On the matter of biting students, maybe you should do it to the lazy ones... or those, who's experiments yield the wrong results, i.e. results that don't match your theory.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Besides, he was only a gorilla.

Who?

Harambe? The gorilla shot in Murica because of mother who let her toddler roam the pen of gorillas with predictible results?

Childe of Malkav wrote:

On the matter of biting students, maybe you should do it to the lazy ones... or those, who's experiments yield the wrong results, i.e. results that don't match your theory.

That's exactly what I am doing! Huarhuarhuarhuar...

I just had to



But wait... It means I am a real life Cainite...?

Goddamnit Feral.

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Besides, he was only a gorilla.

Who?

Harambe? The gorilla shot in Murica because of mother who let her toddler roam the pen of gorillas with predictible results?

They should have shot the mother. And this being Murica, it's probably the zoo's fault because there was no sign: "Don't let your kid walk into the gorilla cage!"

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

On the matter of biting students, maybe you should do it to the lazy ones... or those, who's experiments yield the wrong results, i.e. results that don't match your theory.

That's exactly what I am doing! Huarhuarhuarhuar...

Hey, Feral,
who allowed you to post my picture!?!