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Trump bought LEGO!?

As for the Philippines: how shocking that they started to go after religion right after switching alliances and becoming Chinese vassal...
Yup, President Duterte dumped Obama. Not much about it on the media, somehow.

Feral wrote:

malak wrote:

I get it! It's a penis pun!

Nah, the last one was a diagnosis...

EDIT: Ah, you meant the first one? Yeah, a semi polite way to call wanking.

No, after 14 boys "only get bigger." That one. Although the other meaning is true as well, see my quoted text as Exhibit A.

That Sikh man looks like a boss battle

If is not a wizard, then I don't know who is.

Those eyes!!! Either I'm about to die in a manner best described as "mad scientists experiment gone wrong" or I need a location and a divorce lawyer. Possibly both.

malak wrote:

Those eyes!!! Either I'm about to die in a manner best described as "mad scientists experiment gone wrong" or I need a location and a divorce lawyer. Possibly both.

And an exorcist...

Agreed on the eyes.

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-french-language-jokes/

Note the site only shows 10 images at a time and you'll have to click to see the other 12.

Tall Lives Matter:

Make Morrowind Great Again!

So which of the Tribunes Trump is?

He's not one of the Tribunal. He's Dagoth Ur.

Dagoth Ur wanted to make Morrowind great again and kick out all the outlanders and the Ghostfence stopped working the moment you defeated him.

Dragatus wrote:

He's not one of the Tribunal. He's Dagoth Ur.

Dagoth Ur wanted to make Morrowind great again and kick out all the outlanders and the Ghostfence stopped working the moment you defeated him.

Kudos to you...

Any of you nerds ever played that morrowind mod that you can join house dagoth? I tried it but it was so buggy one would think Bethesda made it.






Picture is not real. Germany would never flee from Poland

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Any of you nerds ever played that morrowind mod that you can join house dagoth? I tried it but it was so buggy one would think Bethesda made it.






Picture is not real. Germany would never flee from Poland
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Right.
On the other hand, we haven't invaded for almost 80 years either...

Childe of Malkav wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Any of you nerds ever played that morrowind mod that you can join house dagoth? I tried it but it was so buggy one would think Bethesda made it.

Picture is not real. Germany would never flee from Poland
<snip>

Right.
On the other hand, we haven't invaded for almost 80 years either...

I have had no problems with homophobia my entire life in Poland. The only ones to have an issue were the Pakistanis, while I lived in the UK.

As for refugees... There is not enough welfere for Poles. There is a reason why 2 millions had to emigrate since we joined the EU. No jobs, no welfare, tons of nonsensical regulations... I once wrote that planned pocket money of a refugee amounted to more than my scholarship as a PhD student... That is how you breed resentment. I don't have it that hard now, many have it worse.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Any of you nerds ever played that morrowind mod that you can join house dagoth? I tried it but it was so buggy one would think Bethesda made it.

There are at least two different mods that allow you to join House Dagoth, though I forget their exact names. I played one and it was an interesting experience, though it also made me feel sick to kill all those people.

But it's fine now. I've lost some Humanity since then.

Dragatus wrote:

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Any of you nerds ever played that morrowind mod that you can join house dagoth? I tried it but it was so buggy one would think Bethesda made it.

There are at least two different mods that allow you to join House Dagoth, though I forget their exact names. I played one and it was an interesting experience, though it also made me feel sick to kill all those people.

But it's fine now. I've lost some Humanity since then.

Which Path do you consider adopting?

@Malkav: nigga you expect me to be reasonable when making fun of people?

@Feral: Did they threatedned to give your blood to the blood god and your skull to the skull throne?

@Draggy: It was one where you would become an ash-creature and, as you evolved on the quest, you would change into stronger ash creatures until eventually becoming an ash vampire. I know what you mean though. When given the choice, I try to always get the best possible result for everyone in a game. Or at least, used to. Playing Witcher 3 right now and I don't think Geralt would give two fucks about a bunch of smelling peasants who call him freak every five seconds.

Feral wrote:

Which Path do you consider adopting?

I'm really not sure. Scorched Heart appeals to my intellectual side (link), but it doesn't seem like it would be much actual fun. So I'm looking at the old road of Sin too, particularly at the Path of Pleasure.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

@Malkav: nigga you expect me to be reasonable when making fun of people?

@Feral: Did they threatedned to give your blood to the blood god and your skull to the skull throne?

@Draggy: It was one where you would become an ash-creature and, as you evolved on the quest, you would change into stronger ash creatures until eventually becoming an ash vampire. I know what you mean though. When given the choice, I try to always get the best possible result for everyone in a game. Or at least, used to. Playing Witcher 3 right now and I don't think Geralt would give two fucks about a bunch of smelling peasants who call him freak every five seconds.

I played the other one then. In that one you don't transform yourself, though you do get to infect Caius Cossades and turn him into a corprus monster as your first mission. You then kill a bunch of other people, culminating in an assault on castle Ebonheart during which you kill the duke. Oh yeah, and somewhere along the line you of course have to kill Vivec too. Obviously. And then at the end you get a chance to rebel against Dagoth Ur and kill him and I think you then take over House Dagoth, but it's been about 10 years since I played that mod, so I'm not sure.

What I do remember is that the character I played was a female Dremora. And after I was done with that 6th House questline I decided that I'm already past the point of no return so I went on a tour of Vvardenfel and started killing anyone who wasn't Dunmer. And any Dunmer who'd react to that by attacking me were traitors to their race and had to die too. By the time I stopped playing her she had a bounty of around 150.000 Septims IIRC.

Edit: Found old screenshots that I uploaded back in the day.

Screenshots:

@Dragatus: Scorched Heart is intellectually interesting. Path of Sin is increasingly not my cup of tea. The more I practice, the more I conclude that sensual pleasures are over advertised.
I am torn between Via Beastie and Via Ossium. First one for my personality, the latter for my scholarly pursuits.

Female Dremora? Mass murder? Draggy, you are a bad boy...

@Philo: Nah, they first gave a speech how they prophet ordered all gays to be tossed off high places so they die hitting the ground. Then they got high and started shooting pick up lines... Bunch of Paki faggots...

Playing The Witcher, how long did you hesitate to put the infant in the oven?

Lmao at "Sha Kiira"
Dagoth Ur is like "yo gurl let me grab those nice ass titties"

I can't play as females in RPGs. My character has extreme trouble leaving the kitchen.

@Feralus: They couldn't resist your charms, my boy

I haven't reached any such part in the game. And despite what my fabulous ivory skin and german ancestry would tell you, I do not consider inserting people in ovens a fun way to spend my time.

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ThePhilosopher wrote:

I can't play as females in RPGs. My character has extreme trouble leaving the kitchen.

Just think of the whole game world as one big kitchen.