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• Game name: vampires rule
  
• Link: Click here! **UPDATED**
  
• Password (case sensitive): TCIdiplomacy
  
• Phase (turn) length: 1 day
  
• Map: classic
  
• Scoring: Unranked
  
• Anonymous players: No
  
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I never played it myself, but it seems easy enough. How about it, we all play and have some international fun?

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One has to appreciate Cretino's iniciative, if only sometimes there's too much of it

Oh well, I'm in. All those Bismarck videos might have something to do with it.
I have to say that Dragatus will probably cover his dick in sand and fuck all of us with it.

Don't be silly, that would hurt my dick as much as your ass. I'll use a dildo on a stick instead.

Dragatus wrote:

Don't be silly, that would hurt my dick as much as your ass. I'll use a dildo on a stick instead.

With just sand or it will be also coated in alcohol? Normal sized or extra t h i c c?

It's a surprise.

So, how do I play this? Before I am, you know, dicked by, well, anybody.

Jad.3 wrote:

So, how do I play this? Before I am, you know, dicked by, well, anybody.

Link to rules summary.

Link to FAQ.

Link to online manual for the boardgame (same rules).

The one thing you'll want to watch out for is naval movement. It's covered in the manual, but not in the rules summary. A navy can't move from say Rome to Venice even though provinces are adjacent on land. It has to take the long way around. A navy also can't travel from the Barents Sea to the Gulf of Bothnia through St. Petersburg for example. On the other hand, any travel from the Black Sea to the Aegean Sea must pass through Constantinople. Check page 5 of the manual for details.

And a basic piece of strategic advice, everybody needs an ally, at least initially. The game is specifically designed to require cooperation to get anything serious done (at least with all 7 players on the board) and backstabbing to get a win. Players can also chose to draw instead of playing things out to the bitter end, but the game doesn't call that victory.

Oh no, my archnemesis! Reading!

Any other advice before we gank on you?

Use lube.

I feel more and more inclined to join... I didn't know this side of you, Draggy... Or Cretino...

I will read the rulesets when my head is less foggy from this f**** infection... At least I get to spend a week in pussy filled bed. Pussy takes most of the bed...

There is a lot you people still don't know about me.

You don't need to read the full rules, you can just read the short summary and then the section on naval movement in the manual and you should be good to go.

BTW, I had a laughing fit when I noticed the very last item at the bottom of the FAQ: "I can't tell the difference between Germany and Austria."

Dragatus wrote:

There is a lot you people still don't know about me.

You don't need to read the full rules, you can just read the short summary and then the section on naval movement in the manual and you should be good to go.

BTW, I had a laughing fit when I noticed the very last item at the bottom of the FAQ: "I can't tell the difference between Germany and Austria."

I once said it to Malkav and he was not amused...

Well nazi is nazi, right?

Jad.3 wrote:

Well nazi is nazi, right?

Hey, I am half German! And most of my Jewish relatives fought for progress and internal security!

Oh well...

Feral wrote:

I feel more and more inclined to join... I didn't know this side of you, Draggy... Or Cretino...

I will read the rulesets when my head is less foggy from this f**** infection... At least I get to spend a week in pussy filled bed. Pussy takes most of the bed...

You don't know a lot about me.

4 joined, there's 5 active members, I'm guessing you're the only one left! Won't you join us?

Yes, feral. Join the game! Game rules are simple and it will be fun. You can be a bad boy and get punished.

Jad.3 wrote:

Well nazi is nazi, right?

The Nazis certainly thought Germany and Austria should be one united Reich.

Feral's half nazi half jew. He punishes himself.

You said this at the wrong time Jad... I am more ill and feverish again... F*cking infection...

Half and half slivovice and tea with honey and lemonjuice. You will sweat smiling.

Jad.3 wrote:

Half and half slivovice and tea with honey and lemonjuice. You will sweat smiling.

Gladly... I just completed cleaning my bed, after my gluttonous pussy overate and puked in it... Women are anathema. And cats. Cats are anathema too. Female cats especially...

Jad.3 wrote:

Half and half slivovice and tea with honey and lemonjuice. You will sweat smiling.

And here we see a slav in his natural habitat, trading recipes of potions and rituals of dark magic.

ThePhilosopher wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Half and half slivovice and tea with honey and lemonjuice. You will sweat smiling.

And here we see a slav in his natural habitat, trading recipes of potions and rituals of dark magic.

 You have no idea!

If you can clean beds and type on a forum, you ca play the game too.

Dragatus wrote:

If you can clean beds and type on a forum, you ca play the game too.

True... Lying in bed with a pussy helps. She even slept on my head...

OK, I think I could think well enough as my fever abated under a feline patch.
I am all in.

Good! We are all set.
First of all, I wish you keep your identities a secret. Plotting against others is fine (I strongly suggest you do it!), but as long as you don't know WHO you are getting help from! It would be bad if me and philo started an alliance just because we know each other (or all of you ganking me because I know nobody aside from him!).
tl;dr play as you normally would, don't bother with who you are fighting with/against.

Second, good luck and have fun!