Who are you ?

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Fri May 25, 2012 9:58 am

Meowolf wrote:: *observes The Rolling Sto... Dices*

How can it be that the fortune speaks to his roll-hand, Childe of Malkav? Have you made him an artificial arm-that-can-perceive-fortune-snooze-and-chicken-cookies in your lab?

I don't do atificial limbs. Gimble is not one of my personalities. I only deal in good old frankensteinian brain surgery, lobotomy, and explosions. Want another astrolite popsicle?

- geek

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Fri May 25, 2012 10:20 am

Childe of Malkav wrote:: Want another astrolite popsicle?

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Do you have one with ghoulcherry taste?

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Fri May 25, 2012 1:55 pm

Meowolf wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:: Want another astrolite popsicle?

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Do you have one with ghoulcherry taste?

Nope, but I have some other types of BOOM-flavor in stock.
I have dynamite, astrolite, black powder classic and with shrapnel, chinese firecracker for the special connoisseur...
All of them of course in every bloodgroup, with or without rhesus.

Other services my lab can offer include: lobotomy, complete brain removal, lightning therapy, when the weather conditions are right.

- geek

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Fri May 25, 2012 2:26 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:: Other services my lab can offer include: lobotomy, complete brain removal, lightning therapy, when the weather conditions are right.

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Is half-brain removal half-price?

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Fri May 25, 2012 3:07 pm

Childe of Malkav wrote:: ..., complete brain removal,...-

Some people wouldn't even notice... confused

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Fri May 25, 2012 9:59 pm

Withdraws a very bedraggled-looking grey and white rabbit from Karavolos' bag o' tricks. Looks at it for a very long moment before offering it to Malkav.
Test subject, mebbe?

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Sat May 26, 2012 4:08 am

Ayo wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:: Other services my lab can offer include: lobotomy, complete brain removal, lightning therapy, when the weather conditions are right.

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Is half-brain removal half-price?

That depends. If you have a full brain, and don't care which half is removed, yes.
If you refer to the half-brain of a half-wit, no. Then I need finer lenses and pliers to localize and grab the tiny thing, and that adds to the price.

Feral wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:: ..., complete brain removal,...

Some people wouldn't even notice... confused

Yep, I know the type. Happens all the time. You drill a hole in their skull, it goes PFFFT while air is sucked in to fill up the vacuum... Twisted Evil

@Voraxith, keep that thing or give it back. It has spent too much time under a tophat to be of any use.

Voraxith:

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:17 pm

Hi there,

My name is Carlo, or Faukx on the internet. I come from the Netherlands and found this site through Nachtrae whom I recently met on a Vampire Larp evening in my hometown. Apparently the only Vampire Life that is still running in the Netherlands Razz

I'm a freelance Illustrator and self tought creator of costumes and I recently started an education as teacher in arts. I have been RPing for many years now and I have been playing with several groups weekly and or monthly (as is the case with the Vampire Larp)

Now I'm drawn here by curiosity of a Vampire Bloodlines online RP. We'll see how it goes Smile

Greets, Faukx

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:21 pm

And now YOU are the new guy and not me! Very Happy

Welcome welcome in this little pit of insanity! Now go contact Claudia and sell your soul and blood for a permanent spot here!

Caine Posts : 3768 Join date : 2011-12-05

A Tzimisce telling people to sell their souls to a Tremere. Neutral

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:32 am

Dragatus wrote:: A Tzimisce telling people to sell their souls to a Tremere.

Why not? The tzimisce is only interested in the body.
Btw, can I have the brain? I have someone on the slab, waiting for the next thunderstorm, and the only brain I have atm is that of an economist. And that has been severely damaged by its former user. Can only speak two things: "lower wages" and "fire people" Twisted Evil

Oh, before I forget, welcome Carlo, or Faukx. Your blood will serve a good purpose here...
HaaR Huar HARR hAaR

- geek

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:20 am

Thank you for the warm welcome Razz

I'm sure I'm not going to sell my...do I even still have a soul?...And my blood is off limits for you fingerwigglers of a Tremere ^^ I know you can do spooky shtuff with that.
And...there is nothing wrong with wanting to change your body and all, I mean, claws can be quite usefull tools (a reason I like Gangrel) But I don't see the function of..growing tentacles...and strange deformation on your face. Srry Tzimisce Razz

Anyways, going to do my best to try and fit in!

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:56 am

I will say nothing<_<

You should play Bloodlines, the pc game before we discuss playing the RP, after all, this is a forum for the mods and the RP is just a side effect Very Happy

I'm responding to your mp soon Smile

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:30 am

Quote :: Why not? The tzimisce is only interested in the body.

What a shallow clan.

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:57 am

Claudia wrote:: You should play Bloodlines, the pc game before we discuss playing the RP, after all, this is a forum for the mods and the RP is just a side effect

Already done ofcourse Razz

That was one of the things that got me hugely interested in Vampire: The masquerade and Werewolf: The apocalypse games ^^

And I'll await your MP Smile

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:47 am

Dragatus wrote:: A Tzimisce telling people to sell their souls to a Tremere.

Long as I keep the Tremere happy, I am free to roam. Delicate balance of giving and taking.

Alichino wrote:

Quote :: Why not? The tzimisce is only interested in the body.

What a shallow clan.

Alichino, how about you come over to my place for a bit? I'll gladly show you just how shallow we are! Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:08 am

You seem to be a nice guy.
How about we cut our thumb and give it each other first to form a
"blond bond" like the native americans did eat. Just for fun of course and to strenghten our friendship.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Alichino wrote:: You seem to be a nice guy.
How about we cut our thumb and give it each other first to form a
"blond bond" like the native americans did eat. Just for fun of course and to strenghten our friendship.

Remember that suitcase from about 7 pages back?
It's inside Nach's haven, you should go inside and reclaim it What a Face

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:32 am

[dominate] Go Karavolos! Bring back my suitcase. [/dominate]

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

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Must obey

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:05 pm

Ravnos, I didn't expect a simple dominate to be able to potentially damage the agreement we have between the two of us.

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

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Too low generation for that stuff, just look at my title!
Still, for the future I'd recommend snapping servants out of hostile dominations rather than trying to reason with them What a Face

Also Alichino, your suitcase is still inside.

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:17 pm

That was my next step Karavolos. That was my next step.

Foolish little Ancillae.

Subject: Re: Who are you ? Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:43 pm

Yeah right... beacause an Antediluvian has nothing better to do than stealing the suitcase of an Neonate (at that time).

megalomaniac Posts : 2744 Join date : 2011-12-27

Who can say when the Ravnos are involved What a Face