Who are you ?

Do you even fight bro?

Cretino wrote:

Do you even fight bro?

Just on the internet, LOL.

I did plenty of fighting in the Army, so yeah, I can fight.

You should use this picture on Tinder

My two arms combined are smaller than one of yours, Mr. Brujah... What I meant to say it.... PHOTOSHOP!!!

YamiRaziel wrote:

You should use this picture on Tinder

My two arms combined are smaller than one of yours, Mr. Brujah... What I meant to say it.... PHOTOSHOP!!!

HAHA! Photoshop? No, try steroids, LOL.

I appreciate the kudos though man, I worked hard to get that big.

And then a Baali came with Bloodbuff + Presence to make you feel puny, and before you could take your guns, he used Rest of the Wicked just to stun you briefly.

Muscles.....



(I just had SO MUCH TROUBLE fighting "Muddy" aka SERIAL KILLER... no Conflagration yet)

Cretino wrote:

And then a Baali came with Bloodbuff + Presence to make you feel puny, and before you could take your guns, he used Rest of the Wicked just to stun you briefly.

Muscles.....



(I just had SO MUCH TROUBLE fighting "Muddy" aka SERIAL KILLER... no Conflagration yet)

Haha! Are you a Baali? You should put your clan symbol in your avatar somewhere to let people know who they're dealing with. Kindred resist "Rest for the Wicked" in TFN, it would stun me but only for 1-2 seconds before I shook it off. It works much better on kine. Conflagration on the other hand would not only hold me, but set me on fire doing aggravated damage. THAT would f*ck me up!

I would resist your Tier 4 power, I forget what it's called, but if you transformed into your demon form, Tier 5, you would do aggravated damage again and also the first 100 damage I did to you would be absorbed into the demon. And you can still cast Conflagration while in the demon form doing ranged aggravated damage too. Baali are just sick!

Hey, Malkav. Is sending your childer to hell ok? If it is, Than I can do it, sure

OMG, Claudia, you're Tremere. And I started thinking that you're nice person...
shit
Forget it, I am Tremere, alright! I just.... you know
Well..my chantry is overrun and destroyed by Salubri-assholes from Greenpeace, It's been decades ago, I am neonate, I don't know much 'bout Pyramid.. "mmm, Pyramid? What is that anyway?"
I can, I can... I can Auspex, alright? Yeah! Just look at this well, this mortal. Well he fears of staying a loser for a rest of his miserable... Oh, wait! Did I say "fears"? Yeah I Auspex'ed it!

Okay, okay... I can Dominate! See "bah
*Demon appears*" Oh, wait, no, no, no! I, uh, well, I-I-I can Dominate! See, I am so much Tremere, that I can Dominate to other world! To Inferno!
"Demon burns away your car"
Ah, you know it's side efect, yeah.
Welllllll, I can do Thaumaturgy! You want some Thaumaturgy? I can do this! Watch as I perform Blood Shield
*gets covered by fire because of Concordance* Aw, shit, I didn't mean this! It's a side effect, you know!
Well, let me show you this Blood Strike! I'll cast it on this mortal!
*Conflagration hits Zer0morph and his glass of Bloody Ale*
Aw, shit, Zer0! It's you! errrr
Playa, what's the score, how they hangin', good evening and all that commotion!
It's so good to see you!
Oh well, sorry, got to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

"Several hours later."

Okay, you still got nothing on me! That fledgling before his death told me, that you have to make Thaumaturgy roll to detect that I am not Tremere, yeah!
"Okay, guys. Let's go and hunt some Salubri tonight!"
So you've got nothing! I am Tremere!

Neonedrid,

You need to roleplay with Claudia's PnP team here.

Sorry, Zero. I overplayed a bit and got carried away.
You just got such awesome atmosphere here...

neonedrid wrote:

Sorry, Zero. I overplayed a bit and got carried away.
You just got such awesome atmosphere here...

Hey man, the TCI forum is one of the rare places on the internet where you can be yourself, or pretend to be someone else. It's all good man, have fun here, that's what it's all about!

neonedrid wrote:

Hey, Malkav. Is sending your childer to hell ok? If it is, Than I can do it, sure

Best place for them to be. They are so annoying. 4th gen, and they think they own the world...

Quote :

OMG, Claudia, you're Tremere. And I started thinking that you're nice person...
shit
Forget it, I am Tremere, alright! I just.... you know
Well..my chantry is overrun and destroyed by Salubri-assholes from Greenpeace, It's been decades ago, I am neonate, I don't know much 'bout Pyramid.. "mmm, Pyramid? What is that anyway?"
I can, I can... I can Auspex, alright? Yeah! Just look at this well, this mortal. Well he fears of staying a loser for a rest of his miserable... Oh, wait! Did I say "fears"? Yeah I Auspex'ed it!

If you want to know about pyramids, ask a snake. They come from Egypt.

Quote :

Okay, okay... I can Dominate! See "bah
*Demon appears*" Oh, wait, no, no, no! I, uh, well, I-I-I can Dominate! See, I am so much Tremere, that I can Dominate to other world! To Inferno!
"Demon burns away your car"
Ah, you know it's side efect, yeah.
Welllllll, I can do Thaumaturgy! You want some Thaumaturgy? I can do this! Watch as I perform Blood Shield
*gets covered by fire because of Concordance* Aw, shit, I didn't mean this! It's a side effect, you know!
Well, let me show you this Blood Strike! I'll cast it on this mortal!
*Conflagration hits Zer0morph and his glass of Bloody Ale*
Aw, shit, Zer0! It's you! errrr
Playa, what's the score, how they hangin', good evening and all that commotion!
It's so good to see you!
Oh well, sorry, got to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Good show. I can use someone like you. As groundskeeper. Much more impressive than just throwing dynamite to create the craters in the lawn.

Zer0Morph wrote:

Neonedrid,

You need to roleplay with Claudia's PnP team here.

Ditto.

@Zero: Wow. Nice arms, bro. At least I know it is you, so I could ignore people on Grindr using your pics.

@Cretino: Are those real fangs!? Cool!

And:

Spoiler:

Feral is Lasombra. The photo he sent is empty.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral is Lasombra. The photo he sent is empty.

Fixed. Photo, not me....

Hmm... I expected it more furier... bearier...

Jad.3 wrote:

Hmm... I expected it more furier... bearier...

Yeah, I am a nerd, I know...

Feral, I expected to see a Wiedźmin in your collection

I'm looking for a picture of myself and all I find is pictures with other people. I don't have a single picture of me where I'm alone...

YamiRaziel wrote:

Feral, I expected to see a Wiedźmin in your collection

I don't digest Sapkowski, sorry...

YamiRaziel wrote:

I'm looking for a picture of myself and all I find is pictures with other people. I don't have a single picture of me where I'm alone...

You have no selfies!?

I have selfies, of course! It's just that I usually convince people to join me

YamiRaziel wrote:

I'm looking for a picture of myself and all I find is pictures with other people. I don't have a single picture of me where I'm alone...

Not even in your passport?

Feral wrote:

@Zero: Wow. Nice arms, bro. At least I know it is you, so I could ignore people on Grindr using your pics.

Thanks man! I liked your photo also, cuter than I thought you'd be. We actually have some normal everyday looking people on this site, no freaks really.

You know, sometime you should shift into your wolf form and let me take you for a walk. Chicks dig guys that walk their dogs! What a surprise when we BOTH bare our fangs! LOL

I found a picture of Childe of Malkav. He looks exactly like I thought he would!  

Picture of Malkav:

Zer0Morph wrote:

I found a picture of Childe of Malkav. He looks exactly like I thought he would!  

Picture of Malkav:

Hey man, where did you dig that up? I thought I had them all burned.

And why do you need Feral? I thought your problem wasn't finding a girl, but finding a not fat girl.

Zer0Morph wrote:

You know, sometime you should shift into your wolf form and let me take you for a walk. Chicks dig guys that walk their dogs! What a surprise when we BOTH bare our fangs! LOL

Zer0...! I was eating and went completely Eliza after reading this! I had to clean my keyboard!

Yeah, I wish I could really shapeshift. To see the forest through the eyes of a wolf... Or at the very worst get overfed and patted half to death by some cute boys

And keep your head up. You are not the only single here. Heck, with my income I probably should join the chastity cages wearing weirdos... Same chances for a relationship.

It's rough out there guys! But Malkav's right, my problem isn't finding a girl, but finding a thin girl.

Speaking of, do anyone of you know a thin girl between the ages of 21-35 that might want to move to the United States, who speaks English, and would like to date me?