Do it for teh lulz

eye of the divine wrote:

Sio wrote:

*cuddlepet* ^°^

*purrs and sits down at your feet*

I read this as *purrs and sits down on your face*

I believe I officially outperv the both you.

You have no idea.

Karavolos wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Sio wrote:

*cuddlepet* ^°^

*purrs and sits down at your feet*

Are you sure you're not a Gangrel?
Or Ahrimane maybe?

I'm quite sure Karavolos xD.

Voraxith wrote:

eye of the divine wrote:

Sio wrote:

*cuddlepet* ^°^

*purrs and sits down at your feet*

I read this as *purrs and sits down on your face*

I believe I officially outperv the both you.

\o/ Pervs unite

I feel this needs sharing:

Success !! \o/

I agree.

This pleases me.

Words escape me...

Wait... you mean 'Dungeon Master' has some reference other than 'Dungeons & Dragons'? Also the abbreviation for 'Storyteller' is 'ST', not 'SM'.

<---- (doesn't get out much)

Good Brujah.

SM here meaning "s & m," sadism/masochism.

He's too old and nice to know such things. Duncan should read 50 shades... ?

Heh. That certainly was amusing

Not unless he really wants a beating, because those books are weaksauce. |8

From what I've heard, 50 shades is softcore porn for housewives who never have anything exciting happen in the bedroom.

Oddly enough, I follow a BDSM Facebook page which has an admin named DM, Dungeon Master.

Sio, I was joking.

Didn't read 50 Shades, & never will. Heard it was bad romance and tame B&D.

Reminds me of a joke.

Granny always wanted to be a biker, so she buys a motorcycle and some leathers, and cruises down the coast until she finds a biker bar. Walks in the door and announces, "I want to join your gang."
Leader says, "You have to be pretty tough to join our gang. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Granny replies, "No, but I've been flung around by the tits a few times."

[Is there a Fifty Shades of Gray, Senior Edition?]

Claudia likes to reference that book series to make me rant. The mention of beating was geared towards joking about reacting to such a book with violence. "If you tell me you actually read that BDSM garbage, I'LL BEAT YOU," etc. x3

Speaking of chicks on bikes;

Two nuns visiting an old parish are bicycling around town when they decide to take the scenic route through the old town roads.
The first nun says to the other, admiring the scenery, "My, I've never come this way before!"
Breathless, the second nun replies, "Me neither! I think it's the cobblestones."

*ba-dum, pssh*

I'll go back to sleep and pretend nothing happened here :-)

*patpat*

Did the gargoyle just shove us out of a room we were not in to begin with? XD

Bah don't worry about it ; if he carried her into a bathroom then by all logics.. where could you have gotten the water to begin with ?