Heavy Sigh

grrr... I hate coming to the forum and saying, "Ah! There's a new post in the role-playing section!" -- only to find out that it's in the Haven folder, and it's something I can't read. ('Can't' as in 'I refuse to'.)

sigh.

Well... you could always double-post and make your character seem crazy in the mean-time? xD

I'm saving that revelation for later.

Can't wait. cx

Duncan.Oliver wrote:

grrr... I hate coming to the forum and saying, "Ah! There's a new post in the role-playing section!" -- only to find out that it's in the Haven folder, and it's something I can't read. ('Can't' as in 'I refuse to'.)

sigh.

I want to read that too soooo bad Stubbornly opened the spoiler tag.......read about half a line and was like..... but I shouldn't read this. *closes and stares at the spoiler tags following*
Curiosity killed the cat. If you find my charred remains one day.......

It makes me want to make a totally atypical Tremere....

Huhuhu plotting GM likes plotting !

I promise I'll get the Elyseum post tomorrow morning (European time) though I'm still poking nicholas' player (as well as kogamitsu) :-)

Claudia wrote:

Huhuhu plotting GM likes plotting !

I promise I'll get the Elyseum post tomorrow morning (European time) though I'm still poking nicholas' player (as well as kogamitsu) :-)

You know, that only makes me want to read it MORE. Evil plot discovery *still refrains from reading*

Oh yea, evil Nich hasn't posted yet. I'll join the poking Claudia. He kept promising me to post (and not just here), but I still haven't seen anything that shows he's working on it

*munching popcorn and watching everybody else while waiting patiently in the background as Jerome*

simison wrote:

*munching popcorn and watching everybody else while waiting patiently in the background as Jerome*

Munching popcorn? I thought you were a vampire. Or is that part of some obscure Tremere ritual to grow yellow teeth or something?

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It's the power of imagination Childe of Malkav Though I didn't know it could be so strong in a non-Malkavian

Some toreador believe Twilight is art. Malkavian laugh and say "and you call us crazy?"

Claudia wrote:

Some toreador believe Twilight is art. Malkavian laugh and say "and you call us crazy?"

You gotta be crazier than a Malk to like Twilight! I tried reading it and didn't get past page 60.

Ah. Now I know what happened at Grout's mansion. Ming chained Grout to the bed and made his ghouls come in. Then she started reading Twilight.
The guys stayed until about page 20. That's why they're mad and agressive. The girls didn't run until page 40. Only Grout himself couldn't flee, because he was staked and chained. So by page 65, he was a pile of ash.

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P.S. We could make Akeem sell a copy of Twilight. Would immediately rise Appearance to 5, while reducing Int and Wits to 0 forever.

Wait....why am I not mad and aggressive considering I READ the thing till page 60? That should be more lethal than listening to it. *is worried*

Nachtrae wrote:

Wait....why am I not mad and aggressive considering I READ the thing till page 60? That should be more lethal than listening to it. *is worried*

That's probably because Ming also assumed the looks and voice of every character who's text she was reading.

And who says that you're not mad?

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Childe of Malkav wrote:

That's probably because Ming also assumed the looks and voice of every character who's text she was reading.

And who says that you're not mad?

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Woah, now THAT is something I never ever want to see. More lethal than the sun! XD

Never said I wasn't mad. You gotta be careful of the sane who claim to be sane because they are obviously far from the sanity they claim to possess.

You aren't Malkavian, so the full force of its supernatural awfulness escaped you. Human males merely think it's bad literature; but Malks perceive the badness on levels we can't see or hear. Vamps with Auspex would probably be either transfixed in horror, or run screaming.

[Anyone with writing ability can catch a glimpse of this, even without supernatural senses. The grammatical errors alone move one to almost Lovecraftian loathing. Some say Stephanie Meyer plagiarized a few pages from the Necronomicon, but that's just a rumor.]

Nope, the NECRONOMICON isn't that bad

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Duncan.Oliver wrote:

You aren't Malkavian, so the full force of its supernatural awfulness escaped you. Human males merely think it's bad literature; but Malks perceive the badness on levels we can't see or hear. Vamps with Auspex would probably be either transfixed in horror, or run screaming.

[Anyone with writing ability can catch a glimpse of this, even without supernatural senses. The grammatical errors alone move one to almost Lovecraftian loathing. Some say Stephanie Meyer plagiarized a few pages from the Necronomicon, but that's just a rumor.]

You implying that I'm male, mister? I'm still very much female and I LOATH Twilight. Must be the writer in me

Well, I wanted to go all 'HA HA, I can read the spoiler brackets and you can't!', but seeing where this discussion is headed, I'll just shut my mouth and try not to vomit. Or, as Damsel put it, I think I'll go eat something so I actually can vomit.
No more comment on that ... blasphemy ... of a vampire novel.

Yea, somehow we went from us not being allowed to read the spoilers to.......that....
How did that happen again?

NOOOOOOOOO! Claudia, you devilish, devilish woman!


Good goodness, she will laugh when she sees this threat, I'd bet my last shirt on it ... that can't be considered a coincedence anymore, can it?!

Claudia, you killed teh library cat. -> x.x

Oh gods, Claudia made us change subjects huh. We gotta take revenge for that! Making us talk about Twilight on a VtM oriented forum!

And yes I know she will read this too

Come on !! You knew I was going to ! You couldn't not have me do so ! >

*haz many lulz*