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PostSubject: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:29 am

I will randomly post a quote i heard or read each day for your amusement or whatever^^

Don't know your kind of humor so excuse me if you don't like it Wink

Today is:

I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:06 am

"Live today like it's the last day of your life. But use a condom and pay your bills just in case it isn't."
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:05 am

Dragatus wrote:
"Live today like it's the last day of your life. But use a condom and pay your bills just in case it isn't."

Nice one, where did you get that from?

I heard mine in the bus to my workplace today from some nerd kid Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:01 am

I got mine from a friend who posted it on Facebook.
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:35 pm

"An honorable man will still do the right thing, even when he knows there is no chance that he will be caught and punished for doing wrong... and even if it costs him dearly."

Quote from... well, from me. It's my signature over on Planet-Vampire.org
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:23 pm

"True power lies not in wealth, but in the things it affords you."

Guess from who.
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:33 pm

Alichino wrote:
"True power lies not in wealth, but in the things it affords you."

Guess from who.
Strauss! ^_^
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:07 pm

Memento mori

No, I am not a Cappadocian... Mortis is nifty, though.

Wait a minute...

PGM1961 wrote:
"An honorable man will still do the right thing, even when he knows there is no chance that he will be caught and punished for doing wrong... and even if it costs him dearly."

Quote from... well, from me. It's my signature over on Planet-Vampire.org


I have seen it on www.twcentre.com?


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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:17 am

"wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain makes me horny"

It's crazy what you pick up in the bus or train Oo
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:41 am

Shabutaro wrote:
"wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain makes me horny"

It's crazy what you pick up in the bus or train Oo
lol!
Doctor, my brain hurts, take it out...


Quote :
... of course that was back in the 80s, when Google Street View was called "Volkspolizei" (the police force in former East-Germany)
Heard it in a satire show on the radio. Made me LMAO

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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:08 pm

Feral wrote:
PGM1961 wrote:
"An honorable man will still do the right thing, even when he knows there is no chance that he will be caught and punished for doing wrong... and even if it costs him dearly."

Quote from... well, from me. It's my signature over on Planet-Vampire.org

I have seen it on www.twcentre.com?

I tried your link, but it only goes to the main page, and my incentive to search further was severely lacking. That's been my signature for about a year... either someone else came up with a similar saying, or they quoted me. If the latter is true, it's kind of flattering.
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:44 pm

Always forgive ones enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

Oscar Wilde
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:49 pm

When asked about the most important quality for someone who is in show business:

"Sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made."

(Quote attributed to George Burns, comedian)
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:53 pm

Teacher: Now class, who can tell me how you find the square root of 98,632?

Gosalyn: That's easy.

Student: Is it...dividing the remainder and multiplying the decimal?

Gosalyn: No lame brain! You hit the number with a laser! Lasers solve everything!
Darkwing Ducks: Crisis on Infinite Darkwings
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:24 am

You know what? Matrix would be a really bad movie if he took the blue pill...

bus + train ftw.. you hear so much funny things Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:11 pm

"There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily. All because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did." - general George S. Patton

This is probably not the last time I'll quote him. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:29 am

"The best way to reach heaven is not around hell, but rather through it"

I don't know who the author is.
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:48 am

"Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant..."
- some slutty styled 13-16 year old on the bus

Why god.. why do i have to listen to their speeches every damn time ~.~
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:00 pm

Shabutaro, I believe I'm starting to notice a pattern in your quotes. Very Happy


"Really, the comforting side in most conspiracy theory arguments is the one claiming that anyone who's in power has any plan at all." - XKCD #1081
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:26 pm

"Unlike my colleagues, I have a tendency to stay alive. Since this
morning, I've been bitten, shot, bombed, electrocuted, almost drowned,
almost fallen to my death, and strangled. Rasputin
wasn't so lucky! But, here I am, exposing myself to radiation. Why not?
Let's add to the list: maybe I can get burned, stabbed, and poisoned
before the day is done."
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:05 pm

"Talking to the dead is easy. Getting an answer is the hard part."

(Penn, the magician)
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:21 pm

Shabutaro, perhaps you should invest a bit of money in an mp3-player and a set of headphones Laughing

Honestly, I believe that the cosmologists are wrong in claiming that the universe is not infinite.
By definition, the universe must contain everything there is; including human stupidity. And that certainly is unlimited...

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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:36 pm

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:06 pm

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
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PostSubject: Re: Quote of the day   Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:59 pm

Who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain
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