Skyrim

Well, that's pretty much how migrations work.

Your attitude is straight English... Dou you like tea and bisquits, too?

I suppose? Biscuits more than tea though. And I do like scones.

I like trains.

That's how conquest works, no?

If a group comes to a new land, butchers the majority of the natives and stabilish themselves as the new majority, that's not migration, that's conquest.

Jad.3 wrote:

I like trains.

How about trainspotting?

@Philo: Indeed, good sir, indeed.

I actually did not like Trainspotting. Only trains.

Jad.3 wrote:

I actually did not like Trainspotting. Only trains.

I meant the hobby, not the movie... I have railway workers in my family, so I learned a thing or two about trains.

But wait...
Why is this thread called Skyrim?

Because it got

wait for it

DERAILED?!

Jad.3 wrote:

Because it got

wait for it

DERAILED?!

XOXOXOXOXO

#JustSlavThings

Our forum with a nutshell... As if 9gag had sex with tumblr...
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You need to fit an embrace somewhere in that analogy.

Dragatus wrote:

You need to fit an embrace somewhere in that analogy.

You are actually right...

As if 9gag tenderly embraced Tumblr before having a train run on it by YTMND.

I'm sensing a theme. Though that second one is hilarious.

Fun fact: due to a bug my Khajit has two Dawnbreakers. Khajit stole nothing...

You're preaching about morals to someone who captures people's souls into black soulgems, eats their flesh, and then reanimates what's left of their corpse.

Dragatus wrote:

You're preaching about morals to someone who captures people's souls into black soulgems, eats their flesh, and then reanimates what's left of their corpse.

Are you a follower of Namira nad Molaq Baal!? My dear... I go with Meridia and Hircine, the good and just Princes. The latter also appreciates how fluffy I am...

I do all the quests and keep the rewards that are worth their weight.

Dragatus wrote:

I do all the quests and keep the rewards that are worth their weight.

So Volendrung goes to the wallhanger?

I borked...

https://9gag.com/gag/ad9PboQ

Seems accurate.

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

I do all the quests and keep the rewards that are worth their weight.

So Volendrung goes to the wallhanger?

Indeed it does. And so do most other artifacts actually, especially weapons. Once you build up a decent Smithing skill they get outclassed by Skyforged Steel because that benefits from Steel Forging while most artifacts do not benefit from any perk so the Smithing improvement to damage is much smaller. And the ones that can be fully improved usually require 2 or 3 perks beyond what you normally need, which isn't really worth it.

The one artifact weapon that actually is good is the Ebony Blade. It's base damage is shit and it can't be improved, but once maxed out it has a 30 point Absorb Health enchantment with no cost (infinite charge). It's especially good for characters who use Dragonhide spell for defense and don't want to bother with Smithing. It sucks for stealth though since enchantment damage doesn't get any multipliers.

Artifact armor largely suffers the same problem as artifact weapons, but there are some neat pieces of clothing and jewelry.

I like to forge Stalhrim, so I go up to Ebony. When you put Chaos Damage and Fiery Soul Trap (Or Frost Damage) on it it is totally overpowered. Especially so as Stalhrim gives bonuses to Frost enchantements. But yeah, it costs a few Perk points to go for Ebony, but I think it is worth it.

I have an odd playthrough... First Meridia's temple glitched and gave me two Dawndreakers, now I killed a Dragon in Werewolf form. It was a form fattend on Thalmor from Northwind, but still.

Better than the FAN movement...