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Dragatus wrote:

The real question is whether I want you to know what I would do to my helpless victims.

*volunteers to be "helpless" victim*

. . .

Yes Mistress, of course, Mistress!

Never mind

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Dragatus wrote:

I'd pick Euphoriac. It can be used for both innocent and nefarious purposes.

Do I want to know what you would do to your helpless victims?

The real question is whether I want you to know what I would do to my helpless victims.

Could I be your helpless victim for the weekend?
*sits up and begs*

Jad.3 wrote:

What joke?

It means all the money was forged...

Om nom nom nom

Whatever I do to you, you won't remember a thing.

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

What joke?

It means all the money was forged...

What do you mean by forged? I can't make a banknote in a forge. The paper would burn.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

What joke?

It means all the money was forged...

What do you mean by forged? I can't make a banknote in a forge. The paper would burn.

A synonym for counterfeited...?

Dragatus wrote:

Whatever I do to you, you won't remember a thing.

Awww sh*t... And I counted on getting to experience a bit of Tremere BDSM...

Hm, Tremere is probably better'n Giovanni. but I wouldn't bet my ass on it...

Feral wrote:

Awww sh*t... And I counted on getting to experience a bit of Tremere BDSM...

Maybe if you shave very thoroughly and put on some make-up and a nice wig and we find a room with poor lighting ... Maybe.

Dragatus wrote:

Feral wrote:

Awww sh*t... And I counted on getting to experience a bit of Tremere BDSM...

Maybe if you shave very thoroughly and put on some make-up and a nice wig and we find a room with poor lighting ... Maybe.

Well... I cannot shave... You see, without my fur I look like a chocked chicken. I learned that thanks to a crazy dude with a flame-thrower and AB-. And security cameras... How I wished to be a Lasombra then.

As for the Venetians, I do not know. They like to kill things, so undead may be a bit not fresh enough for them, Malkav.

It's not the killing that's important to them. It is the turning things into zombies that attracts them most. You are warned. Stay away from the clans without a proper antediluvian.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

It's not the killing that's important to them. It is the turning things into zombies that attracts them most. You are warned. Stay away from the clans without a proper antediluvian.

Lets make a list! I'll start:
Tremere.

Jad.3 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

It's not the killing that's important to them. It is the turning things into zombies that attracts them most. You are warned. Stay away from the clans without a proper antediluvian.

Lets make a list! I'll start:
Tremere.

So, like:

Tremere
Giovanni
Ventrue...

Ventrue? What did I miss?

Jad.3 wrote:

Ventrue? What did I miss?

Their Antediluvian is missing, presumably Diablerized by Trolie

Source?

Jad.3 wrote:

Source?

Clanbook Brujah, if memory serves...?
One of the WW books on the Zealots for sure. The guy has not been seen in millennia, too.

Story seems to be even more messed up:
http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Ventrue_Antediluvian

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

It's not the killing that's important to them. It is the turning things into zombies that attracts them most. You are warned. Stay away from the clans without a proper antediluvian.

Lets make a list! I'll start:
Tremere.

So, like:

Tremere
Giovanni
Ventrue...

Ravnos
Brujah
Salubri
Lasombra

Questionables:
Malkav (Cobweb? Chopped up into little pieces and thrown into the ocean?)
Set (that last battle with Osiris . . .)
Tzimisce (resurrecting himself following having been diablerized?)
Cappadocius (sure, he died, but knowing his studies . . .)

Seems the Jyhad is being more successful than not. 6 'known dead', 3 presumed dead, 4 originals remaining.
And who knows who REALLY set up that little Anarch Revolt thing . . .

So, the ones we can safely assume are still kicking:
Ennoia - okay, shes a survivor.
Absimiliard - if someone manages to find him, the story would never be told, or believed.
Haqim - 'active' contact with his clan. He is still around.
Malkavs sister - thought to be in Greece. Summers in France. Modern day Japan is a failed experiment by her, IMHO.

and the fakes:
Agustus - meh, he'll choke on his coin.
Tremere - how much power can a thousand year old mage hold when he is limited to blood magic only, and trapped in a 4th gen body?
Lugoj - good luck holding that dragon back!
Grationo de Veronese - what makes you think your brothers won't come for you, as they (and you) did for your father?
Troile - okay, that one will cause some serious damage. Watch out for her/him/it. Damn thing changes gender more often than Vykos.

The rumors about my demise are exactly that: rumors. I can assure you, I'm still around.
On the other hand it probably is better to stay on the KIA list. If they think I'm dead they won't come after me.

malak wrote:

Feral wrote:

Jad.3 wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

It's not the killing that's important to them. It is the turning things into zombies that attracts them most. You are warned. Stay away from the clans without a proper antediluvian.

Lets make a list! I'll start:
Tremere.

So, like:

Tremere
Giovanni
Ventrue...

Ravnos
Brujah
Salubri
Lasombra

But those are proper antedeluvians. D:
Ravnos died with a bang (unless if he's reality warped his way somewhere else)
Brujah is at some other time period.
Saulot is fighting Tremere for possession.
And Lasombra is in the Abyss.

No matter if they are still around. At least all of them, except for Giovanni and Tremere have been sitting on some mountain top, waiting for the rain to subside. So their clans have (or at least had) proper Antediluvians.
And from personal experience I can tell you that every antediluvian is also anti diluvian. Nobody likes to be under water for more'n a month... Unless they are a fish. But fish are not vampires, and even the fishMalk is no fish.

Childe of Malkav wrote:

And from personal experience I can tell you that every antediluvian is also anti diluvian. Nobody likes to be under water for more'n a month... Unless they are a fish. But fish are not vampires, and even the fishMalk is no fish.

I've met a Gangrel who would argue that point.

malak wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

And from personal experience I can tell you that every antediluvian is also anti diluvian. Nobody likes to be under water for more'n a month... Unless they are a fish. But fish are not vampires, and even the fishMalk is no fish.

I've met a Gangrel who would argue that point.

I believe him. He definitely met a Gangrel.

Jad.3 wrote:

malak wrote:

Childe of Malkav wrote:

And from personal experience I can tell you that every antediluvian is also anti diluvian. Nobody likes to be under water for more'n a month... Unless they are a fish. But fish are not vampires, and even the fishMalk is no fish.

I've met a Gangrel who would argue that point.

I believe him. He definitely met a Gangrel.

But not me... Must be one of the Mariner cousins of mine. I like water too. And shaking fountains off my fur on unsuspecting people!

Stories that should probably never crossover.

malak wrote:

Stories that should probably never crossover.

Don't get it...?